Miranda's gonna meet the RS gang! How exciting!

I hear a last gasp from Miranda, she stands up and feels her hair, "My hair got longer!" "Yeah, your 21 like me." "Cool." She can't stop fiddling with her hair, I roll my eyes and take her hand, "Come on, I think its time for you to meet my personal friends." She nods and looks around the place while we walk, I'm glad she turned into a perfectly healthy human being like me. I didn't want her to end up like...you know who. "I hope Benson needs extra employment." "Myra, when you were here, did you have to work?" "Yeah but I do the laundry, I'm already working here by the way." "But...you've been gone for over a year, don't you think they will forget about the work you did?" "No...they will never forget me." We're walking in a small field now, just a couple more inches until we reach the house. "You might have to sleep with me and the guys." "You slept with the duo?" "Yeah." "They didn't offer another place for you to sleep?" "Yeah but I wanted to sleep with them." "Why?" "To get closer to Mordecai." I stop walking and point in front of me. "Well...there it is." She looks to where I'm pointing and she gasps really deep this time. The house was still there, no differences, no anything...surprisingly.

We reach the front door and I could feel Miranda's grip tighten on my hand, "Calm down...I'll introduce you...ok?" She nods while biting her small bottom lip. I knock on the door, its quiet for awhile until the door opens and Mordecai's standing in the doorway. "Myra!" He said while opening his arms, "Mordecai!" I jump up and hug him, he gives me a quick kiss on the cheek before setting me down. I'm guessing he still hasn't found his true love yet. "Its great to see you again!" "Me too." He pulls out his half of the necklace and connects it with mine. I laugh and put my hand on Miranda's shoulder, "Mordecai...this is my friend Miranda." "H-h-hi." She looked like she was having trouble talking so I patted her back to scoot her inside. Mordecai raises out his hand to her. "I'm Mordecai." She takes his hand slowly and shakes it, she nearly falls back but I catch her first. He releases her and says, "Hey Myra, we still have your game here if you wanna play it later." "Sure." "Is that Myra?" I hear rattling coming from upstairs, I look to see Benson coming downstairs, as usual he tries to shake hands with me but I hug him instead. "Hi Benson." I let him go and point to Miranda, "This is Miranda, she's my friend." "Nice to meet you." He also gives her a hand to shake, she does. I see that she shivered with the touch of his cold metal hand. "Hi sir." "Benson." "Hi B-Benson." He lets her go and walks next to Mordecai. "Hey Mordecai...where's Rigby?" Miranda says. "She knows about us too." "Pretty much." Me and Mordecai say quickly. Benson sighs and said, "Rigby's not feeling well." "What's wrong?" I ask him. "His head is throbbing and he's throwing up a little." "I'm gonna go see him, if that's ok." "Its fine." I nod. "Come on Miranda." I grab her hand and walk upstairs. "Myra...this is so cool!" She whispered to me. "I know right? You'll see everyone else later." "I can't wait to see Rigby." "He's cute, but it's the touch you'll love." "Really?" I nod again. "Nice." We're down the hall and at the last door. I open it slowly and we both step inside, I hear small coughs and a sneeze come from Rigby's trampoline. "Who's there?" Rigby said in a very sick tone. "It's Myra." Rigby sits up and holds out his arms, "Myra! *cough* I missed you!" I walk over to him and hug him gently. "Rigby...this is Miranda...she is a big fan of yours. And she's my friend." "Any friend of yours is a friend *cough* of mine." Miranda steps over to Rigby and shakes his hand, afterwards she moves her fingers a bit, she loved the touch. I know she did. "So Rigby..." I say. "Your sick?" He nods and coughs. "Aw...poor Rigby." Miranda said. Rigby holds up his hand and covers his mouth to block out a blood curdling cough. "Oops. I got it on the ring...dang it." "You need medicine or something?" "Nah, Mordecai gave me this *cough* pill that will knock me out in a couple minutes...weird thing is...its been about an hour. When Mordecai takes it he knocks out fa..." Rigby falls back in his trampoline snoring. "Aw, cute!" Miranda said giggling.

