Coola slunk around in the Cellar with Salza, growing more and more aggravated by the literal second, ascended to my finial form to only wait around twiddling my thumbs, being as useless as my father and my worthless mother. Unbelievable! Coola growled to himself, Salza pushed himself against the stony wall, as far away from his fuming king as he could feasibly be in this cellar.
"You know what! I'm just going to kill the damn- "the door swung open, Raichi entered the room carrying a suit case in his long spindly grasp, Salza's eyes nearly teared up in relief at the sight Raichi, and Goku who stood behind him. But more importantly Goku who was strong enough to go up against his king in that strange form of his.
"I apologise for our late arrival, but I needed to pack some essentials and Goku had to eat" The old man explained. He floated out of the door way, Goku followed suit. The Super Saiyan waved at Salza, who slid to the floor in shock, Goku also grinned at Coola, who met his happy gaze with a look of absolute malice.
Coola started bulking up, "so half power should be enough, at the very least I won't be losing stamina" The king muttered to himself.
"Good, me and Coola will go up first" Goku said as he turned to Coola. The two both strolled towards the far escape ladder. Coola roughly pushed Goku to his left, "hey! What was that for?" Goku questioned.
Coola snickered. "A king always has to take charge over the average citizen, and I have a back bone" Coola detailed proudly, he flew upwards out of the groups sight.
Raichi sighed, and turned his sharp gaze to Salza. "Is he always like this?" Raichi asked.
Salza shook his head, "he offers me one compliment during my birthday" Salza admitted.
…
Coola flew upwards the cramped, dark confines of the space not bothering him in the slightest. It's a bit hard to see, he pondered to himself. Coola's head slammed against the hatch, angry stars sparkled in his vision.
…
Coola's roar resounded to the cellar below. "Is he okay?" Goku asked concerned.
"He has to be, Baby can't possibly get in here" Raichi voiced.
…
"YOU DARE HARM KING COOLA!?" Coola threatened to the hatch, a dark bloody aura violently burst around him. Coola ripped through the hatch, and burst through a hill. He soared into the deep blue skies, and to his absolute mind numbing horror Coola felt the tug of gravity as it tore him down.
Coola thumped into the hill leaving a perfectly shaped indent of himself in it.
…
The group stood atop of the hill. Raichi had put down the suit case onto the grass the decorated the clearing they were in. Salza had taken off to exploring the edges of the thick forest that surrounded the clearing, but mostly to get away from Coola.
Goku bent down and curiously peered down into Coola's hole. "Go away you dumb waste of space" Coola ordered from down in his hole.
"Ah come on I fell back down too" Goku explained to placate the ruffled king.
"DEATH BEAM" Coola roared, a purple beam shot out of Coola's hole, narrowly missing Goku's face. Goku stumbled backwards in fright and nearly fell off the hill, he flailed his arms around a bit to balance himself. "I will never come out! NEVER!" The King thundered from down in his hole.
Raichi sighed, pinched his cheeks. "Goku, you can handle this" he asked, Goku nodded. The old man floated off the hill to join Salza. Who was scraping off some bark from a tree.
Goku's body disappeared in a golden aura, he stepped out of the aura in his strange form. "Coola I will literally drag you out of that hole if you don't want to get out" Goku explained. He could hear some snarling from down the hole.
"NEVER" Coola answered.
Goku jumped down into the hole
…
Deep in the dark, silent, old woods. Most of the group had sat around a camp fire, the fire of it cast a warm glow over the group. Raichi was using it to cook a strange feline creature on a spit.
Coola sat against a tree away from the group, a black eye adorned his face, and his nostrils where caked with blood. A growl tore from The King when he noticed the smile of happiness on Salza's face when he interacted with Goku, how content he was. And how more importantly Coola was not.
The King's thoughts slowly drifted back to the day, he clenched his fists in rage at how he had been so humiliated. How can that damn monkey beat me so easily? Only Freeza has even done that and he's dead! How can he beat me so easily, where equals in strength! That much is for certain…
A sigh escaped from Coola's lips. Freeza, I'm so glad you're dead, my only regret is that I never was the one who got to kill you.
He pursed his lips.
...
Coola jolted awake, his head throbbed badly. "Crap, been in this form for too long." A blood red aura consumed his body, obscuring his view of the outside world, he felt the slight pain that manifested whenever he transformed, or descended.
