Ximik: Ok, ok! I'm back!
Kaxaks:Wassup, fellas?
Itaxchi & Ximik: GASP! NOOOOOO! Kaxaks said something she'd usually never say! She's possessed!
Kaxaks:Uhh...no I'm not...
Ximik: She must be high on Pocky! Quick, Kaxaks! I must do mouth to mouth!
Kaxaks: EWW! NO! Anyways, Ximik does not own Kingdom Hearts, Square Enix,any of its characters, oranything else, but herself! I've gotta run! (Starts running from Ximik)
Ximik: Wait, Kaxaks! We must do mouth to mouth to make you go normal again! Come back here! (Runs after Kaxaks)
Chapter 3:TV With More Trouble
--Xemnas' room-
Xemnas: I'm bored...I...MUST DO SOMETHING! (Runs to the TV and watches Dora the Explorer)
Xemnas: Yay! My show is on! (Watches addictively to the infernal little girl)
Dora(In the TV): Hey there, kids! Today we're going to bring this baby lion back to its home! (Shows a lion cub)
Lion: Quack!
Boots (That evil monkey): I have a better idea, Dora! Let's...KILL PEOPLE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dora: Sounds like a great idea, Boots! Screw this lion! (Kicks the lion)
Lion: Ouchies! Why you evil little b! I just oughta chew you're head out! In fact...(Eats up Dora) Hooray!
Boots: Hooray! The human is gone! Now I can...KILL PEOPLE! MWAHAHAHA! (Runs off)
Xemnas: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My hero Dora! Gone! (Sobs)
Then, suddenly, Marluxia comes in his room.
Marluxia: Xemnas, we have an intru--HOLY COW! ARE YOU WATCHING DORA THE EXPLORER!
Marluxia just stares at Xemnas, then at the TV where Boots and the lion are doing wonderful things on TV.
Marluxia: Xemnas, I am shocked...
Xemnas: Just tell me where, oh WHERE, Dora went...
Marluxia: Uhh, actually...Dora and Boots have allied themselves with Sora, and they're here on a killing spree...right now...
Xemnas: GAH! We must warn the others! Quick! To the Batcave! (Runs and crashes to a wall)
Marluxia: YAY! Robin...AWAY! (Runs and crashes to another wall)
Some random cat: (Singing the Meow Mix commercial song) Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meo--KABOOSH!
--Meanwhile, in The Hall of Empty Melodies...--
Vexen: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WE'RE GONNA DIE!
Dora: We repeat! This is a robbery! Give us your munny, or else my evil monkey minions will sing and dance to the Conga!
Everyone: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sora: Uhh, Dora, we were here for my boxers, which Laxaeus stole...remember?
Laxaeus: But your boxers feel so warm...(Pees in it) Ahhhhhhhhhh...so warm...
(Kaxaks: Ok..that's just...wrong...I need my Pocky!)
Axel: You're a sick, sick man, Laxaeus!
Boots: Give us the boxers, and the munny, or else! (Takes out two bazookas)
Laxaeus: Gasp! You took my bazookas! This monkey's going down! (Does kung-fu ballet on the monkey)
(Kaxaks: Is there even such thing as kung-fu ballet?
Ximik: Kaxaks, it's called Mr. 2 Bon Clay from One Piece. Got it memorized?)
But somehow...Boots beats up Laxaeus with the bazookas...which I really enjoy!
Finally, Xemnas and Marluxia made it in The Hall of Empty Melodies!
Xemnas: GASP! Like, OMG! It's Dora the Explorer! I must get autograph! (Runs towards Dora in slow motion like what movies do)
Dora: NO! It's my annoying number one fan! (Shoots Xemnas onthe head)
Xemnas: Ouchies! (Xemnas falls into a random hole that pops out of nowhere and...FAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRTTTTTTTT--KABOOSH!)
Xemnas: I'm ok... -Faaaaaarrrrttt-
Marluxia: Like, oh my gosh! It's a cute widdle monkey! (Runs to Boots to try to hug him)
Boots: Stay back! I have your mom's cooking! (Shows a container of who-knows-what's-even-in-there)
Marluxia: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You can't make meeeeeeee! (Runs off in horror)
Sora: I just wanted to get my boxers back, and this is not helping my boxers! (Runs off crying)
Axel: Wait, Sora! I have something to ask you!
Sora: (Stops and turns to Axel) : What?
Axel: Will you...bear Laxaeus' children?
Sora: Uhh...only if I get my boxers back...
Laxaeus: Done! (Rips off all his clothes, including the boxers, and gives the boxers to Sora)
(Ximik: Eww...Laxaeus stripping...that's not even the last thing I wanna see...
Kaxaks: Ok...that's even more wrong...
Itaxchi: Geez, how...wrong...)
Roxas: My other is such a pinhead!
Sora: (Looking like a pinhead) Hey, who're you calling pinhead!
Dora and Boots suddenly start singing.
Dora and Boots:(Sings the annoying song)We did it! We did it! Making babies! We did it!--KABOOSH!
Sora: NNOOOO! My only allies...GONE! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!(Cries and runs away)
Laxaeus: Wait! You must bear me children!
Random dude: I do!
Everyone: EWW!
Random cat: Meow meo--FFAAAAAARRRRTT!
Larxene: Heehee...Barney! (Looks at Zexion)
Zexion: Eh?
Larxene: I love Barney! (Attacks Barney, err...Zexion...)
Zexion: GAH! My beautiful emo hair!
Xigbar: Dude, let's like, go surfing! Cowabunga! (Takes a surf board out and attacks Xaldin)
Xaldin: WHEEEEEEEEE! This is fun! (Gets repeatedly hit with surf board)
Demyx: I need popcorn! (Starts eating popcorn out of nowhere)
Axel: (Starts eating Demyx's popcorn)
Xemnas: I never got Dora's autograph...WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! -KABOOSH!
Chapter end!
Ximik: Ok, you know the drill! Review! You'll get boxes of Kaxaks' Pocky!
Kaxaks: NO! MY POCKY! (ABOUT TO GO KUNG-FU ON XIMIK)
Ximik: No! Bad Kaxaks! (Slaps Kaxaks' hand) Only the reviewers get Pocky!
Kaxaks: I want Pocky...
Itaxchi: Don't worry! At least the poor, Pockyless people get Pocky!
Kaxaks: I WANT MY POCKY!
Ximik: Uhh, I think Kaxaks is still high...Don't forget to review!