Once, there is a girl called Emilia. She was reading a newspaper. Her dad told her that she needed to go to the toilet before going out, so she went to the toilet, but she realized she was constipated. She told her mum about that and she went to see a doctor.
The doctor named Bodie asked Emilia to prone down and he took a pair of tongs and took her poo poo out. Bodie told Emilia that she needed to eat more vegetables to absorb more vitamins. 'What? I hate vegetables!' cried Emilia. Then she made a frown face. 'I used to hate vegetables, too.' said doctor Bodie, and he told Emilia a story.
Once, there was a prince named Bodie, and he hated vegetables. When Bodie's mum (Lima) made him vegetables, he refused to eat. 'I would like to eat meat more than these disgusting vegetables,' he said. Lima was very worried about this, so she went to find Kerith, the magician. Kerith turned the vegetables into meat, so Bodie didn't see any vegetables in his meal anymore, but then…when he ate it in half, he saw a vegetable monster. The vegetable monster grew bigger and bigger. Bodie was scared. He didn't know if it was a dream or not. But he was trying to be brave. He took out a sword. He bit the vegetable monster and he vomited. How disgusting this vegetable monster is, thought Bodie. The vegetable monster cried,' Thanks for eating me! Can you eat the rest of us?' 'Why?' Bodie was shocked. The vegetable monster wanted Bodie to be a vegetable lover. 'Let me show you my world.' Said the vegetable monster,' I'm sure you'll love it.'
They went into a portrait and they went to a world with vegetables and fruits. Bodie saw thousands of monsters, he was scared. The monsters went towards him and gossiped,' Looks like a person with meat in his stomach!' 'EAT US EAT US!' cried the monsters,' We have lots of vitamins!' Bodie hated vegetables. He took a few steps backward but the monsters went after him. 'EAT US,PLEASE!' begged the monsters. Bodie took out his sword and sliced them into pieces. Bodie ate them one by one, and he felt something unusual…he found that he had ate them all. He fell into the portrait and went back to his room. The monsters were actually made by Kerith, the magician. Bodie found a letter lay on his desk, he opened it.
Dear Bodie,
It's nice that you can get well with the vegetable monster and you can be brave and ate them all. Your stomach will be very healthy. Now, may you go to the toilet and show me your poo poo? xD
Love,
Kerith
Bodie went to the toilet and he found that his poo poo were brown but not green or yellow.
'So, the story comes to an end…' doctor Bodie said to Emilia. Emilia was brave enough to beat the vegetable monsters. So when Emilia reached home, her mum made salad for her. Emilia ate them all, she loved to eat vegetables and she wasn't of them anymore. The End.
Once, there was a boy named Glitch, and he was crazy. He only ate insects. Bees were his favorite. One day, he saw a bees' nest, he climbed at once…he licked the nest and his mouth was full of honey. But the bees saw him and choked him to die. Glitch tried to pick up some bees to eat but he failed, he fainted. His girlfriend, Lil'T saw him lay on the ground. She was trying to save him but she didn't know how, and she kept on kissing him. The bees kept stinking Lil'T and Glitch. Both of them fainted. A cat discovered them, and it ate all those nasty bees. Its tummy was full of bees, and it became so fat and juicy. The cat was hunted by an old, crazy hunter named Jim Stone.
When Lil'T and Glitch woke up, Glitch had no bees to eat and he was sad. He tried to find some ladybugs to eat. There were ladybugs everywhere! Glitch felt jolly again and tried to pick up the big ones. Lil'T found a giant one for him. It had a glowing crown on its head. 'It's the ladybug king!' cried Glitch,' It must be tasty!'
The ladybug king was 30cm long. Glitch tried to bite it but it was too hard to bite. Lil'T tried to cut it into pieces. The ladybug king was angry and it swallowed Lil'T and Glitch. They struggled inside the disgusting acid liquid in its body. They tried to pour alkalis into the acids but they didn't realize the heating effect. The liquid split out and they came out with it. They smelled nasty. All the people walked pass them and isolated them. They went back home to take a shower, but their parents didn't allow them to do so. Lil'T punched onto their faces and they had a shower together. The End.