Coola unsteadily stood up from the tree, his stripy malicious face noticed Salza's peaceful slumbering shape. Coola strolled right over to Salza, he started smacking him with his tail.
Salza jumped upwards. "M-my King?" Salza garbled in fear, when he saw Coola's frowning face.
"You know, you've been an absolute pathetic, useless waste of meat in the last two days" Coola sternly reminded him.
Salza nodded to save his hide. A sudden expression of shock appeared on Coola's face, and that shock turned into an expression of rage and understanding. "Me being on this strange world is dangerous as well for my Kingdom, I hope that the government as useless as they are, can at the very least keep watch over 27 planets" Coola muttered.
"I hope- "Coola's fist collided with Salza's cheek, Salza recoiled from the blow tears flowing down his face from the pain.
"I hope that's- ", "that's enough" Raichi's voice rang out. Coola's gaze turned to the old man, to Coola's disgust Goku stood behind him in that strange form of his.
"WHAT!?" Coola barked at them.
Raichi floated towards Coola, "I never considered a King would beat his own subjects" Raichi stated quietly enraged.
"What do you mean? It's standard practice for a Eaptun king!" Coola asserted. Raichi shook his head.
"But your people's traditions are far away from here, and I won't stand for your treatment of those lower than you, keep it up and you'll have a repeat of yesterday with Goku" Raichi explained.
Coola threw his hands up in anger, and he furiously stormed off in another direction. Deeper into the forest. "Goku if he wanders too far, use instant transmission to bring him back" Raichi ordered.
…
Coola wandered through the old forest, even his furious temper and tantrum could not disrupt the calm serenity of this place, however it did feel much older to Coola.
"You!" A squeaky voice squeaked behind Coola near the ground, The King turned around, curiosity on his face. His face split into a frown when he noticed the small white rabbit, most peculiar about the creature was that it's face was that of a mortal.
"You! You from before creation! You Frost Demon, and your band of monsters!" The bunny accused.
Coola rolled his eyes. "Is my dinner speaking to me? And I'm not a Frost Demon, they're all dead" Coola mocked, and explained at the same.
"Demon! King of the otherworld, he who tried to strike down God! If I had, had someone else make my mortal body I would have brought you to God myself, I the great Whine!" The bunny ranted, Coola rolled his eyes, and grinned evilly.
Coola's tail smashed onto the bunny crushing it, Coola raised his tail and realised Whine had disappeared.
"What the crap?" He muttered to himself, Coola made up his mind "-doesn't really matter if dumb bunnies disappear when you kill them- "his gaze turned to one of the trees in the old forest "- what matters now is seeing how far this forest extends…" The King muttered to himself, Coola walked over to the closest tree to himself.
Coola gripped the tree with his three toed feet, and gripped it with his hands, he effortlessly scaled the tree, an easy feat for any Eaptun, that wasn't dead or dying. The top of the tree rustled, and Coola's head poked above the tree tops, his body followed.
Coola put a hand to his forehead, he scried the tree tops for anything of use to him, ethereal purple butterflies that drifted dreamily in the darkness of the night did not count. Coola turned to the left, and to his delight he saw that the forest thinned out and ended there.
Away from the forest some lights clustered together in the distance, The King could scry some crops as well away it, maybe even a hill with a large mansion on it.
Dumb peasants here? At the very least the people here will know of a new King, King Coola. Coola smiled at the thought of the people's reactions to his arrival, dumb struck awe, and love to their new king, he couldn't wait. The King started hopping from tree top to tree top, blurring ever so slightly from the speeds he was travelling at.
Goku suddenly appeared in front of him, Coola's eyes bulged in fright at the Super Saiyan's arrival, he slammed against Goku's body, making a cracking sound, and rebounded off his chest. The Super Saiyan quickly grasped Coola's hand and pulled him back onto the tree.
Coola growled and slapped Goku's hand away from him, "completely mad if you think I need your stupid help" he growled.
Goku shook his head, 'Master ordered me to go and take you back to the group" The Super Saiyan stated.
"Wait!" Coola pleaded, he pointed towards the village, Goku turned his gaze to where The King was pointing towards.
"And?" The Super Saiyan asked.
"People! People who can… Tell us what to do! Please instead of taking me back, instead bring Raichi, and Salza instead to me! You'll make no progress otherwise!" Coola pleaded desperately.
"I don't know…" Goku trailed off.
