HIIIIIIIIIIIII!~ srry i havent updated in a while! I was just so busy with school!
well heres the nexxt chapter! =]
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Bleach. XP
Bleach/Naruto Crossover!
Summary: Naruto was killed by Uchiha Madara. A shinigami comes for him to take him to soul society but not just any shinigami. Now he has two monsters he has to deal with while trying to fulfill his promises even after death. Sheesh, who was the one that came up with Rest In Peace?
Pairings unknown yet. =] might make it a yaoi harem. UKENARUTO!
'Sayonara, Naruto,' Kakashi sadly said in his head.
"It's all over. In the end, I couldn't keep my promises. I couldn't achieve my dream. I'm probably going to hell now. There's no way a jinchuriki like me will go to heaven. I'm a monster," Naruto said to himself.
'Oi. Shut up. Your complaining is annoying,' an angry voice said. 'It's bad enough you got me killed. I'm stuck to you even after death. I don't want to be listening to your whining.'
"Kyuubi? Damn. It's not I'm happy about it either."
'Whatever. Just shut up. Damn you talk too much'
"What-"
"NARUTO! NOOOOOOOOOO!" a pained voice cried. "WHY? Why did you have to die?... Gaki... onegai, come back to us." "This voice, it's Tsunade baa-chan. Why am I hearing her voice?"
'Stupid. Why don't you try opening your eyes.' Naruto opened his eyes to see Tsunade crying.
"W-What? Tsunade baa-chan, Kakashi sensei, ero sennin. I-I see them! How? Baa-chan," Naruto shouted but he got no response. "Kakashi sensei, Ero sennin!" He didn't get a response from any of them. Naruto stood up and got next to Tsunade. "Ne, baa-chan. I'm right here," Naruto said. She didn't look at him. Naruto tried Kakashi and Ero sennin. They were acting like they didn't see him. Both were staring at the same spot they've been staring at for a while. Naruto looked to see what they were all staring at with such sorrowful eyes.
The sight shocked him. It scared him. "I-It's me.B-But how?" 'Hah. You're a freakin' ghost. Hahaha'
"Shut it! You're not funny," Naruto scolded. Naruto walked over to himself. He got on his knees and bent over himself to get a closer look. He then noticed the chain attached to where his heart was once beating and his dead self. "What the fuck?" Naruto questioned as he tried to pull the chain off.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you," a deep, authoritative voice suggested. Naruto looked up to see a sight that freaked him out more than seeing his dead self. In front of him stood a big Shinigami. It was the same one the third hokage summoned to seal away Orochimaru's hands.
"W-what the fuck? Who are you? What do you want with me? I will never let you take me!" Naruto yelled as he looked around. Time had stopped. Tsunade, Kakashi, and Ero sennin have stopped moving.
"You're loud. Quiet down," the shinigami commanded. Naruto shut up immediately. The shingami was a fearful sight. He sent shivers down Naruto's back. "I am the shinigami king. I'm the one that sealed the Kyuubi into you for the yondaime's life," the shinigami king calmly stated. Naruto couldn't believe what he was hearing.
'Damn Shinigami. It's him. He's the one that sealed me. Fuck. Let me at him,' Kyuubi roared making Naruto sigh. "What is it you want with me? I wouldn't think a shinigami king would show p in front of a mere spirit like me for no reason," Naruto said.
"I'm going to take you. I'll send you to a different dimension. I'm interested in seeing how you'll affect it," the shinigami king said. "In other words, I' giving you a second chance."
Naruto stared wide-eyed at the shinigami. "A second chance? You mean you'll let me live? I can stay here in Konoha?" Naruto asked with anticipation.
"No," the shinigami denied. "Your dead and will stay dead. You just be a living dead. Also, like I said, I'm sending you to a different dimension. You won't be staying here in konoha or the shinobi world as a matter of fact." Naruto continued to stare at the shinigami king in disbelief. He felt so confused, afterall, it's not everyday a shinigami king appears in front of you and tells you he's gonna make you a living dead.
"I-"
"You have no choice. What I decide is final," the shinigami interrupted. "I will however train you. It won't do any good for you to be weak anyways. You'll be killed right away." Naruto glared at the shinigami. He refused to be ordered around. He refused to be taken away.
Looking at the rebellious eyes, the shinigami king sighed. This was getting irritating and he was not one with patience.
"There is one thing that might change your mind," the shinigami said. "It is possible to come back to this dimension by yourself. Whether you can find the way is up to you. I won't stop you if you do manage to return. You'll be a living dead and you can complete whatever you couldn't."
Naruto thought for a minute. It didn't sound bad. The shinigami king said He would train him and he has a chance of returning. That was not a bad deal. Best of all, he will be living, well, in a way he will be living.
'Just go along with him! As long as I get to live, it's fine!' Kyuubi yelled.
Naruto stood up and faced the shinigami. "Fine. I'll do what you say," Naruto said, a look of determination on his face. The shinigami chuckled. He was finally gonna witness something exciting. He couldn't wait to see just how Naruto will change the other dimension. It wasn't everyday you meet someone like Naruto. The shinigami king took out his dagger and cut the chain that connected him to his dead body. The chains connected to Naruto started to eat itself.
"What the hell? What did you do?" Naruto shouted.
"This is a necessary way for you to become a shinigami. Find your zanpaktou before it's too late," the shinigami stated ever so calmly.
"Wha-" Pain shot through Naruto.
-Couple of years later-
(Trainings Over) (A/N: Sorry I'm not writing the training scenes. Just use your imagination.)
"Oi. Is it really necessary to use a zanpaktou against someone like him?" the smaller figure said to the bigger, humongous figure.
