Q&A PART 3
Ninja: Well I'm back
Liz: Ninja I like you now but you're still a bitch.
Ninja ok well thanks and first up is Starfoxluver
To Fox: WE'RE BACK!! And we brought company!
Fox: company? Who?
Miley: Hello
Miley: HEY! It's the parrot.
Falco: I AM NOT A PARROT!
To Falco: Uhh...wow, cant think of anything...sorry dude!
Falco: that's ok
To Wolf: WHY DID U ABANDON FOX WHEN HE WAS ONLY 16 YEARS OLD AND UR THE ONLY FAMILY HE'S GOT!!? WHY!? D'X
Wolf: I…I…I couldn't face him.
Voices: Awwww
Liz: Were the hell did that come from.
Ninja: remember I can bend reality so I made an audience.
Liz: WHAT I SWORE ON TV AWESOME.
To Fox: As a young kit...were u and Wolf always played w/ each other?
Fox: I can't remember
Wolf: I wiped his memory of us together as cousins.
Fox: YOU DID WHAT.
Ninja: don't worry (ninja snaps his fingers and Fox get his memories.)
Fox: yes we did.
To Ninja: U should really make a KH story!
Ninja: I need to think of what to make Sora do.
To...PANTHER!: Do you get mad at people when they make a yaoi fic of u n Wolf? Or w/ Leon? Or w/ Fox? Or w/ Falco? Or w/ ...uh...lets not go there...
Panther: Yes Panther dose Panther wants women. WOMEN FOR PANTHER!
Ninja: o…k…then
To everyone: Bye everyone!
Everyone: Bye Starfoxluver
(SFL and Miley walks out the door, holding each others hands and Miley gives SFL a small peck on the cheek.)
Audience: Awwwww.
Miley: Ut so cute when u blush!
Logan: ^/^;;
Ninja: Next up is Victor Delta Kitsune.
VDK: Hi again
Everyone: Hi
To Krystal: Do the belly dance, Egyptian-style, pwease?
Krystal: Ok I'll do it
VDK: yah
(Krystal dose a Egyptian belly dance)
To Fox: Does it bother you if I make Krystal belly dance?
Fox: No not at all
Krystal: I can sense you liked it Fox.
(Fox blushes and Krystal kisses his mussle)
Krystal: I'll belly dance for you any day Fox.
Liz: Oh God.
To Katt: *Pours milk in a bowl*
(Katt pours it over his head)
VDK: WHAT WAS THAT FOR
Katt: I don't drink milk.
To Falco: Why did you suddenly went to gangster to mercenary?
Falco: One word 'cops'
VDK: almost put in prison. Huh.
Falco: I don't like to talk about it
To Slippy: Is it true you suck Helium in your free time?
Slippy: Who said that?
VDK: Never mind well I'm out bye.
Everybody: bye
Ninja: Next up is Plasta Masta.
To Fox: ...Hello.
Fox: Hi
To Marcus: If I'm correct, you have some telepathic skill?
Marcus: Yes but I don't have full control like my mommy and Lizzy.
Plasta Masta: Liz is a telepath to?
Liz: Yea I'm a telepath I'm half Cerinian.
Plasta Masta: ok next question.
To Peppy: Sorry, I forgot to bring you a carrot...
Peppy: That's ok
To Krystal: How does it feel to have a ninja as a host?
Krystal: He's a good host he doesn't hurt us.
Falco: Speak for your self he killed me then revived me.
Fox: you said you were going to kill him.
Plasta Masta: well that's all I got right now.
Fox: Bye
Ninja: Next is claudinego
CG: Hi
To d author: can i help somehow in ur show?
Ninja: Sorry I prefer to go solo.
To Falco: nearly almost all girls playing dis game gets in love with u INCLUDE ME! what do ya think abt dat?!
Falco: Sorry kid I'm a little to old for you I'm 41.
Ninja: Wow Falco you're old.
Falco: Shut up ninja boy.
Ninja: CHIDORI LIGHTING BALDE!
(Falco was blasted by lighting and sent fling in to the wall.)
CG: That must have hurt.
Falco: It did
Ninja: Don't mess with me Falco.
To fox: hows ur lovelife? O_O
Fox: I'm married
CG: That's nice.
Krystal: Wen did u lyk fox?
Krystal: When I first saw him.
Audience: Awwww
Peppy: tee hee! can i be ur grandaughter? Lol
Peppy: o_O
liz: how many bad words do u know? enumerate it.
Liz: all of them
CG: Well I'm done
Ninja: Next up is Velk
Velk: hey you all
Everyone: Hi
To Ninja: ones I'm done mind if I stay and help keep all of them in line?
Ninja: I prefer to go solo and besides I can kill any of them at any second I can bend reality.
To fox: do you think General pepper is annoying
Fox: He's ok I guess.
To Liz: how old are you?
Liz: I'm 14
Fox: Are you hitting on my daughter.
To fox: no I am not hitting on your daughter besides Uwe Bell is my best friend!
Fox: ok good but I think she's taking a liking to Ninja.
Ninja: WHAT!
(Liz blushes)
Velk: I'm done here.
Ninja: Next up is shadow shinobi57
Shadow: Hi
To Ninja: Wanna join the war?
Ninja: I don't know
To everyone including Ninja: You wouldn't happen to have read my work? Malice and Desperation? Ninjas of Lylat? Q&A Madness, c'mon people!
Everyone except ninja: you hut us.
Ninja: I like it
Shadow: Thanks
To Liz: Smart mouth...I like it, I could do time with you. Wanna hang sometime?
Liz: Are you asking me out.
To Liz: No, not like that. If you're not aware, everyone is a supporter of the ShadowxTimid pairing. Just as friends, 'cause I like girls that take nothing from nobody.
Liz: Ok then see you at 8
To Peppy: Actually, they are right. But like, are you taking something that makes your age not a factor? That would make a lot of sense.
Peppy: I don't know
To Falco: ...So the new thing is that people are gonna call you a parrot? That's messed up. I mean, I got every into the fact that Wolf is afraid of paper airplanes 'cause he almost lost his eye from it in high school. But you sir, are in for something much more morbidly obese.
Falco: I know it't messed up.
Wolf: Hey parrot.
To Wolf: I have a thousand paper airplanes ready for launch. NOW GIVE ME THE MONEY OR I'LL FIRE THEM AT YOU!
(Wolf Grabs it and rips it)
Wolf: I lost my eye while in my Wolfen a giant piece of metal broke off and hit my eye.
Ninja: That must have hurt.
Wolf: It did
To Slippy: Do you like it that everyone is calling you a retard? That everyone is making you act like a moron as a negative stereotype that your actions during missions are retarded?
Slippy: I am not a retard I made the Arwings and the weapons.
Shadow: ok chill
To everyone: Don't wanna overload you on the first one. Remember Ninja, the offer is still open. Gotta go, I'm being chased by a radioactive vampire lamp. Don't stop being prodigious, everyone!
Everybody: ok bye.
Ninja: ok I'll join.
I have officially agreed to join the war stay tuned for Part 4
Ninja
P.S Darkness is not evil you can use it for good.