Previously, Thomas da Dank Engine said "Let's go to the city of french faggots". Then Palkia and Thomas went to Lumiose City.


Now, Palkia and Thomas stood in an empty space in the city.
"Dis is ur stall" Thomas said as Palkia looked at the green and white striped stall.
"Seriously?"
"Yeah. You have a week to give me the money and if you don't do it, you can burn the weed and quit the job."
"Noooo! I don't wan't to burn the weed!"
"So sell it noob"
"HEY!" Palkia yelled at the dank engine as he chugged back where he came from. "This is empty! How do I make it look pretty?"
Thomas da Dank Engine was gone.
"Fuck this shit- I'm out." Palkia picked up the wheelbarrow "Come on weed, let's go to a cave somewhere."

As Palkia started to move the wheelbarrow, some weed turned itself around and stood up.
"HI! I'M AN ODDISH!" the weed chirped.
Palkia stood there, his mouth wide open in shock. "ERMAHGERD! HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE?"
"Oh, just me." the oddish said as its weed leaf swayed from side to side. "I wanna help with the stall by the way- and you're a legendary! From Sinnoh! I've never seen a Sinnoh legend before! Even on TV!"
"Yeah. So why do you want to be here? So you can help, right?"
"And smoke weed! Yay!"
Palkia looked at the little oddish. Then he looked at himself and the weed before looking at the little oddish again. "And how close are you to evolving into a mature gloom?"
The oddish squealed in disgust "Eeeew! I don't wanna drool every day! And I heard what you said about mature glooms! HEY! STOP GIGGLING!" Oddish slapped the laughing Palkia. "What's your problem! I'm a level 1! I can handle this all by myself!"
"WHAT?! YOU'RE A LEVEL 1?! HA! AND WHAT AM I? A LEGENDARY!" Palkia laughed at the oddish. "But seriously, you're too young to smoke weed."
"Wait, whaat?" the oddish cried. "But I am weed! I am destined to smoke it!"
"Yeah. All oddishes are weed. You want to smoke your own kind? Fine. I smoke at least a dozen oddishes a day. Beat that one kid."
"HUMPH!" Oddish puffed its little cheeks out in anger. "I WANNA HELP YOU PAY DA DANK ENGINE! I CAME HERE TO HELP, NOT TO BE TREATED LIKE A KID!"
"But you are a kid."
"SO? IT SUCKS TO BE A KID- ALWAYS BEING BATTLED BY NOOB TRAINERS! AND ALWAYS PUT ON WONDER TRADE! I CAME FROM JOHTO! JOHTO! DO YOU KNOW HOW FAR THAT IS? I'M LUCKY I WASN'T EVOLVED 'CAUSE I DON'T WANNA BE A YUCKY GLOOM! I ONLY WANNA HELP! PLEASE, PALKIA! LET ME HELP!"
Palkia picked up the little guy and squished his little poofy cheeks. "Awww. You're cute! Okay then! I'll let you help."
"Yay! Now take me back to the stall! Put me in the wheelbarrow so I can be weed!"
"Okay."

They went back to the stall to smoke weed and stuff.