We step out of the room, Miranda was giggling uncontrollably. "Miranda calm down. Your funny bone will bust." I said half laughing. She stops and walks downstairs with me. "Where's Pops?" "Probably in his room." "I'm gonna go check." "1st door in the hall." "You don't think I know where it is?" She raises an eyebrow at me while smiling really big. "Alright, alright." She heads back upstairs, I go down and see Benson making coffee and Mordecai watching TV. "Coffee?" Benson offers. "Sure." I take the cup and sip a little and set it quickly but carefully down, "Um, ow. Hot." "Sorry...so how is everything back from where your from?" "Pretty good...my parents were thinking of sending me away tomorrow." "Where?" I sigh and blow in the cup before taking a sip, "An asylum." Mordecai turns around and looks over the couch, "Why?" He asks. "Cause I still don't talk to them and they think theirs something wrong with me...if you ask me...Alyssa's the only bitch who wants to get rid of me...now. But, I did something that could make her go to prison for a long time." "What did you do?" Benson says to me, I chuckle. "I hacked into her account and transferred a whole bunch of money in there." Benson gulped. "Don't worry Benson...I will never and I repeat...never do that to you." I put my hand on his back and patted him. He smiles warmly and looks away from me. "What?" I turn around and see Mordecai sitting really still, I turn to face Benson again but then Mordecai bursts out laughing in the background. I smile and run to the couch, I lunge at Mordecai. We both fall on the couch together, I playfully shove him and he does the same. "What's so funny?" I ask him, laughing myself. "Its just...Benson got so worried and then..." Mordecai was chuckling again, I feel a cold metal hand rub my back, and then disappear. It was Benson, he was chuckling too, he goes out the front door and smiles at me and Mordecai before closing it, "Rake the leaves when your done fooling around." He shuts the door. I raise an eyebrow and say, "Fooling around? Benson's gotten a lot calmer." "Pfft no he hasn't. He's only calm when you're here, once you left BOOM! He's back to normal pissed off Benson." I chuckle and give Mordecai a big long kiss before getting up and sitting on my own side of the couch. "I see you haven't found anybody else yet?" "Nope...you're my one and only." "Sweet dude." We both look at the TV and I hear Miranda come downstairs, she was talking with Pops. "And your more than welcome to stay here my lady...Hello Myra!" Pops comes around the couch and squeezes me until my lungs couldn't catch even a puff of air. "Hi...Pops." He lets me go and runs outside giggling. Miranda comes to the couch and sits on my left, Mordecai loops his arm around me and hugs me a bit. Miranda see's this and says, "So...you two are together?" "Yeah." "Is that why you never go to the coffee shop anymore?" "Yes, because Myra's the only one for me...I don't know about Rigby and Eileen. Rigby freaking hates Eileen, but she's such a sweet gal." "She is isn't she." "But I just don't see it happening, he's always avoiding her, makes bad remarks and..." I cut Mordecai off and whisper to him, "You know...Miranda really likes Rigby." "She does?" "A lot actually...maybe if we get them together..." "But what about Rigby? I don't think he will..." "Mordecai...everyone thought you were the kind of guy to be with Margaret...but look at you now! You never go to the coffee shop anymore and we're a couple. That's not weird or wrong at all. I bet if I tell Miranda the basics about Rigby he will start to like her and soon they'll..." "...be a couple too! You're a genius." We both smile and kiss again, completely ignoring the fact that Miranda was watching us. I break it off and scoot next to her, "Hey Miranda...you like Rigby right?" "Yeah." "A lot?" "Yesh!" "What if I told you, that you could get it on with Rigby?" "I can?" I nod. "How?" "Hang on." I scratch Mordecai's belly before taking Miranda's hand and walking out the door, "Don't tell Rigby about this, just butter him up to her." "Alright...love you." I don't close the door, I stop it mid-way and let Miranda go, "W-what did you say?" "I said I loved you." I back up and walk over to Mordecai, "You said you loved me..." "Yeah is that bad?" "No...no that's...wonderful...I've never had anybody say they loved me before...I love you Mordecai. I love you a lot." "I love you too..." I kissed him again and left the house happily. "Bye."

