The great Robot Smash Bros chapter 3
Picking up from where the last chapter left off, the smashers just looked on in shock and surprise as the mysterious robot, Mario Man, made his entrance.
"So… what's with-a all the looks-a?"
Dr. Wily, who was not surprised in the least, just went forward to Mario Man to introduce him to the Smashers. "I bet you're all surprised, yes? Well let me introduce to you Robot Smash Bros number 01, Mario Man!"
"Wily, what-a eez the meaning of theez?"
"Didn't I say I invited you all to the "Robot Smash Bros" tournament? As I said just now, Mario Man here is the first in the RSB line of robot masters. He is superior to my earlier robots, both in intelligence and power. Plus, with my special limitless chip, he is more than just a machine!"
Mario and the others just looked on in amazement as Wily went on to explain how advanced his new line of robots was, this attracted the curiosity of some of the smashers, namely ROB, Snake and Samus.
"Please tell me, how was it possible for you to create such an advanced type of robot with the materials available here on Earth?"
"Yes, do tell us how you could make something this advanced"
"Oh I'd be delighted to inform you of how, my mechanical friend. You see, my whole life has been devoted to robotics, I am one of the world's top roboticists. And it is therefore quite reasonable that I would be able to create something as advanced as Mario Man here, during the Wondertown incident, I studied the robots I reprogrammed, to see if there was anything I could use in the future, all the amazing pieces of circuitry was incredibly useful, so you could say I can thank you all for making the Robot Smash Bros possible"
"So thanks to us, you could make these so called robot smashers?" Fox added in.
"Yes, that is correct" Wily answered, while thinking to himself "You should just have known how much! Hehe"
"Now that the hotel is being repaired, we could just continue on to the main stadium, and don't worry about your luggage, my robots will take care of it for you"
Mario Man, who had kept himself silent up till now, spoke out "Hey, Luigi Man! You can-a come out-a now, everything eez-a fine", hearing the name "Luigi Man", the green clad plumber turned around along with rest of the gang, eyeing some bushes that kept shaking. They were all in for a surprise as yet another robot came into view, this time a green colored one who looked suspiciously like Luigi.
"Are you sure it's all okay bro?" "Yes-a, now stop-a being such a scaredy-cat-a and say hello to the smashers-a!" the robot identified as Luigi Man slowly walked towards the smashers, showing small signs of uncertainty. While Luigi just stood there, wondering what was going on, Luigi Man introduced himself.
"Hello everyone, I am Luigi Man as you can see. Mario Man here is my older brother due to the fact that we are both made from the same mold, only he was made before me."
"Yes yes, thank you Luigi Man, now as I proposed earlier, should we start moving?"
The smashers just replied with a simple "okay", and they started walking towards the stadium.
When they could see the building, they were awestruck. The whole building looked like a dark blue and white, high tech version of the Colosseum in Rome, with a lowered glass dome on the inside and a W insignia over the main entrance.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooow, awesome!" the child smashers all said in unison as they stared at the massive building. Wily easily noticed the excited stares of the child smashers, "Oh this is nothing, just wait till you see what's inside!"
"Tell me Wily, how was it possible for you to get all the money for this?" Zelda was curious as how Wily had been able to fund this resort, and he happily answered "Robots, dear princess, robots. My robot masters useful for more than just battle you should know, construction work, power plants, science. There exists a purpose for all of my robots. One of my robots, Crystal Man was even built to help my funding, in fact, the jewelry brand "Chrys Beauty" is my creation!"
Peach, hearing this, jumped right at Wily, pinning him to the ground. "Are you the creator of Chrys Beauty?" she shouted with excitement, Wily, completely taken by surprise, managed to answer her question, "Yes that is right, if you want I could get you some jewelry for free"
Upon hearing this answer, Peach got of him while her eyes began to sparkle, and a giant, creepy smile crept up on her face.
"Hey bro, that woman scares me"
"Don't-a worry leettle bro"
"Hey guys, over here!"
When the smashers herd someone calling them, they immediately turned around to see Roy, Lilina, Sonic, Mewtwo , Olimar, Ike and the Star Wolf team coming towards them.
"So you guys got the invitation too?" Roy asked, "Yeah, and it ended with a bang" Samus replied, still angry about the door being destroyed.
Snake went up to Mewtwo while the others were chatting amongst themselves, "Do you sense anything suspicious?" Giving him a quick glance, Mewtwo replied "No, I tried to search his mind, but could not get any access into it"
"Well, I don't trust that guy" Snake said. Fishing out a cigarette from one of his pockets, he lighted it and took a deep breath, before adding "those robots of his are too much alike the Mario Bros, ruling out the possibility of it being just a coincidence"
"I agree" Mewtwo telepathically replied, "I've met another one of those so called Robot Smash Bros, and it resembled a certain, yellow rodent we all know"
"Mmmh, we'll find out more about this later, but right now I'm interested in on what the stadium looks like on the inside" taking one last breath out of his cigarette, Snake flicked it away before he and Mewtwo joined the others.