"look, go and bugger off to your master, I'm sure he'll answer with my best interests in mind." Goku scratched his head, he sighed and moved his finger to his forehead.
"Fine then Coola" Goku trailed off as he teleported to his master.
The King shivered in joy.
The King disappeared entirely, wasting no more time and the tree below him exploded, flinging splinters, and chunks of wood, destroying the innocent wildlife.
…
Coola smashed into a crop field, leaving a small crater, he bounced from the crater, and messily rolled through the mud and strange crops.
The King rose from the crop, his eyes blood shot with rage, at the humiliation he had just suffered, he spat out a purple, spotted, red haired vegetable. Coola shook himself violently in a vain attempt to remove some of the mud.
Some of the villagers started leaving their houses to check on what made such a large sound, The King marched towards them, his tail violently flicking behind him.
…
The Strange Villagers immediately recoiled from Coola's terrifying presence, and the sight of his terrifying looks, but they did it in such a way as if they knew him from somewhere. The King watched as some of the strange grey skinned, purple haired people detached themselves from the group.
Warn the children and women to leave the village and travel to their mighty lord's mansion, while the big, strong men go and stupidly kill themselves against the gracious king. Coola mocked. So, predictable! You see it once, and you've seen it all.
He blurred, and reappeared right in front of one of what he assumed to be the main leader of the group, a healthy young man.
"You!" Coola barked furiously. The group recoiled in shock when The King appeared in front of them.
"I am King Coola, and you bunch of dumb craps are now my property" Coola fumed.
"No- ", Coola screamed at his answer and rammed his fist into the young man's abdomen, he painfully twisted his fist, and watched in delight as the innocent man's eyes bulged in pain. Coola pulled his fist out and watched as the man fell to the ground, the group unsteadily cleared around the young man's body.
"That was amazingly, great stress relief…" Coola felt the dark presence in the air, he noticed the dangerous looks people where giving him with their blue flinty eyes.
"Oh, grow a backbone, he's not dead, a king never kills his subjects!" Coola complained, the flinty glares of the people continued, "Go on, shoo" Coola stated, he waved his hands, the group slowly dispersed, taking the fallen man with them.
Now, to secure their allegiance, no point with a spoken word, in a day they can simply go against that, no-
Coola's eyes bulged in terror when Goku, Salza and Raichi appeared I front of him.
"Hey Coola!" Goku brightly greeted, with a smile.
'Give me a heart attack why don't you" Coola muttered to himself.
"I'm honestly impressed Salza, you said he was going to kill these villagers, and yet he hasn't" Raichi voiced.
"Wait, you made a bet on me!?" Coola questioned in raspy disbelief.
Salza ignored his king, and turned around to the villagers, he noticed the looks they gave the group. "He may not have killed any of them, but they certainly don't like him" Salza answered.
"Stop ignoring me"
"What did he do?" Raichi questioned.
"Fine, going there myself" Coola muttered, he pushed through the group, and knocked Salza to the ground on purpose.
"Are you alright?" Goku asked, his face an expression of concern. Salza's face brightened considerably at Goku's concern for his being.
"Go after Coola, I'm afraid he's going to do something rash" Raichi ordered, Goku nodded, and trotted after the king.
…
"Soo, what do you plan to do?…" Goku trailed off, as he followed Coola into the village, the people stared at the two through the closed curtains of their houses.
"A piece of paper!" Coola barked in irritation, he turned to one of the doors, and kicked it, the door ripped off its hinges, and rocketed through the house, leaving a door shaped hole at the other side of the room.
Coola stormed into the room, he noticed two of the villagers huddling in the corner of the room. Goku grimaced at the fear in the faces of the two villagers, he put a hand on Coola's shoulder, "Coola I think this is enough" The Super Saiyan .
"I only demand paper" Coola interjected, he stormed to the two huddling villagers, "paper! Pencils! You have them go get them!" Coola ordered, one of the villagers scrambled to the other rooms, he bolted back into the room, and threw sheets of paper at Coola, and hurled lead pencils at him.
'GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE!" He sobbed in fear.
…
Coola, with the pencil in his mouth and the sheet of paper in his right hand, waved his right hand at the grassy ground an orb of Ki floated down, he waved his hand around, guiding the Ki, rubbing it against the ground until it had smoothed out till it shined. Goku watched the whole display unsure of what Coola's intentions were.
