AN: Ok, this is chapter three of my first story. It won't be my last chapter because I just got a lot of new ideas. So on with the story.
Disclaimer: Don't own Skunk Fu!
Chapter 3
The next day Skunk was walking around the valley thinking of ways to use his newly learned kung-fu move. Just then he spotted Tiger practicing his own moves, which gave Skunk an idea.
Tiger was chopping and kicking down trees (like he did in "The Art of Kung Fruit). He chopped down another until he heard a painfully sounding yell. He noticed it was Skunk's voice. He looked near the last fallen tree a saw Skunk down on the floor unconscious.
"Oh no, Skunk," said the cowardly tiger. "Skunk, are you alright?" As soon as he asked, Skunk shot up and gave Tiger a loud BOO! This made Tiger scream and run in the opposite direction. Skunk watched this and laughed as loud as Tiger screamed. Skunk thought, "Who else could I pull this on."
Next he went to Ms. Duck's kitchen and hid in her fresh vegetable cabinet, which had a plethora of vegetables that she uses in her cooking. He heard her coming with Crane to cook something for the Valley Dwellers. "Hmm, let's see," said the elder duck as she looked through her cook book for some delicious dishes she make. "Ah yes, here we are Crane, we can make this for the others." Ms. Duck pointed at a dish that included many vegetables. "Delicious choice," said Crane. "First we need to chop some carrots and potatoes," Ms. Duck said as she opened the vegetable cabinet, at which time Skunk decided to jump out and scare the older birds, so much that they fainted with stunned looks (like Rabbit did when Snake jumped from behind the rock in the last chapter). Skunk laughed at the sight of this and said, "I could do this all day," which he did.
By nightfall Skunk had scared nearly every body in the Valley. When he was done he decided to head back to his tree on the top of the hill, but before he got to the top he saw most of the Valley Dwellers at the top of the hill complaining to Panda. "Alright, what did Skunk do this time?" As soon as Panda asked every body started speaking simultaneously saying what Skunk did.
Rabbit: "He skunked me out of nowhere."
Frog: "He jumped out of the lake and scared me off my lily pad."
Dr. Turtle: "He scared my shell off."
Tiger: "He scared me and made me run and scream for miles."
Ms. Duck: "He scared me and Crane stiff and prevented us from make dinner for every one."
Pig: "He stopped dinner and now I'm hungry."
Bird: "He scared Ox while we were asleep and Ox ran over me."
Panda heard all of these complaints and decided that as soon as Skunk returns he will punish him. As soon as Skunk heard that he turned around and ran to Snake. "I think I made a horrible mistake," Skunk thought as he ran toward Snake's hideout.
Snake was currently on a spy mission, spying on Baboon and his ninja monkeys, but he couldn't find them. They weren't in their training site so he concluded that they were on their way to the Valley. With that he turned back and slithered back through the forest as fast as he could, until he saw Baboon and his monkey army spying on the Valley. They saw that all of the Dwellers were having a meeting on the hill. "This is the perfect time to strike those unsuspecting mammals," said Baboon. Snake was listening behind a tree. He heard that Baboon was planning an attack on the Valley. He tried to get a closer look until he was grabbed from behind.
AN: A'ight that ends another chapter. My mind is just exploding with ideas now so I don't think this story is going to end any time soon. OK so R&R while I do the same because I am tired.