A/n: okay so this is just a pezberry chapter no interruptions hope you like it

"Baby give me my credit card."

"But San I-"

"No! No more online sex shopping for you. I'm tired of explaining to my boss why boxes from 'Happy Ending' keep showing up at my job."

"How was I supposed to know that was your business card?"

"Rachel!" –sigh- "Babe I think you need to just cool off for a while."

"What do you mean?" –quirked eyebrow-

"I mean lately all you have been doing is shopping or me. Maybe you need some personal time."

"Personal time? Are you trying to get rid of me? Am I not enough for you anymore? Who is she who is the harlot that you want to spend more time with!"

"What! Baby no it's nothing like that. You know I love you more than anything I would never cheat on you. Look I know it might be a little hard since you're waiting for your agent to get back to you about Wicked but you need to relax."

"I know I do. I'm sorry baby I honestly don't know why I went off like that. I've just been so stressed trying to find the perfect play to do and I haven't performed in so long you know how I feel about applause."

"Yes, you need it to live" –Santana chuckled at the serious face her wife had-

"I have an idea. Now it won't be like performing for a crowded audience but it would be a good way to relax. You can go to my studio in the city. I haven't painted in ages and I know you use to love coming with me."

"I don't know San that was kind of your thing not mine."

"I know but it could be our thing. I would love to paint with my wife when I get some free time. And it's very soothing. You can get out all of your emotions without anyone to bother you. It's perfect!"

"I guess I could give it a try."

"Great, Kurt and Mercedes will pick you up at 12 tomorrow."

-Before Rachel could question Santana's motives her girlfriend laid the most passionate kiss on her girlfriend-

It's better I take one for the team now then have her ask me questions. I really don't feel like having sex but if we role play I might be able to get away with being a bottom tonight.

"Baby you think Officer Berry could come out to play tonight?"

-squeals of excitement- "Yes I just bought some new handcuffs and the perfect black stilettos I'll be back in a second."

"Well maybe this won't be so bad."

"Baby, how do you feel about spankings?" Rachel yelled from her walk-in closet.

When did she get into S&M?-Hears Rihanna playing in the background-