Once inside the building, Wily went on to explain about the tournament.
"The Robot Smash Bros tournament is a tournament where anyone can enter and compete against the Robot Smash Bros, and there is of course there are preliminary rounds where the contestants first go against each other. We wouldn't want anyone to go against super strong robots if they have no chance against them now, would we?"
There was a general agreement about that between the smashers.
While walking through the halls, loud yells could be heard, and the further they walked, the louder the yelling was. And suddenly the door right besides the smashers burst open as two figures tumbled around.
"Say goodbye to your processor, Fox Man!"
"Not today Wild Man. Take this, FOX LASER!"
The smashers quickly ducked as a bright red beam flew over their heads.
"Ha! You missed, now it's my turn, LIGHTNING CLAW!"
"Aargh"
"STOP IT RIGHT NOW YOU TWO!"
The two robots froze in position as soon as Wily yelled at them, Wild Man was strangling Fox Man, and Fox Man was about to plant his knee right into Wild Mans guts.
"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING? I TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES, FIGHTING IS ONLY ALLOWED IN THE ARENA OR TRAINING ROOM!"
The smashers could only watch as Wily yelled at the two robots, Mario Man in the meantime told the smashers about the other bots.
"Those-a two are-a Wild Man and Fox Man, they're usually at each-a other's throats all the time-a, and I theenk Raptor Man eez nearby-a too"
And as soon as he said that, another robot walked in through the door.
"Hey Raptor Man, what-a were they-a fighting over this time-a?" Mario Man asked.
"Meh, just the last cup of coffee" the other robot responded back, shrugging.
"Besides, I took it while they were busy fighting, am I smart or what?!"
Fox had been watching these new robots with great interest, and took notice of how Raptor Man was acting.
"Hey Falco, doesn't Raptor Man remind you of somebody?"
"What do you mean Fox?"
"What I'm trying to say is that Raptor Man is clearly acting like how you do"
"WHAT? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, that robot ain't nowhere as cool as I am" Falco angrily replied.
"Cool? Hah, that bird brain is nothing like me at all, bet he can't even fly on his own" Raptor Man added to their conversation.
"You just keep quiet you talking pile of bolts"
"Pfffth, and what are you going to do about it, bore me offline with your bragging? Good luck with that"
"Alright, that's it, I'm gonna make you wish you were never assembled"
"Bring it, featherface!"
"Alright, that's enough you two" Fox said, not wanting any more fighting to happen while they were touring the building.
"Look, we don't need any more fighting in here. It was enough with just those two over there"
"Okay Fox, but that tinhead better not get in my way any time soon"
"Speak for yourself beaky"
"Why you!"
Don't listen to him Falco, let's just go"
Wily, finished with yelling at the robots, went back to the smashers so that the tour could continue, while the other robots just went in back through the door.
"I'm really sorry about that, some of my robots just can't get along with each other. But let's not worry about that now, shall we continue?"
The smashers simply replied yes, and they began to move further into the building
"Now, the doors we have passed until now were just the mess hall and private rooms of the robots here"
"WHAT, THE MESS HALL, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?"
Both Kirby and Yoshi were visibly upset by the fact that they had passed the mess hall, as they had been looking forward to see what food they had here.
"Relax, I'll treat you all to one of the restaurants here if that's better?"
"Yay, restaurant!"
While Yoshi and Kirby happily danced around, singing to themselves about what food they would eat, the others heard voices coming from the large door to their right.
"Gorilla Man, how many times do I have to tell you, Don't leave the banana peels on the floor!"
"Sorry Protector Man, me not know where garbage can is"
"Ugh, for the last time, it's in the left corner"
"Oooh, now me see it"
"I don't see any problems with the peels on the floor"
That's because you just bend around them, Flat Man"
"I'm really sorry about the banana peels Gorilla Man throws around"
"That's okay Angel Man, it wasn't your fault"
Curious about what was going on behind the door, the smashers slowly opened it to peek in, what they all saw, was something they had never expected!
Author's corner: A fun chapter to write, if I have to say so myself. But not the most humorous one, that's something I'm not really good at.
Nr.0 2 – Luigi Man – A robot who appears weak, he quickly shows his true strength during a crisis.
"Please don't hurt me"
Good point: easygoing – Bad point: Scaredy cat
Like: Pasta – Dislike: Scary things
Weapon: Thunder Slap – Template: Luigi
While the spotlight hasn't been that much on Luigi Man this chapter, I felt he should have his Bio card in this chapter. The Thunder Slap is based on the fact that Luigi uses thunder based attacks in the Mario & Luigi series, Luigi Man can also use his Thunder Slap as a jumping uppercut like Luigi's Fire Punch, only he knows how to do it.
Hope you enjoyed the chapter, the next one will take some time but don't worry, I'll finish it as soon as I can. And I will not include any robot masters from Mega Man 1, 4 and 9 as they are good guys, except maybe a mentioning here and there, but besides that they will not appear.