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Izaya: To post the chapter written last night~!
Seliphra: Shush you...
-Izaya-
I must say, it seems I've outdone myself. I've never seen him so flustered before now and it's not like I was serious either. I wonder if he thinks I was. Probably, but he is a plebeian. I laugh to myself and Shinra shakes his head,
"Hold still Izaya-san, these won't fix themselves!" he scolds. Celty had brought me here and I suppose it was just as well. The stupid oaf, knocking me, ME, Izaya Orihara out cold? It was unthinkable. And to think he hadn't even bothered to end me too! Fool, he should have…now I'll kill him for sure. Celty came back in with a tray of instruments, the smoke from her neck trailing and vanishing upwards lazily…I sometimes wondered where it went. Shinra thanked her and continued bandaging my head.
"He could have killed you with that punch you know, you should be thankful," he chastises and I know he knows I'll ignore him. I always have. I wave my hand lazily as if I understand and though I do I simply could care less. The patient in the other room moans in pain and I wonder who it is and what the hell their problem is. I also wonder why they can't shut the hell up, the noise is irritating.
"You're done," He says, "But take it easy Izaya-san, I mean, I know you think you're invincible, but even you have your limits," he warns.
I smirk, "I know," I lie. Silly Shinra, I am invincible, and he should know that by now. I've certainly been hit with enough vending machines and the like by this point to prove it too.
"You should really shut that other guy up though, ne?" I tease and walk out. Celty watches me…in the way that she does watch at any rate. I head home. I need to work, and since Shiki-san was coming to pick up some information I didn't want to be late. For some reason though my mind kept flitting back to that stupid oaf's face and the look of shock when I made my suggestion. Almost like he had seriously considered it for a moment. I laugh at the thought. I know people would never expect some things of me and the fact that I'm still a virgin is one of them. Don't get me wrong, I've certainly thought about it, but any problems I have I can fix myself, including horniness. I don't need anyone else, and I never will. It's the only reason. I wonder if what I said is still bothering the plebeian…maybe I should find out.
I knew his address and phone number. Being an information broker it just seemed like something I should know and so I did. It wasn't exactly hard to learn about him…anything about him. I decide against it and make it home. Maybe I'll go out for dinner tonight though. I give Shiki-san what he came for and he gives me my money and then we part ways. I lean back and stare at my ceiling. I think I will go out tonight and see whom I can toy with. I hop up and pull my fur-lined jacket on before heading out into the world again. I move through to Ikebukuro, the people there are so much fun. Ah, it was good to walk in the night among my precious humans, I love them so much~. I turn down an alleyway and make my way through it but then…it seemed I got to play more than once today~. I sneak up behind him, he doesn't notice me. Popping up from behind I grab his chest.
"Shizu-chan~ is your chest growing~? Feels like an A cup~" I taunt joyfully and I duck to avoid his elbow.
"Imgnna killyoou!" He slurs angrily and tries to hit me again. He's drunk, even better.
"Oooh~ Shizu~chan~, You're~ so~ wasted~!" I laugh happily and dodge again. His cheeks are even flushed pink from the alcohol and I laugh again. He's way too easy to avoid like this though…and far stronger if he lands a blow.
"Ack!" He catches me like a vice grip though and gets me up against the wall.
"I told you not to set foot in Ikebukuro EVER!" He growls.
"But you're here Shizu-chan~" I scoff then I do something I know could go either way, "and I was super upset that you rejected me~" I tease him by running my hand down his chest and reaching up my face towards his. I lick my lips, "Don't you want me Shizu-Chan? I know you'll like it~" I'm enjoying his reactions, nothing more. He becomes flustered again but this time he doesn't back away.
"Don't fuck with me," he warns in a low voice.
"There you go, threatening me with a good time~" I taunt, my arms making it around his neck. What a pathetic predictable fool. I pull my knife out from inside my sleeve and get ready to sever his head from his body when he does something I didn't predict, because quite suddenly his lips are on mine. I drop my knife.
Seliphra: AND THERE IT IS!
Izaya: WTF? WHY AM I A VIRGIN?
Shizuo: *rolling on floor laughing*
Seliphra: Well...everyone writes IzaIza as a lil' slut so I decided to make you a virgin...with way to much sex-appeal...
Izaya: Oh...ok. *appeased*
Seliphra: To all the anonymous reviewers, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR REVIEW! *bows* To the non-anons, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR REVIEW!
Izaya: And thanks Llama-sama for beta-ing~!
Shizuo: Even more reviews means...even more updates right?
Seliphra: Right, so remember, LEAVE A REVIEW! Oh...and I think I forgot a disclaimer ealier so here it is: I OWN ALL THE DURARARA CHARACTERS! *Doedges a sign post* Ok, ok, I DON'T...it would just be really nice...then Erika-san's comment would be very much true...