I shut the door and sigh heavily, "That...was super cute." "Yeah." "What did you mean by no one said they loved you before?" "Well..." I start walking and down the porch, I think Miranda was following me cause I heard her converse step harshly on the stairs. "...when my mom died my dad started to date a girl who was a real bitch, during that time she was determined to keep me away from my dad and convince him to do anything she wants...then they got married and everything went bonkers." "Oh...well...I see Benson isn't as bad as I thought he would be." "Nah, he's all Benson. He's calm around me and you." "Cool...so how can I get it with Rigby?" "Easy, I've hung around with him long enough to gain his trust, he told me not to tell anybody about his personal life." "You don't have to..." "But I want to, I don't want Rigby to be a loner when he actually does grow up." "Me neither." "So that's when you come in, I'm gonna tell you all about Rigby." "Alright...shoot." We're in the way back of the park, where you can see the next forest and cars zoom by. "Theirs a few things Rigby loves the most." "And they are?" I sit and she does the same, "He loves people who are into sports and violence." "Ok." "People who can defend themselves...and him too." Miranda chuckles. "And lastly he loves and I mean absolutely loves people who like him for who he is...he doesn't throw punches and that really hurts his manly hood, for that all you gotta do is warm him up, don't let him feel bad that he can't leave marks on people bigger then him." "Aw...that sucks." "Yeah I know, but he's such a sweet guy on the inside, on the outside he's rude and cranky all the time, but you need to bring the sweetness out of him...by going from what you've heard and from here." I point to the middle of her chest, "My boobs?" "No, your heart sweety." "Oh...oh I get it, thanks for the advice Myra." "No problem, and if you need anymore information just tell me and I'll tell you ok?" "Alright." "Now lets get back to the house." I stand up and pull Miranda up with me. "Are you working here now Miranda?" "Pops said I am, I'm gonna be doing the dishes and other work too. And I'm sleeping in his room." "You don't want to sleep with Rigby?" "I just met him, I can't go and sleep with him on the first day." We're walking back the path we came from. "And that's another thing, Rigby's always lonely at night, he shivers and breathes horribly, it gets annoying but he's always cold, and I know Mordecai wouldn't let him snuggle with him. That's what you're here for, when he touched your hand, I saw it also touched his heart that your beautiful and a really big fan of his...some people don't like Rigby that much." "Aw...I'll tell Pops if I can sleep with you guys." We're almost at the house and some big open space which I think is the front yard. "You might have to sleep on the floor, unless Rigby want's you to sleep with him." "Did you have to sleep on the floor when you were here?" "Yes...it sucked but then I started to become really good friends with everybody and..." A loud yell was heard inside, I open the door and I see Benson cussing out to the heavens that he just bought a new mug and it broke or something. He see's me and Miranda staring at him, he clears his throat and makes a very hard smile of madness. "Sorry for that." "Its fine, Alyssa does the same thing when she breaks one of her nails." We go upstairs and finish our conversation as we walk down the hall. Right when I was gonna open the door I ask Miranda, "Hey...how long did you tell your parents you were staying at my house...or here?" "A week." "And their ok with that?" "Yeah...they were thinking of going on vacation anyway." "Nice." I open the door and we see Mordecai patting Rigby's back gently, the bluejay see's us and raises his hand up to his beak and does a shush signal. I nod and walk over to him, Miranda goes too but she kneels down where Rigby's laying his head. I see her hand, I know she's having the urge to touch him again, I look at her and nod. Miranda places her hand on the small raccoons head and rubs it gently. "How long is he sick for?" I whisper to Mordecai. "Its just the 24 hour flu, it'll pass by." "Thank god." Miranda says. Rigby's eye's flutter open, he doesn't look at me nor Mordecai, he looks straight at Miranda. He smiles and moves his head a bit as if wanting Miranda to rub him more, she does and Rigby sighs in a good way.

