A/N: thanks for reviews! I just wanted to say can you please check out my other stories?

Also: I do sorta like twilight, so please, I mean no offense here.

DISCLAIMER: Again, I own NOTHING. Zilch. Zero. Nada.

"Please Max" Nudge said for the thirty-eighth time.

"No. No way am I reading Twilight. Nuh-uh" I told her.

"Please Max" thirty-ninth time now...

"No. and that's final Nudge" and then she pulled out the Bambi eyes.

I have got to find a resistance to that.

"Fine" I said, exasperated.

"Yay! Here you go Max." she handed me the book.

Ugh. Now I have to read it.

"Start reading it now!" Nudge demanded excitedly. Ugh.

Okay here goes:

I'd never given much thought to how I would die--though I'd had reason enough in the last few months--but even if I had, I would not have imagined it like this.

'I'd never given much thought to how I would die.' Stupid unprepared idiot.

I continued reading, my patience with 'Bella' was wearing thin already.

I had gotten to chapter 15 when mom called out for dinner.

Finally I thought. The most entertaining part for me was when 'Edward' called Bella stupid.

Of course, that would probably be one of the only enjoyable things in the book.

I stayed quiet all through dinner, ignoring Nudge's ramblings about Edward.

Quite frankly, I thought he was an overprotective idiot, and has no respect whatsoever for 'Bella's' privacy. I mean, seriously, watching someone sleeping? That's just beyond creepy. And I've met some pretty creepy people (anyone else remember Ter Borcht? The Uber Director? Just to name a few)

"...So how far have you gotten into Twilight, Max?" Nudge asked

"Uh, chapter, uh, fifteen"

"You're reading twilight?" Fang asked. I could tell he was holding back a snicker.

"Uh, um, yeah" I didn't want to hurt Nudge's feelings, so I shot Fang a look that said details later.

He nodded solemnly, still choking back laughter

"So, you're reading Twilight" Fang told me.

"She used the Bambi eyes!" I shouted defensively. "You know I wouldn't really read it under my own free will."

"True, true"

"But anyway, I think Nudge expects me to be done in another, oh i'd say ten seconds, so i'd better go"

"Stay here" Fang's voice was so... intense. You never question Fang's intense voice. Ever.

He pulled me to him then, and kissed me.

And you know what?

I cannot compare him to 'Edward Cullen'.

At all.