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Awkward Moments at Hogwarts 3
Ron: Professor McGonagall
McGonagall: Yes Weasley
Ron: Do we have a school consular?
McGonagall: No, but if you need to talk to someone, Weasley, I'm always here
Ron: That's—that's quite alright. I'll just go—
McGonagall: Weasley... Come on tell me boy, what's been on your mind?
Ron: Maybe I should ask Lupin…
McGonagall: WEASLEY! Anything you can tell Lupin you can tell me
Ron: Well it's sort of about girls…
McGonagall: Oh I see, well Weasley you're growing to the age where new feelings will arise about girls. Are you starting to feel some of those?
Ron: Yeah, sort of
McGonagall: It's okay boy, it's only natural. Is there any girl in particular you fancy? Miss Granger maybe…
Ron: Ya know what, I think I hear Snape calling, I better get to potions—
McGonagall: Hold on boy. Now Weasley, I understand the feelings between boys and girls better than you think
Ron: Yes, but I think I would feel better talking to a—er—male
McGonagall: Oh Weasley don't underestimate my advice. Look if you fancy a girl it's very simple what you should do
Ron: What?
McGonagall: You could ask her out on a date
Ron: But what if she says no?
McGonagall: If you are charming and kind I bet she won't, be yourself
Ron: Okay, but since I'm not…Any other advise
McGonagall: (sighs) Okay don't act like yourself
Ron: Thanks professor!
McGonagall: Always happy to help Weasley
Ron: Right, oh one more question
McGonagall: Yes?
Ron: What if I feel this way towards more than one person?
McGonagall: Well nature is very tricky at this time. It's the respectful thing to only be with one person
Ron: But I'm not respectful
McGonagall: Right, well do how about cause it's the Gyrffindor way!
Ron: Alright! Thanks again professor
McGonagall: No problem Weasley, now go get 'em!
(Ron leaves the class room. McGonagall reclines in her seat and then hears and echo)
Ron: Hey Harry, I was wondering about this Saturday night…
McGonagall: Oh Weasely!