Hello again! Before I start I just wanna thank you all for reading this. It's my first fanfic so every view just makes me so excited! I hope you all continue to read and enjoy this fic because I'm working very hard on it and I want to make you guys happy! I wanted to post this earlier but I've been busy lately with graduation. Plus, I got Tomodachi Life the other day, so I've been hooked...XD.

Anyone else watch E3? I am sooo pumped for SSB4! I can't believe that Miis, Lady Palutena, and Pac-Man are in! It's too bad the Wii U version isn't coming out until the end of the year though :(

Also, my sincere apologies to any Captain Falcon fans I offended. I've got nothing against the guy, I just had the idea of using him for that particular story arc.

Anyway, sorry for being so late! Without further ado, here is chapter 3!

Chapter 3

All of the Smashers excitedly entered the mall. Mario stepped forward and called out to grab the attention of the whole group. "Attention everyone!" he said, "We should all-a split into groups for safety." At these words, Peach, Zelda, and Samus ditched the group and went off into the mall. Soon nearly the entire group had split up and travelled to separate areas of the mall, except for two Smashers: Link and Pit.

"I'm stuck with him AGAIN?" Link thought to himself.

"Well, Link, I guess it's just you and me!" Pit exclaimed, "Let's take a look around and stop in all of the cool stores!" Pit linked arms with Link and dragged him along. Link gave no resistance, since he had already given up on this trip anyway.

"Ugh. I can't believe the girls made me do this..." Link groaned in his head.

"Quit looking so mad," Marth said to the young man trailing behind him, "You're making me look bad."

"I'm making you look bad?" Ike retaliated, "Here I am stuck with the frilliest man on the planet at the mall! It's definitely more like YOU making ME look like a fucking joke!"

Marth gasped. "Excuse me?" He crossed his arms. "I am in no way 'frilly'. I'm just elegant and sophisticated, unlike you."

Ike grabbed Marth by the collar. "I am fucking too elegant and sophisticated, you ass!" he shouted, catching the attention of all of the people around them.

"Elegant people don't fucking swear all the god damn time!" Marth yelled back.

"YOU JUST FUCKING SWORE!" Ike cried, and he punched Marth in the face. Marth fought back by punching Ike in the nose, and the fight continued until both boys toppled over onto each other...right into the mall fountain.

"Hey! Hey!" barked the security cop approaching them, "You two can't make out in the fountain! You're disturbing the peace!"

Ike leapt up. "But we weren't making out!"

"Yeah, yeah," said the cop, "Just stop it or take it out to the car or else I'll ban you both from this mall." Marth and Ike, both soaking wet and still standing in the fountain, watched the security cop ride away on his Segway.

"I swear to God that I would rip your lungs out right now if I didn't want to stop at Macy's so badly," Marth hissed to Ike.

Falco and Fox strolled along inside the mall, looking for an interesting store to stop in. "Think they have a Hollister in here?" Falco asked Fox.

Fox cocked a brow. "A what?"

"Never mind," said Falco.

Suddenly, Fox shrieked. "Dude! What was that for?" Falco questioned.

Fox turned around to find a little girl tugging at his tail. She grinned from ear to ear. "I like your costume, mister!" she piped.

The girl was adorable, sure, but even cute little girls weren't allowed to touch Fox's tail. Nobody was. "Listen, kid, this isn't a costume," he said as he snatched his tail away from her, "My tail is not a toy."

"Sheesh, Fox," Falco said as he rolled his eyes, "Go easy on the kid."

The two continued walking around the mall. However, they began to slow down as they realized that everyone around them was staring at whispering. Suddenly, a man walked up to them. "Um, excuse me?" he asked them politely.

"Yes?" Fox and Falco replied in unison.

"Are you two lost?" he asked, "The furry convention isn't in this building. It's at the hotel across the street."

"F-Furry convention?!" Falco sputtered.

Fox was pissed. "We are NOT furries! We are real animals god dammit!"

"Huh," said the man, "You two sure are...er...dedicated."

Fox had had it. This happened every time he went out in public. He grabbed the man by the collar. "WE ARE NOT FUCKING FURRIES!" he screamed right in the man's face.

"S-Security!" the man gulped.