The Ki floated up higher acting as a light source. Coola dropped to his knees and put the sheet of paper onto the flattened ground, he took the pencil from his mouth, and carefully started writing on the sheet, a look of intense concentration was present on his face.
After a while Coola stopped, and smiled, he observed what he had written proudly, and crushed his pencil.
He got up and flourished the paper to Goku proudly, The Super Saiyan took it and read what Coola wrote.
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Goku's eyes stared at the wall of nonsense, his mouth gaped. "Your speechless, I know a king has to be perfect at everything" Coola smugly reminded him.
"I-its, uh horrible…" Goku trailed off, Coola roughly snatched it out of Goku's hands.
"You can't appreciate true talent you filthy saiyan!" Coola squeaked in indignation, Goku's eyes widened and he burst in a golden aura, Coola's eyes budged in surprise, he tripped backwards, and hit a solid wall of muscle.
"So you must be King Coola, and The Super Saiyan" an incredibly deep voice purred. Coola jumped around and was confronted by an incredibly tall handsome, muscular and oily man.
Coola noticed his attire, "I didn't know this was a stripper's club" he growled when he noticed his lack of attire except for some black speedos.
He chuckled, "your funny," moving at speeds Coola couldn't even dream of he snatched Coola's letter from his hand. Coola started trembling in fear, Goku easily pulled The King behind him.
He analysed it for a few seconds, and promptly tore it in half, "honestly it's better if such trash doesn't exist in Jianghu" he admitted. Goku slipped into a fighting pose.
Some of the villagers left their houses to see their saviour battle against the monsters.
"Broly! Broly! Broly! Broly!" They chanted fanatically.
"T-True form! Transform! Not finial form!" Coola garbled madly as he sprinted away from the battle.
…
Goku slipped into his battle stance, Broly looked surprised. "Not now, I'll fight and kill you, but I don't want my Ideb's getting hurt" the lord admitted. He gestured towards a field a few miles away from where they stood.
"Well, I can agree to that" The legendary Super Saiyan agreed, the two super warriors flew from the ground, Goku's golden aura, and Broly's green aura flared up around them, they both burst off to the agreed location.
…
Coola's pace slowed down when he saw Salza and Raichi. "Where's Goku?" Salza asked.
"He's fighting against Broly, and Coola ran off in a rather humiliating way" Raichi confirmed, Coola's tail smacked angrily against the ground.
"Did not!" He defended, "knowing that I was outmatched in my true form. I calmly asked that glistening brute to allow me to go off and transform, however Goku wanted to fight him. I tried to reason with him, but he just wouldn't listen to reason." Coola made up to the old man and Salza.
"Sure, we'll say that you did that." Raichi stated sarcastically, Coola glared at him.
"This doesn't matter, transform my king, and go save Goku you're the only one great enough to do so!" Salza pleaded, and flattered at the same time.
Coola stroke his chin, a smug smile on his face, curtesy of Salza's words.
"Your god damn right! I am the only help for The Legendary Super Saiyan! Because I am King Coola!" And with the uttering of those words, Coola slowly began transforming.
…
The two warriors observed each other, neither moving a muscle. I can't underestimate him, but he's clearly holding back, but by how much? Goku realised.
"You're holding back." The Super Saiyan stated, Broly raised his eyebrow.
"Smart one, yes I'm holding back" The Lord confirmed, Broly was silent for a few moments, before a look of understanding blossomed on his face.
"Oh! OH! You want me to go full power, you've got a point, it is rather disrespectful not going against you at full power." Broly flexed and his green aura exploded around him, cracking the ground.
He's stronger than Baby! Goku realized horrified.
…
"Hurry up!" Raichi ordered, Coola turned his might gaze to him.
"Who are you to order me anything you old fart!" The King spat back at him.
His head slowly, agonizingly, started to elongate.
Salza turned to the old man, "I know it's taking a long time, but Goku can hold his own."
"Broly's strength is greater than Baby's."
…
Goku and Broly lunged at each other, The Super Saiyan barely ducked under The Lord's first blow, he suddenly cupped his hands. "KAMEHAMEHA!" He shouted as he brought his attack towards the lord, Broly quickly slapped the ball of Ki out of Goku's grasp, it spiralled off the planet.
"You think I'm ever going to let you fire off an attack that could kill- "The Super Saiyan teleported behind the The Lord, his kick sent him flying. The Lord steadied himself, and turned himself towards Goku, he looked impressed.
