Molly! -SH

Sherlock?! What is it? 3 Molly

I get rid of your new assistant. -SH

You don't like Josh? 3 Molly

No, he's an idiot -SH

...And he flirted with you -SH

It was annoying -SH

Wait. Are you jealous? :) 3 Molly

don't get such ridiculous ideas in your head. I am not. I just don't want him getting the idea that you're available and an easy way to get intercourse. -SH

Sherlock! Not all men are interested in just sex 3 Molly

Or even sex at all sometimes 3 Molly

Fair point. -SH

But I saw the way he looked at you -SH

And your bum -SH

Don't worry, I've only got my eye on you. I don't need Josh or sex or any of that stuff. 3 Molly

I wasn't worried. I simply saying that your assistant is an idiot. -SH

I can't just fire him, it his first day. 3 Molly

Irrelevant. Are you still coming to Baker Street tonight? -SH

I've got the toes and The Princess Bride if you you've got the telly and the cuddles :) 3 Molly

I don't cuddle. -SH

Sure you don't ;). Gotta go, see you tonight! 3 Molly


We might need to skip The Princess Bride. I may have exploded the telly. -SH


A/N: I can't imagine Sherlolly other than being adorable and with Sherlock being asexual