I own nothing.
Leafpool needs a hobby
Leafpool: (singing Lady Gaga very out of tune)
Jayfeather: (covering ears) Hey Leafpool?
Leafpool: (stops humming) Hmm?
Jayfeather: (uncovers ears) You need a hobby.
Leafpool: (looks upset) Like what??
Jayfeather: (screaming at the top of his lungs) I don't care! As long as you stop nagging me!
Leafpool: (screaming at the top of her lungs) Don't use that tone with me!
Jayfeather: (more screaming) Your not my mother!
Leafpool: (calmy) Yes I am.
Jayfeather: (silence)
Leafpool: (awkward silence)
Jayfeather: (reading book) Hey! Wait a minute! That isn't in this book!
Leafpool: Oh Crap! What do we do now??
Jayfeather: (shrugs) I dunno. Beat up twolegs?