Frozenfang: Hello there tom and she-cats of all clans! It's time for-
Bramblebreath: Super Smash Bros: Warriors Edition! Yay!
Staticpelt: SEND IN JAYFEATHER!!!
Frozenfang: All right, all right. Our first contestant, responding to Nianque's request, is Jayfeather!!!
Staticpelt: YAY!! GO BLINDY!!
Jayfeather: …and if you eat this herb you will-… Brightheart? Where am I?!?!
Icestorm: To give Jayfeather…
Staticpelt: YOU MEAN BLINDY!!!
Jayfeather: Hey!!
Icestorm: …a fair advantage, he will be facing Jigglypuff!!
Jigglypuff: ……. (Snore)…….
Bramblebreath: Hhahahahaha!! He's asleep!! (Laughs manically.) Hhahahahaha! What a loser!!
Icestorm: 5…4…
Staticpelt: 3333333333333!!!!!!!!!
Icestorm: 2…1…
Bramblebreath: GO!!!!
Jayfeather: Rarrr!!! (Runs off the ledge and dies)
Staticpelt: BOR-ING!!! BRING IN ASHFUR!!!
Frozenfang: Well that was anticlimactic. Anyway, responding to Moonstream, next up is Ashfur vs. Ganondorf!!!!
Icestorm: Because nobody likes Ashfur!
Ashfur: Not true! My mom thinks I'm awesome!
Ganondorf: Loser…
Icestorm: 5…4…3…2…1…FIGHT!!!
Staticpelt: CAN I USE MY GIANT ROBOT!!!
Frozenfang: As long as it a chainsaw! I really want to see Ashfur get massacred!!
Ashfur: Hey!!
(Staticpelt's giant robot walks onto stage!)
Ashfur: Great mother of mustard! What is that thing!?!?
Icestorm: Great mother of mustard? What the StarClan does that mean!
(Ashfur is getting ripped apart by a chainsaw in the backround…)
Bramblebreath: Hey guys, I think he's dead…
(Giant robot burning Ashfur's corpse with a flamethrower…)
Frozenfang: (Says cheerfully.)All right Ashfur how ya feeling?
Ashfur: Momma? Is that you?
Staticpelt: DON'T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!!!!!
Frozenfang: Bye Ashfur!
(Ashfur magically disappears.)
Frozenfang: Don't forget to comment on all my stories! Make sure to comment on which warrior should Participate/Die next!!
Hope you guys had fun reading! I'm gonna keep updated Rouges Revenge and Winds of Change. Bye!!!-
Frozenfang
