Longbong ally
The next day, Hippy and the Sneasley kids all got there Bogwarts letters.
"I don't know how we can afford all this?" sighed Mrs Sneasley "we need to get Winny her school stuff this year". Hippy turned to Winny who was rummaging the draw for a dead rat to disect. "So, you're starting Bogwarts this year then?" Hippy asked. "Uh huh" Winny replied whilst still rummaging through the draw. When she finally found a dead rat, she took it to her room, disected it and then fed it to her pet cat Mr Twinkles.
"Don't forget to eat it all up Mr Twinkles" she cooed whilst stroking the cat. Pissy slapped Winny and dragged her to the outhouse. Hippy shuddered as Mr Twinkles devoured the remains of the disected rat.
"She does this sometimes, hunts around the house for dead mice or rats to disect and then feeds them to the cat" explained Don.
"Well why not let the cat eat the whole thing?" Hippy asked as he watched Mr Twinkles lick the remains from his bowl. "Because she fears that he'll choke".
The Next day, the family and Hippy all got up early because they were going to Drugness ally to collect the school supplies. Winny was making a fuss when she couldn't find her cap.
"It's here" retorted Pissy grabbing the cap from the cauldron and slapping it on Winny's head. "Thankyou" she replied in a sweet voice. After breakfast, the whole lot of them were queing up outside the outhouse.
"So, how come were all queing up outside the outhouse then?" Hippy wondered. "We travel to Druggness ally by toilet" exlained Pissy. Hippy looked confused and farted at the same time.
"How does that work?" he asked when the smell took effect. "We each gag stand on the toilet and we press a button stating the location we want to gag go" Pissy gagged as the smell from Hippy's fart was worsening.
"Brill" Replied Hippy simply, unaware to the fact that he had just farted. Mrs Sneasley suggested that Don should go first so that Hippy could see how it worked. Don walked into the outhouse, he stood up on the toilet and pressed a button which read DRUGNESS ALLY then he was flushed feet first into the loo.
"Alright Hippy dear, you next" said Mrs Sneasley giving Hippy a shove into the Outhouse. He stood on the toilet and was about to press the button when a sudden gust of wind blew the outhouse door shut and engulfing him in total darkness. "Oh for Fucksake" muttered Hippy as he attempted to find the right button. Giving up, he just pressed a button randomly and he plummeted feet first into the toilet. He was plummeting through a long pipe which had an awful stench of piss and shit. Hippy placed his hands behind his head and attempted to relax for the journey, however the began to move faster and he screamed like a little girl until he came to whatever destination he had chosen.
Hippy coughed and spluttered as he opened the door to the cubicle hed had just entered. He was standing in the middle of a dirty and smelly public toilet which remained unfamiliar to him. Wherever he was, he wasn't in Drugness ally. Suddenly the door creaked and Hippy went back into the cubicle he had just came out of and shut the door leaving a small crack to peer through. A hunchback old man with messy, greasy gray hair, a broken nose and a hooked hand walked in and entered the toilet next to wear Hippy was hiding. As the creepy old man began his buisness, Hippy found the oppertunity to sneak out. Whilst trying to run to the door, Hippy accidently knocked over a bin.
"Who's there?" wheezed the man. "Meow" replied Hippy so he wouldn't reveal himself. "Get outta it pussy " wheezed the man. Hippy opened the door and found himself in a shop which was selling shrunken heads, battered fingers and many grotesque things.
"I am definatly not in Drugness Ally" Hippy said. Suddenly he heard the toilet flush and scarpered out of the shop just as the Hunchback came wheezing in, had a Heart attack and died.
Hippy looked around and he could now tell that he was definatly not in Drugness ally. This place was more darker and people were smoking what looked liker bongs. Nervous, Hippy looked up at a sigh which read LONGBONG ALLY. Gulping, Hippy attempted to run when a large shadowed figure grabbed him and carried him off away from the bongheads.