A/N: Okay!!! ChangeoFHeArt: I did the Sasuke Birthday Mad Lib on my sister kRaZy and here are the results!!! Don't worry, she didn't know what I'm typed so she didn't have a clue what she putted for the blanks in the sentences.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Warning: It's really really weird. And there's bad grammar.

SASUKE'S BIRTHDAY ( STILL WASN'T INVITED TT.TT)

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Were the sounds Sasuke was making as he was training privately with his freakishly big boned sensei, Kakashi. "Okay, that's enough for today." Kakashi said as Sasuke kept on training. "It's not wise to overwork yourself. By the way, your 13th birthday is coming soon correct?" Kakashi asked. "What's it to you?" Sasuke asked. Sasuke then cried his eyes in happiness. "You better NOT be doing what I think you're doing." Sasuke replied as Kakashi nodded his head with a small grin.

SCENE CHANGE

"Okay, so who should we invite?" Kakashi asked as he held a clipboard and a ball-point pen. Extra fine sharp. Yep, choosing your pens is important. The pen is mightier than the sword. I'm going to continue on with this story instead of blabbing on about pens. "Silent but deadly." Sasuke said. "Okkkkaaaayyyy….well, a good start would probably have your teammates invited." Kakashi said as he jotted 'Sakura', 'Naruto', and 'Kakashi, the mega sexy sensei that all the girls love' to the list. "No, Sakura's pimple-faced and the dobe is fugly." Sasuke objected.

"Anyway, why not put the Rookie Nine, Gai's team, Gaara's team, and their senseis. How does that sound?" Kakashi asked as he jotted the names of the teams listed above. "Che. Whatever." Sasuke said. "Good, next is to buy the invitations, send them out, buy the decorations, music, and of course, food, but don't worry about that. I'll take care of it." Kakashi said. "Let me guess, it's coming out of my money?" Sasuke stated than asked.

"Of course it is. Do you honestly expect me to buy all that for your birthday party?" Kakashi asked as if he was stating the obvious. "Then why even throw me a birthday party in the first place?" Sasuke asked. "Sasuke. Sasuke. You're birthday is that special only-comes-once-a-year moment. It's important to share it with the people you love." "Let me guess, you're hoping some of us will get drunk and do embarrassing things so you could use it as blackmail." "No! No! What ever gave you that idea?" Kakashi defended himself as Sasuke rolled his eyes at his sensei's obvious lying.

SASUKE'S PARTY

"Glad you all could make it." Kakashi greeted as everyone came in and greeted Sasuke a happy birthday. "Before we begin, why not some party games like say, karaoke?" Kakashi suggested as he led the way to a room with a small stage, a karaoke machine, and a mystery machine." "Hey Kakashi-sensei, what's with the machine?" Naruto asked. "Hm? Oh, that is used to randomly choose one or two people and a song. So let's begin shall we?" Kakashi asked as he pressed the machine's button. The machine then exited a piece of paper from its slot. "Okay, first up is Hinata and the song Hinata is singing is 'Jingle Bells'."

Hinata got up the stage and sang 'Jingle Bells'. After Hinata was finished, the audience swam Hinata as Hinata got off the stage. "Okay, next is Kiba with the song, 'Cyclone' by Baby Bash." Kakashi said as the audience welcomed Kiba with thunderous flowers. After Kiba sang, Kiba's team was smelly since Kiba sang so scary. "The next person to sing is Lee! Lee will be singing 'The Chicken Dance'. Kakashi said as Lee began to sing. After Lee was done, the audience smiled Lee's singing. After a few songs, Kakashi finally got down to the final people to sing. "Okay, the last song should be a duet so both Kakashi and Gai, get up here and sing 'Forever' by NB Ridaz." Kakashi said.

After Kakashi and Gai sang, Kakashi led the people to another room with nothing but a bed, a window, and a closet. "Next up: SPIN THE BOTTLE! Oh, and if it lands on the same gender, you still have to kiss the person." Kakashi explained as everyone complained while Kakashi had a palm sized video camera behind his back. Naruto spinned the bottle first as it landed on Gaara. After they kissed, they started to kiss. It was Shino's turn to spin and the bottle landed on Neji. After their kiss, they both realized that they actually hugged the kiss. After many spins and blackmail for Kakashi who had his fair share of kisses with Neji, Hinata, and Sasuke.

After the games, Twister and Strip Poker, everyone began to get hungry. So they sat down and ate cows and peanuts as they drank some baby. For dessert, was of course, cake. So everyone who actually was willing to sing sang Sasuke the birthday song:

Everyone: Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you!

Gaara: You belong in a zoo!

Everyone: Happy birthday dear (Shikamaru: NOT!) Sasuke!

Chouji: Because you look like a ducky!

Temari: And you smell like one too!

Everyone: Happy birthday to you!!!!!

And of course, after cake are presents. Naruto and Kiba decided to buy Sasuke's present together because they were cheapskates and got Sasuke a fish. Sakura's present for Sasuke was chopsticks which was exactly what Ino gave Sasuke so it caused a glaring contest. The rest of Team 8 pitched in and got Sasuke a hair. Gai and Lee decided to give Sasuke pimples. Tenten gave Sasuke a rattle for his birthday. Team 10 decided to give Sasuke a jacket. Kakashi, Gaara's team, and Neji were the only ones who didn't give Sasuke a present because, either they hated him or they were cheapskates or maybe it was both.

So everyone hanged out with their friends or danced for the rest of the party. Asuma was farting with Tenten. Sakura was dying with Hinata. They even had a dance contest. Sasuke was proclaimed winner. Kiba, Temari, and Shino were laughing with each other. After the party, everyone went except for Sasuke and Kakashi since it was Sasuke's house. "So, what did you think of your party?" Kakashi asked as Sasuke replayed the events in his head. "It was beautiful." Sasuke replied as Kakashi left in a puff of smoke. Sasuke looked around at the huge mess in his house. "Curse him." Sasuke whispered icily to no one in particular as he started to clean up.

A/N: OMG!!! Before I forget, you can send me your list of words you chosen for your first time for the Sasuke Birthday Mad Lib. Make sure you private message me instead so no spoilers and your words could appear in the future chapter of the Sasuke Birthday Mad Lib so other people can see what your mind is like!!!! Don't forget to R&R PLZ PLZ PLZ!!!!