Well here I am listening to My Chemical Romance (I'm Not Emo –is in denial-) and eating mini Mars bars and teryys chocolate orange (god i should be fat!)
Life is good! So lets roll on Chapter 3
Oh and for the record I have now officially planned the whole story (Hell yeah I know whats going to happen and how it will end!!! SCORE!!) I feel special!
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Disclaimer: I Own A Crush On Gerard Way (Come on who doesn't !?!?) I don't however own Naruto –Sobs-
Fitting In
Chapter 3 – The Nutter With Red Hair"ARGH!!"
That was the most frustrating Detention I have EVER sat through. Well to be honest I haven't actually ever sat through one before, but if I had any comparisons … well that one would have sucked the most!
Jariaya is the most annoying, stuck up and perverted old man I have ever met! Not only did he make me write lines about how I shouldn't dye my hair inappropriate colours (How old fashioned is that?), but also when he had finished lecturing me he pulled out a copy of Playboy!
AND STARTED READING IT!!!
So of course I yelled out loud as soon as he let me out! In fact I yelled so flipping loudly that I bet you an old aged hamster in Uruguay felt his eardrums implode on themselves! I guarantee that you would have done exactly the same thing if you were me!
The bus home was incredibly boring and uneventful, but I barely noticed it for I was too busy creating an elaborate plan of how to A) lure the Alaskan out of Gais eyebrows and B) make Jaraiya pay for what he did!
Because lets face it, he was a prick! Though I really am going to have to dye my hair a different colour, because a lot of other teachers have commented on it today (none overreacted like old pervy maths dude though!).
I'll ask Ino to sort out the colour and stuff so we can commence the GREAT DYE JOB!!!
Well anyway the bus had finally pulled up at the bus stop near my favourite cow patty field that I had almost slid and died in this morning! I was extremely thankful to be home.
First day of high school had been odd, strange, and damn right weird! That school has a hell of a lot of nutters!
Take Neji for example.
He may be Hinatas cousin, but he is far from being nice and kind like the raven-haired girl! The dude is a total ass hole! The first thing he said to me was this:
"Your destiny is to fail in life!"
No joke that is what he said! To be fair I had just flicked a lot of paint into his long hair, but that is beside the point!
And don't even get me started on Sai!
The dude is OBSESSED with penises! It is not exactly pleasant! He spent the whole of English class asking this boy called Shikamaru if his was bigger than 6 inches!
The guy is totally freaky!
So yes the sweet seclusion of the countryside that I know live in was a blessed welcome!
Unfortunately I walked down the road lost in my thought track, and completely failed to notice that someone had been walking exactly in front of me. Perfectly angled for a spectacular collision. Before I knew it I had crashed into the chest of a tall, red haired boy.
"What the hell do you think your doing bitch?" he spat, shoving me away from him with a pretty brutal force.
I felt my heart start to race in my chest. I'm not used to people talking to me like that. It was really scary. I think I tried to stutter an apology, but it didn't work.
In a Flash of red the boy had pinned me against a nearby wall… by my neck.
A huge glint of anger sparked in his jade eyes, tearing apart my face without even touching it. I could feel the fear spreading rapidly through my body as he shook me roughly, making my head bang against the bricks behind it.
This boy was going to kill me!
"I said what do you think your doing!!" He yelled into my face, spit flecks flying out of his mouth and spraying my face.
"I'm s-s-sorry! I d-d-didn't see you!!" I managed to squeak; as I felt his hands start to tighten their hold on my throat. I couldn't help but let a few tears of total fear escape from the side of my eye.
Any minute now he would clench and my life would be gone.
"Oh … Ok … um … Sorry"
I blinked. What the hell had this guy just apologised?
I slid down onto the floor, back against the wall. The boy had let go of me! He had let go and was now standing before me with an odd look on his face!
Was that a look of guilt?
What on earth was going on?
I could tell by the way he stood that he half expected me just to run. Run away from him and hope to god that he wouldn't ever bump into me again.
Oh like hell I was going to act like a coward! The guy had almost suffocated me!
"What the Fuck is your problem? DO you have NO RESPECT for anyone? Here I am minding my own business, accidentally bumping into you and you try to flipping KILL ME! I didn't even bump into you very hard! JEEZ!! MERDE!!!!!"
My turn to yell at him. My blood fully boiled inside its veins, and his face! It was a picture.
You could completely tell that this was the sort of person who was extremely used to having a lot of power over people! The last thing he had expected was for me to start laying into him!
You know I think I even saw a glint of admiration in those intense eyes of his!