"You're good, really good, but unfortunately you not good enough to become a lord" Broly admitted with a booming voice. He sighed, "You would never survive until Sweet day. at least I was the one who kills the demon who plagued Baby."
An explosion rocked the horizon, Broly and Goku turned to it, shock made itself clear on the lord's face.
A three-toed foot slammed against the ground. "Now that you greased up crap head have tried your hand against the Saiyan, how will you fare-!" Broly threw a Ki Blast, Coola squeaked in outrage when it him, interrupting his speech.
"I apologize for the Ki Blast, but I have to ask can you transform?" The King roared and leaped at Broly, providing the lord his answer. Broly ducked under Coola's clumsy blow, and quickly punted the King's gut, blood erupted from Coola's mouth.
Broly pulled back his fist, preparing for the mother of all hay makers he was going to pummel Coola with.
"KAMEHAMEHA"
The Lord turned around, his eyes locking on the wall of pure energy hurtling his way, he jumped sideways exposing the full power of the wave to The King, Coola's eyes bulged in terror, his blood red aura burst around him, and he narrowly escaped the full might of the beam.
He turned to Goku, outrage on his face. "Watch what you're doing lunk-" Broly's fist slammed into Coola's jaw, time seemed to slow down for the king, his eyes slowly bulged outwards, spittle droplets soared out of his mouth and blood squirted from his nose.
Coola slammed next to Goku, the force of the blow levelled the forest, and surrounding area.
The King slowly and unsteadily got up, he clutched his nose which was dripping blood. Goku dropped next to him. "We have to team up to defeat him." The Super Saiyan explained. Coola turned to him, his eyes were narrow and blood shot.
"I want him dead." The King muttered, "TRACKING KIENZAN!" Coola roared, and suddenly a large disk burst behind him. It thrummed dangerously, Goku's eyes widened when he recognized the technique, he nodded and slipped into a fighting pose.
"I heard your plan you know" Broly boomed in the air, Coola threw the disk at him. Broly raised his eye at Coola's attack.
"Really now? Honestly I- "the attack passed through the lord. Broly dropped to the ground dead.
…
Coola, who had descended into his true form, and Goku who also descended from his strange form met up with Salza and Raichi.
"You managed to beat Broly!" Salza's congratulated.
"Good work" Raichi told Goku, the old man turned his gaze to Coola, "good work" he told the king as well.
Coola frowned at the praise, he shrugged. An arrogant smile lit up on the king's face. "The Super Saiyan couldn't do it without me." Coola asserted.
"Nah, I could have beat him, I just had to use the Kienzan" Goku shot back. Coola smirked.
"Keep on dreaming lunk head, you'll never be better than me" The King dismissed.
"Well- "
"Enough faffing about, time to move" Raichi ordered, Goku meekly nodded to his order.
"Nah, screw that" Coola said, Raichi looked at the King.
"Not moving would be a stupid decision, Broly's not the only lord, and he considered Goku not strong enough to become one as well" Raichi reasoned.
"I'll just Kienzan them all" Coola stated. Raichi sighed at the statement.
"If three of them come after you, you use that technique, they see what it does you're essentially dead" Raichi explained his patience wearing thin.
"FINE" Coola shouted, he stamped the ground "I'll come with you!" The King pouted.
Salza leaned in on Goku, "how was the battle?" He inquired. Goku smiled.
"I'll tell on the way."
…
A sprawling metropolis, but that's not important, there was a tall building, it soared into the skies and ended in Jianghu's Stratosphere. In a small subsection near the base of the tower was a room, inside that room a horned creature was enjoying her daily dose of hot coffee, which at this point was the only reason why she was still in the living world.
Suddenly, the board starting beeping the women chugged down the whole cup of coffee, and threw the cub behind her, the smashing of the cup didn't bother her in the slightest as she could just go and get the funds to buy a new one from lord Janemba, like everyone else.
The report flashed in front of her.
Lord Broly is dead, killed by the two demons King Coola and Son Goku, who can both transform, means of death is unknown possibly used a blade like weapon to cleave him nearly in two.
The horned one snorted, she rolled her eyes. The Squeal Lines weren't used for jokes. However, the women realised this was still her job, so she just settled to sending a small party to confirm whenever or not this particular message had weight to it.