Fox and Falco gasped. Fox dropped the man onto the ground and the two made a run for it.

Ganondorf and Bowser had become pretty friendly during their time at the Smash Manor. They were both big villains who loved to kidnap princesses. When they were together, they felt like they could drop the whole evil thing and really be themselves. The two walked throughout the mall, getting lots of horrified stares and even a few shrieks as they passed people.

"Ugh, what jerks," said Bowser to his friend, "Can't two guys walk around the mall in peace without people lookin' at 'em like they've got two heads?"

"It's unfortunate, really," Gandondorf agreed, "but sadly true. Discrimination against villains is a harsh reality we must face."

Bowser kicked over a nearby bench. "That's stupid! It's not like I'm gonna kidnap anyone! Not while I'm staying at the Manor, at least."

"I wouldn't let it bother us much. Can we stop in here for a moment?" Ganondorf said, motioning towards Joseph A. Bank, "I need myself a new suit."

"Bah, sure. Whatever," said Bowser, and he followed his friend inside the store.

A charming, bespectacled young man walked up to greet them. "Hi," he said, "and welcome to Joseph A. Ba-AAAAAAAAAUGH!" The man leapt when he looked up and saw the two villains staring down at him.

"Is...something wrong?" asked Bowser.

"C-Can I help you with anything?" was all the man could barely squeak.

"No," Ganondorf replied, "but thank you for offering." With that, Ganondorf and Bowser made their way further into the store.

"I don't get paid enough to put up with shit like this..." the man mumbled as he went to the back of the store.

Peach, Zelda, and Samus chatted and giggled as they walked along the mall. "I don't know about you two, but I'm hungry," said Zelda. Peach and Samus agreed, and the three girls went to go find the food court.

Peach was animatedly telling a story to her friends. "So then as soon as he pulls out of the car wash place, it starts raining! And let me tell you, he was pretty mad. I didn't hear the end of it until after dinner!"

"How unfortunate," Samus commented.

"For both parties," added Zelda.

"Yeah, it was awful," said Peach. She then looked up and pointed ahead. "Hey! There's the food court!"

Zelda's stomach growled. "Finally," she said, "I'm starving."

They decided on getting food from the Subway booth at the food court. The three Smashers sat down at a table with their sandwiches.

"So, whaddya think everyone else is up to right now?" Zelda asked the two.

"I'm not sure," said Samus.

"Maybe we'll bump into someone later!" said Peach.

"Yeah," said Zelda, and she took a bite of her sandwich.

"If you're wondering what the others are up to," spoke a voice, causing the girls to jump and Zelda to choke on her sandwich, "I saw Link and Pit head into a video game store on my way here!"

Peach looked up. "C-Captain Falcon?" she cried, staring at the man standing at their table as if he had sprouted another head.

"I thought we," Zelda said in-between coughs, "threw you off the bus!"

Captain Falcon let out a hearty laugh. "Oh, my fair maidens, you make me laugh!" he declared, "Nothing can stop Captain Falcon! Not even the passion of three beautiful young ladies!" Captain Falcon put his hand on Samus's shoulder, causing her to cringe and grimace. "Now," he began, "Which one of you lovely ladies would like to accompany me on a d-" He couldn't finish his sentence because Samus punched him in the nose.

"Don't touch me without my permission!" she hissed.

The three girls gave him a deathly stare. "NOBODY LIKES YOU, CAPTAIN FALCON!" they shouted in unison.

Captain Falcon writhed on the ground, hands cupped over his bloody nose. Zelda kicked him in the groin. "C'mon girls," she said, grabbing her tray of food, "Let's go sit somewhere else." Peach, Zelda, and Samus took their food and sat down at a table on the complete opposite side of the food court.

Hehe...sorry again to all Captain Falcon fans. The girls are just not interested in his advances at all XD

And that's chapter 3! I intended on making it a little longer, but I suffered from severe writer's block as I was writing this chapter.

If any of you have any suggestions or advice for later chapters and mini-stories, don't hesitate to share! I love hearing what everyone has to say about my story, and I read every review! Getting a new review makes my whole day.

Chapter 4 will come soon! Thanks for reading my story so far and I hope you continue to do so!