Chapter 3- Stuck With Me
A/N:…Well, for once I have nothing to say…
Tiny, Ripper Roo, and Fake Crash struggled into the small hatch of the cruise ship's storage compartment. All three mutants were exhausted, and the tiny storage hold was crammed with people's crap. When all attempts to get comfortable failed, the companions decided to reflect on their grand adventure.
"Whew! I don't think even Crash Bandicoot himself could say he ever had an adventure as adventuresome as that!" said F.C.
"Yeah! We had a fun adventure today. What was Roo's favorite part?" Tiny asked.
"Voos$shis4-D04j%39!!!" Ripper Roo exclaimed.
"Tiny liked that too." Tiny nodded.
"My favorite part was when we accidentally opened a rift in time and our future selves nearly killed us!" F.C. laughed.
"Tiny's favorite part was when Green Day put on a free concert for us when we saved them from that giant Play-Doh man!" Tiny said. "We couldn't have done it without you. Thanks for helping!" Tiny waved at the audience.
"Who the hell are you waving at?" asked F.C. Tiny shrugged.
"G&sow49&$sris&#$." Ripper Roo whispered to F.C.
"Yeah, you're right. I think all the adventure and cramped space may be getting to him." Fake Crash whispered back. "Don't worry though. Once he smells that U.S. air, Tiny's head will be as clear as the skies!" A crack of thunder answered him.
"Hmmm." Ripper Roo glared at F.C.
"Nooo! Now we're all going to die! Tiny gets seasick sometimes…" Tiny muttered.
Six hours later, Fake Crash, Ripper Roo, and Tiny were all thoroughly sick of each other. F.C. wouldn't shut up about the amazing Japanese garden he was going to build in their new American home, Tiny had already filled eight suitcases with his own puke, and Ripper Roo continuously laughed about the obscene graffiti he had adorned the walls with. Finally, the ship dropped anchor. Tiny peered out the round window.
"What do you see?" Fake Crash asked.
"Um…sand. Lots and lots of sand. Ooh! Bikini girls!" Tiny observed. Ripper Roo quickly tried to shove him out of the way.
"Hmm. Sowow ibwo s093^ ;)!!!" Ripper Roo described.
"Oh wow. We didn't need to know that." Fake Crash pushed him out of the way, and looked out the window. "OH SH*T! That sign doesn't say America, it says welcome to Hawaii!!!"
A/N: Will these guys ever get to "America"? Sorry about pervy Roo. I really do luff him, but you know, things are always more fun when there's a pervy lunatic kangaroo on the loose.