"Yes I know I did a very stupid and incredibly irresponsible thing. Your right I have no respect for anyone and I over reacted! … Happy? I admitted it!" he replied, offering a helping hand.
Well I was sitting on the floor!
"Doesn't justify it you know!" I muttered in reply as I half-heartedly took his hand and let him pull me to my feet.
"Sorry, I know, but I'm so stressed out. You were the poor unsuspecting person that had to feel my wrath!" he chuckled in reply.
I looked at him. Actually it was probably the only time I had properly looked at his face.
HOLY MOTHER OF THE VIRGIN MARY! HE'S SO HOT!!!
I am not joking! The guy might be completely nuts but my god he is beyond gorgeous!
He's tall, about a foot taller than me at least and so well built! Even through his black jacket I can tell that he has an amazingly muscled abdomen!
Oh gosh I think my heart just spontaneously combusted!
And his hair! It's red … not ginger … blood red! Slightly long and a little bit spiky, but definitely messy and tousled.
So hot!
He has dark black kohl all around his eyes, perfectly defining the incredibly jade of his Iris!
Those eyes! Oh my god I could drown in them!!
And the tattoo on his forehead! Japanese Kanji …
OK MENTAL SLAP TIME! Focus Sakura you are not going to fall hopelessly in love with a boy who just tried to kill you!
Snap out of it!
Well that seemed to do the trick for me! Like I have said I have self-control!
I had self-control over Sasuke; I can definitely have in over this hotty!
"I'm Gaara by the way! I live down the road here. Look I haven't ever seen you around before! Are you new?"
"Yep newer than a new person on a new day in May! That's me! Just moved here from France!" I replied goofily.
Newer than a new person on a new day in May? What a retard I am! The guy … Gaara … well I don't think he minded too much! He actually laughed in reply!
He has a nice laugh!
"Oh that's really cool! So I guess you're a Konoha high kid like me then? That place is the pits! The teachers drive me around the bend! They honestly have no control over anyone …"
And he just started mouthing off about the teachers! It was like nothing at all had happened between us!
How can someone just act so normal around someone they have just met and tried to kill in cold blood?
In fact how on earth was I managing to get along with him?
THIS MAKES NO SENSE!!
But you know what I said?
This:
"Oh tell me about it! That Jariaya he gave a fucking detention because apparently my hair isn't natural! The cheek!"
YES I STARTED TALKING CIVILLY TO HIM!
Oh what is the world coming to?
"Not natural? Oh well obviously it's a horrible colour! No one would dye it that way voluntarily!" He replied matter-of-factly!
OH NO HE DID NOT JUST DISS MY PINK HAIR!!
MOTHER FUCKER I WILL TEAR HIM LIMB FROM LIMB AND FEED HIM TO A CARNIVOUROUS PORPOS!!
"Kindly kiss off and die you mother fucking piece of scummy …"
"No I'm kidding! Your hairs nice! Calm down pinkie!" he replied with a laugh and a strange sort of secret smile.
Gaara didn't really appear to be the sort of person that would openly smile… but that secret smile… it's actually really nice! It makes you think he has some kind of secret private joke that he is enjoying. I know that that should make me paranoid … but for some reason it didn't!
"My name is Sakura!" I laughed, "Call me Pinkie and say goodbye to you knee caps!"
"Oh fine then be that way! So how old exactly are you? Because to be honest you don't look old enough to be in high school!"
He had that secret little smile again. I could tell he was joking. How strange is this situation? One minute I'm scared that he's going to pull my existence away from the planet, then next we're joking like old friends!
The world works in mysterious ways.
"You cheeky git! For your information I am 16! How old are you? 5?"
"No I'm 16 thank you! I'd watch your tongue! You have no idea who you're messing with!"
"Actually I think I do! Was that not you pinning me against the wall just now?"
And basically this is exactly how we carried on for the next hour! Sure we eventually realised that we probably should start walking down the road, but like hell was I going to let him tease me without feeling my wrath of merciless teasing in return!
"Oh crap this is my house!" I squeaked as I finally recognised the winding path and large maple tree that stood in my front garden.
"I had better be off! I guess I'll see you in school tomorrow!" I said with a sunny smile (I hope).
He just shrugged.
"Yeah whatever! I'll see you around Sak!"
Strange kid that one!
Wow Gaara has a weird split personality thing going on!
I have a friend just like that though! One minute he's severely pissed off and on a murderous rampage… the next he's joking around and fully teasing me!
AWW THAT WAS SO SWEET –blows into hanky-
Sorry I have a house party this weekend so no update til monday!
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