A/N: This chapter pretty much speaks for itself. It's just plain smutty fun so enjoy!

Busted on the Balcony

House and Cameron didn't talk to each other all weekend. While she was pissed at him for going to jail, he was pissed at her for getting herself sent to jail. It didn't matter that it was because she stood up for him and eventually got the narcotics charges dropped. The lewd misconduct charges were also dropped.

Everyone could sense the tension between the two of them, although they had no idea why. The only one who knew about their wild weekend was Wilson, and he was sworn to secrecy.

Although Cameron wasn't mad at House anymore, she avoided him as much as possible, and he did the same.

Three days later, Wilson had had enough of his best friend moping around, and Cameron's indifference.

"Aren't you being a little childish?" he asked his friend.

"About what?"

"Cameron. You can't ignore her forever."

House rested his chin on the handle of his cane and stared off into space. "I don't know what to say to her."

"You don't have to say anything. Just let her know you're not pissed off at her. Unless you still are."

"No, not anymore."

"I don't even know why you were mad at her to begin with."

"If she kept her mouth shut, she wouldn't have ended up in the clink."

"Right. Then her lawyer showed up and got the rest of the charges dropped. No record for either of you except a slap on the wrist. I'll bet you won't be having sex in public again after that."

"We weren't having sex when the cop showed up. Either way, it doesn't matter. We should just end it now before someone gets hurt."

"It's not that easy. You two have come too far now. One of you, if not both, are going to be hurt by this. Are you really going to let something stupid like that end what might be the best thing that ever happened to you? You're happy, House. Deal with it."

It was a hot day, and Cameron couldn't resist going outside to enjoy the sunshine. Being inside for 12 hours a day was too much sometimes and she had to get some fresh air. House seemed like he'd mellowed a little over the course of the day and she was glad, although he still made no effort to talk to her.

Whatever. If he wants to talk to me, he can come find me. I'm not playing games anymore.

"I thought I'd find you out here," his deep, sexy voice rang out from behind her.

She glanced at him over her shoulder. Damn he looked good! "It's too nice to be indoors. Was there something you wanted?"

"No. I've done my clinic hours and there's no patient. I was thinking about sneaking out."

"Enjoy."

He turned to leave, but then stopped. The backside of her was very nice and he moved to stand behind her. "Wanna play hooky with me?"

She could feel his breath against the back of her neck and it sent shivers down her spine, which was some feat considering how hot it was. "Where did you have in mind?"

He chuckled. "I haven't thought that far ahead. Of course," he said, sliding his arms around her waist and slipping one hand up her shirt, "we could just stay out here."

"And get busted for lewd misconduct again?"

"It wouldn't be by a cop, just Cuddy. With any luck, she'd want in on the action."

Cameron gasped and slapped his hands away. He'd gone too far, and he wished he could take those words back, but it was too late.

"Am I not enough for you? You need two women now? Well fine! I hope you're happy together."

With that, she stormed off and House was left shaking his head. What the fuck just happened?

***

He went to Cameron's apartment and knocked on her door but there was no answer. After knocking again, he went looking for the spare key. He found it above the door frame and quietly let himself in. The sun was beginning to set and the room was getting dark fast. That's when he heard the water from the shower down the hall. He sat on her couch and made himself comfortable until she was done, scaring her to death when she walked into the living room wearing only a towel.

"Nice ensemble," he grinned as he quickly got up and limped over to her.

"Wha…how…"

"Your spare key. You really need to find a better hiding place for that. Any psycho could break in."

"I'll remember for next time. What do you want, House?"

"I'm only going to say this once. I'm sorry about what I said this afternoon."

To say she was shocked was an understatement and she stood there with her mouth open like a fish out of water.

"Try not to look so shocked. I've been known to apologize from time to time."

"Not so long as I've been working for you. Okay, so you apologized, you can go now." She left the room and House followed her to the bedroom.

"What are you so pissed off about?"

"I'm not."

"Then why are you kicking me out?"

"House! I just got out of the shower. In case you haven't noticed, I'm half naked and I wasn't expecting you, or anyone else for that matter, to be here."

"It's nothing I haven't seen before," he pointed out as he reached for her towel and yanked it from her. "Mm..nice visual. It was dark last time I was here. Didn't get to see much."

"House! Give it back!"

"Why? You're not wet anymore." Then there was a look that she knew to be trouble. "But you will be."

She backed up until she hit the side of the bed and couldn't go any further and he reached for her.