"I told you to shut up!" the bigger figure yelled.
"A zanpaktou?" another orange haired figure exclaimed softly. "Kurosaki-kun!" a female yelled. A fight was going on in the area. It was the orange-head named Kurosaki and the bigger male with a hole in his chest.
'Shit,' Ichigo thought. 'Go away. Not now.' The bigger figure kicked Kurosaki in the stomach and sent him flying across the field. Kurosaki couldn't move. 'Shit. You're gonna interfere since I won't let you take over?' Kurosaki thought. 'Shit!' The big figure punched held Kurosaki down and raised his hand to smash him.
At the moment, a voice called out "Abunai!" It was too late. The owner of the voice that called out a warning landed on top of the bigger figure, creating a big crater in the ground.
"Ah! Gomen!" the voice said again. The owner of the voice stood up and looked down at the bigger figure to check if he was ok. The owner of the voice was slightly shorter than Kurosaki and had wild, long blonde hair tied at his mid-back. He had identical scratches on his cheeks and big, beautiful cerulean eyes. Yes, it was Naruto. He was finally sent to another dimension,which happened to be the one Kurosaki was in.
"Ah~. What do I do? What if I killed him?" Naruto panicked. Naruto looked at Kurosaki and observed the area. "Are you ok?" Naruto asked Kurosaki. Kurosaki was shocked. "You can see me?" Kurosaki asked.
"Well duh! You're shinigami, ain't cha?" Naruto answered. He heard a slight growl coming from the figure he landed on.
"Yammy. Get up," the smaller figure said. The bigger figure, now known as Yammy got up with a scowl on his face. "Shut it Ulquiorra," Yammy said to the smaller figure, now known as Ulquiorra. Yammy glared at Naruto. "Bastard!" he yelled. Naruto looked at Yammy and laughed, pissing Yammy off even more.
"Gomen. Gomen. But it's not my fault. That stupid jerk decided to drop me from the sky," Naruto said with a pout. Naruto was mad at the shinigami king. The king decided he had enough training and dropped him from the sky. 'That stupid shinigami king. Next time I see him, i'm gonna give him a piece of my mind!' Naruto thought. He was brought out of his thoughts when Yammy sent a punch at him. Naruto jumped up and easily landed on Yammy's head.
"Ne, why are you attacking me? I said sorry," Naruto whined. Yammy growled and tried to grab Naruto but Naruto was too fast for him. Naruto kicked Yammy in the gut and sent him flying back to Ulquiorra.
Ulquiorra and Kurosaki were both wondering who this man was. He fell from the sky, he can see them, and he seems to know how to fight. Who was this stranger?
Naruto had a pout placed on his face. He looked absolutely irresistable. "Sheesh. The first thing that happens to me as soon I get here is an espada trying to kill me," Naruto sighed. This shocked everyone. This stranger knew who they were when he wasn't even part of the Gotei 13. Ulquiorra was quickly on guard. This man was no ordinary man.
"You, how do you know about them?" Kurosaki asked. Naruto only smiled at him as he made some hand signs. Soon tattoos started to appear on his neck and upper arms. His clothes changed into a slightly different shinigami outfit. Chains wrapped around his zanpaktou that was hanging from his waist. He had many piercings on his ears and one on his lips. His wild golden hair that reached his shoulders was flowing in the wind. His sun-kissed skin and plump pink lips just begging to be taken. He looked alluring.
Ulquiorra observed him quietly trying to take in as much as he can.
"You-you're a shinigami? Who are you?" Kurosaki asked with wide-eyes.
"Me? I'm Naruto. I'm not part of the Gotei 13 though, I've never even been to soul society," Naruto answered with a big grin on his face. He turned to face Yammy. "If you want a fight, all you needed to do was ask."
Ulquiorra cut in before Yammy could speak. "Yammy, we're heading back." Yammy looked at Ulquiorra with a sour expression. "Not before I kill him!" Yammy yelled. Ulquiorra glared at Yammy and opened a Garganta.
"I going to kill that bastard first!" Yammy protested.
"You'll get killed. You won't be able to take on Urahara Kisuke and Yoruichi Shihōin anyways," Ulquiorra sighed as he pointed to the back where they stood. He entered the Garganta. Yammy followed after Ulqiorra reluctantly.
"Che. And I was wanting to test my skills too," Naruto whined yet again.
Urahara and Yoruichi step towards Kurosaki and Naruto. Yoruichi went to check up on Inoue and Kurosaki while Urahara observed Naruto. He continued to stare at Naruto until Naruto began to feel irritated and smack Urahara in the face.
"Stop staring. It's annoying," Naruto growled. Urahara only chuckled an apology as he rubbed his face to ease the pain. Kurosaki came up next to Urahara with a confused look on his face.
"So you're a shinigami but you're not part of the Gotei 13. Where exactly did you come from?" Kurosaki asked.
"Shouldn't you introduce yourselves before you start questioning and staring at me?" Naruto complained.
"Ahaha. I guess you're right," Urahara laughed. "I'm Urahara Kisuke. He is Kurosaki Ichigo, the female with purple hair is Yoruichi Shihōin. The woman with the long orange hair is Inoue Orihime. The one that's lying on the ground is Chad-kun." Naruto look from Urahara to Kurosaki to Yourichi to Inoue to Chad and back to Inoue. Naruto was interested in her. Well, her powers to be exact.
"Now answer my question," Ichigo said with a scowl on his face.
"Hmmm~~. And why should I?" Naruto asked with a blinding smile on his face. Ichigo was getting pissed off. He was never one with patience.
"Maa maa. Lets all go back to my store and we can ask questions over a hot cup of tea," Urahara suggested.
well, wut do ya think?
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