Me and Mordecai leave the room and walk downstairs, "What time is it?" I ask Mordecai. "8 something I don't know." "Dark already?" "Yeah...you wanna watch a scary movie?" "The humor one?" "No...an actual scary movie." "Sure." We sit on the couch and Mordecai plays the movie, I don't remember what the title was, it appeared and disappeared when the movie started.

"But Jonathan...we have so much to live for!" "I'm sorry my dear Cynthia but things change after time and I must feed." "No! No please! What about the children!" "...they died." "No...NO! You fucking killed them!" "I didn't kill them...she did." A woman with black hair and big yellow eyes came in the picture. "Elizabeth! How could you!" She smiles, revealing blood covered teeth. "We must feed Cynthia...either you give us your blood, or we take it by force...tearing you limb by limb." The movie was half over and I wasn't even terrified, Mordecai on the other hand was shaking a bit, I laugh. "I rather fucking die for the sake of my children then give my blood to you gracefully!" "Jonathan...get her." The tall man in black lunges at the poor innocent girl in a shining but torn up blue dress. "Before I die...Jonathan...even though you're a vampire, I love you with all my heart, you might not know that but..." The tall man licks his lips and says, "Your damn right I don't." He sinks his teeth in the girl, her legs scrambling around...they stop. Her hand drops to the floor and she's dead. "She knew it was coming." Elizabeth said. "She knew all along...what a shame it was...well time to take out her heart." "Wait why?" "Pfft, duh! To restore balance between the vampire world and the human world." "And you think taking out their hearts would do something?" She ignores him and strikes her hand in the middle of Cynthia's chest, you could hear her ribs break and blood splash everywhere, she pulls her hand out, leaving a line of blood spread on the floor. "Success!" It skips a scene to where their in a high castle and there's a bunch of vampires in a big round table talking about stuff, Elizabeth comes to the big high chair and places 3 hearts on the table. "Oh high council of vampires!" The leader says. "We now have the power to rid the world of humans and other living creatures!" "Wait what!" Jonathan speed walks to Elizabeth and yells at her. "I thought you said we needed the hearts to balance the world!" "I lie." "What!" "I said I lied, I only told you that so you can kill your wife and I can take her heart and now we can kill all humans." "You...made me kill...my wife just so you can rid the world of humans." "Yup." "But...I once was a human..." "Wait!" The leader yells down on them. "You were once a human?" He nods...man this movies stupid, wonder where Mordecai gets these crappy movies...gonna burn that place to the ground. "All former human vampires were suppose to be in the outside world, known as Earth! To where they can die like the rest of the humans!" "I refuse to go down to the hell-bent brutal place!" "Very well...guards! Off with the humans head!" Is this Alice in Wonderland or what? They grab Jonathan's arms and the executioner comes and chops his head clean off, it bounces off the screen and onto the blood covered ground...the end.

The screen goes dark and I have to say...that was the most stupidest movie I have ever seen. On the VCR box it read, 1:23. I yawn and look up at Mordecai, I was leaning on him this entire time, he was asleep. I shake him a bit and whispered, "Mordecai...Mordecai." He opens his eyes a little and looks at me, his eyes were half opened but he still managed to respond to me, "W-what?" "You fell asleep on the couch, lets go to the room." He sighs and pushes me gently off of him and he stands up wobbly. I put my hand on his back and we start walking upstairs together. In the room Mordecai falls on his bed fast and yawns, I look over at Rigby's trampoline, it seems Miranda fell asleep in the same position we saw her last, her head was laying against Rigby's and her hand was still moving slowly. I smile and lay in next to Mordecai, he pulls the covers over both of us and says, "Night Myra." "Night Mordecai." I scoot more back so that my back was pressed against Mordecai's stomach, I sigh and look at Miranda again, she looked so peaceful and happy with Rigby. I feel something go over me, it was Mordecai's arm, he squeezes me a bit, I droop my arm over his and turn over so that I was facing him. I smile and bury my face in his chest, he squeezes me again and I yawn and fall asleep in his arms.

Oh how sweet it is to have Miranda here, the fun parts will come later on in the chapters...my head doesn't hurt that much anymore so I'll be able to right a little more each day so I can update faster. Review!