"C'mon, Cameron," he whispered as he kissed a spot between her shoulder and her neck which he found to be a serious pleasure spot for her and she let out a soft moan. "That's my girl," he growled in her ear as he slid his hands down her back and down to rub her ass. "So sexy.."

She was just about to return the compliment when both their pagers went off at once. "Fuck!" he groaned as he checked his. "It's Cuddy."

Cameron checked hers. "It's Foreman. Looks like we have a case."

"Back to the hospital we go. Get dressed. I'll drive," he told her.

Two hours later, House had sent Chase, Foreman and Cameron to run tests on the patient, and she was the first to return. However, House wasn't in his office. The next place she looked was the balcony. It was dark so it was hard to see him at first glance, but she went outside anyway and sure enough, he was there.

"Get a decent history?"

She nodded and filled him in on the details. Just as she was leaving, he pulled her back into his arms and kissed her

"House," she breathed as he buried his fingers in her hair and turned her around so she was backed up against the balcony rail.

"Mmm?" his lips were moving down her neck to her throat as he began unbuttoning her blouse in quick fashion. "Tell me you haven't fantasized about us fucking at work and I'll stop this right now," he growled huskily in hear ear, which only served to turn her on even more. When she didn't answer, he chuckled. "Thought so." With one quick move he hoisted her up to sit on the railing and spread her legs so he could stand between them.

"I've always thought about the when, the how and the where. Honestly, the balcony never entered my mind," she whispered back as she unbuckled his belt with a feverish urgency that surprised even her.

"Well when we're done here, you'll never look at this balcony the same way again."

His jeans slid down his slim hips into a pile around his ankles leaving him in just his boxers as he pushed Cameron's skirt up her thighs allowing her to open her legs wider. His lips crashed against hers in a searing kiss that made her whole body shiver in anxious anticipation.

My God, he's going to fuck me right here on this balcony! Her tongue wrestled with his as he yanked her panties off and shoved them in his pocket for the time being. His hands gripped her waist as he pulled her closer and allowed her to release him from the confines of his boxers.

"Hold on," he murmured as he reached into his inside jacket pocket and produced a foil packet.

"You keep condoms in your jacket pocket?"

"Only when I think I'm about to get lucky. Now shh. No more talking." He quickly covered himself and without any warning, slammed into her, making her moan load enough for all of PPTH to hear her. He covered her mouth with his to swallow her sounds as he quickly and deeply stabbed inside her, gripping her ass for more leverage.

He was already so close but he tried to hold off in order to let Cameron come first and she did quickly.

"Oh! House..Oh God.."

He was falling so fast over the edge with her and it was spectacular as always. "Cameron..Fuck!" House came hard and let out a groan that rivaled hers.

"What the fuck are you doing!?" A third voice shouted from behind them. House shut his eyes and prayed he didn't just hear the panicked voice of his best friend. "House! When I told you guys to kiss and make up, I didn't mean out here where I could see you."

House quickly pulled up his pants and Cameron crossed her legs discreetly. House turned around to face his friend, blocking her from view as he secretly passed her panties to her behind his back.

"You didn't specify and we were horny. It's not our fault your office is right there. Blame Cuddy for giving me an office with glass walls or we would just do it there."

Wilson threw up his hands in despair. "Whatever, House!"

When he was gone, House and Cameron looked at each other and cracked up laughing.

***

The team stayed at the hospital all night into the early morning before finally diagnosing the patient and starting the treatment. All House wanted to do was go home and sleep but he was exhausted.

"You can't sleep here, House," Cameron protested when she saw him stretched out on the couch in his office.

"I'm too tired to drive home."

"Well I'm not. Come on, I'll drive."

House arched his eyebrow at her. "You want to drive my Vette?"

"Why not? I can drive a stick."

"You sure can," he grinned wickedly as he wiggled his eyebrows at her.

She smiled just as wickedly and held out her hand. "So come on. Give em up."

House reluctantly handed her the keys to the Vette and they were off. She was well aware that the chances of dozing off behind the wheel were higher in the early morning hours rather than late at night but she managed to get a power nap in while they were waiting for test results so she was good to go.

The streets of Princeton were still quiet as she cruised along at a relaxed pace. Cuddy had given them both the day off so she was in no hurry to get them back to House's. The car was much too fun to drive. When she glanced over at him, she saw that he'd already fallen asleep. But the loud honk of a car horn made her look back to the road just in time to slam head-on into the car in front of her, plunging them both into darkness.

A/N: Oooo sounds like trouble, kids. Thanks to shootingstar7123 for telling me about web md. com . It proved much helpful in mapping out the next chapter. So stay tuned! Nobody dies, I promise!