Lt Colonel John Sheppard was not a happy man, he was currently in a foul mood, well a very green foul mood.

Doctor Rodney McKay was also pissed off, but the current situation that they were in was entirely his fault, as the said green Lt Colonel kept reminding him every five seconds.

"I told you not to push that button…"

Rodney squared his jaw and folded his arms in retaliation, "How was I supposed to know it was going to make us green?"

"I don't know," John said raising his arms in disgust… "I told you but no you had to push it, did your mother never teach you the story about the cat?"

"No," Rodney sneered, "My mother. Strangely silent in all matters of import."

John snorted and shook his head, "Why doesn't that surprise me."

Rodney sighed it was going to be a long day…