Germany: *walks in with a bowl of pasta* Thank you for… ANOTHER… bowl of pasta, Italy.
Italy: Ve~ You're welcome, Germany!
Germany: *sighs* At least my hair is back to normal…
Hostesses: Hello, everyone!
Pip: I'm so sorry for the wait, I feel like a humongous jerk now… But I really hope you like this chapter!
Clara: Alright! So, first off is 'Guest', who says…
"Hiya peoples! I have some dares for ya. Please don't kill me or hurt me in any form or fashion if the dares really hurt your dignity and ego. Kapesh?
For Russia, here are two choices: Kiss Belarus on the mouth for one whole minute (please don't kill me! I'm too young to die! *whimpers and offers a year supply of vodka*) or let the three Baltics be your master for three chapters.
For Romano, make out with Spain in a closet for 10 minutes (or longer).
For Clara, make out with England for 10 minutes or longer (which I'm pretty sure you guys won't be against that).
I'm a Filipino ya know (mentally waves the Philippines flag proudly and salutes)!
Thanks and till next time peoples ;)."
Pip: Eh, I dunno about some of the countries around here, ya might wanna run after this..
Belarus: Choose meeeeeeeee….
Russia: AAH! GO AWAY, GO AWAY, GO AWAY!
Pip: *sighs and drags Belarus away*
Russia: Well, I would choose for the 3 Baltics to be my masters, since Belarus is scary, da?
Latvia: Really?
Estonia: We're his master for three days?
Lithuania: This is great! For once, we can order him around!
Stardust: Yeah, so go out and do… whatever it is you want to do with him.
Pip: Heehee.
(After they walk out…)
Pip: Three guesses what they're gonna do.
Everyone but Pip: Thank you for that mental image.
Pip: 'Welcome!
Stardust: Anyway, next up is InSaNeAngelsgottanAK47, who says…
"J thanks for doing my dares
J seeing that
England is taken and
America chose that over kiss then... America. Eat Iggys cooking.
Canada... Here is a friend for Kumajiro. ANYBODY WHO FORGETS U DIES THROUGH TERRIBLE MEENS!
Who does my baby's like?
And France. U have to shave ur hair off and wear an outfit I made *hands long trash bag with arm holes for arms*
My baby's, U grow up sooooo fast sorry for not being around most of the time )';"
Clara: ..Well, ok then.
England: *blushes* Y-yes, I am taken…
America: What? I can't eat Eyebrows' cooking! I'll die!
Pip: Too bad. England, make some scones, will ya?
England: Of course. *walks into kitchen*
America: That's not fair!
Pip: Oh well.
(After some running, force-feeding, yelling, and hamburgers, America walks out, stuffing lots of hamburgers into his mouth.)
America: Why do you people insist on torturing me?
Clara: Because it's funny. Now, next!
Canada: Th-thank you…
Pip: Wow, she really dislikes it if someone forgets you…
Canada: I know…
Stardust: Next!
Pip: Well, since Russia isn't here, Ukraine and Belarus?
Belarus: Nii-san of course!
Ukraine: …Roshia-chan…
Everyone: Whut.
Pip: …Well then… Uhhh… L-lets get back to the game!
France: What?
Pip: Oh, c'mon, soon enough, I'm gonna stop threatening you people and starts MAKING you do whatever the dare is.
France: *sulks, takes garbage can and puts it on*
Clara: And your hair?
(After shaving, sobs of despair, and laughiong…)
"France: *walks to emo corner and sobs*
Pip: Pfft, well, ok then! NEXT!
Ukraine: It's ok, we turned out fine! *looks around* Hey wait… Where's Belarus?
(Russia's yells can be heard, and Belarus's yells are heard too. The Baltics' whimpers can be heard in the background.)
Ukraine: …Well, ok, we didn't turn out that well… But we forgive you.
Pip: Aww. Happy ending. Cute. NEXT!
Clara: Ok, this one is from DeadlyNightmareTrio13. They say...
"Yumi: -Jumps through the window followed by the other two Triplets- BONJOUR!
Antarctica: -Walks through door like a normal five year old- Idiots.
Ryuu: -glaring at Yumi- Just put our dares so I can personally rip my dear sister to shreds.
Yuki: -Sweatdrop-
Yumi: As if you can hurt ze awesome me!-Runs around room anyways-
Ryuu: -Chases-GET BACK HERE YOU BLOODY PRAT AND FACE MY WRATH!
Antarctica: Our dares/Truths are-
Romania: (Yuki) Hug? Pwease? If you don't I'll cry. -Teary eyed-
Canada/Prussia: (Yumi) AH! MÈRE, PAPA! MAKE RYUU STOP CHASING ME! SHE'S GONE HOMICADIAL, I SAY! TOTALLY UNAWESOME!
Hosts: (Antarctica) Hmmm...What's your fave nation? Go up to that nation and say something completely random or insulting with a straight face.
Greece: (Antarctica): Cats s*ck and dog rule, I only say it cause it's true. Reaction.
Spain: (Yuki) GO TOTALLY YANDERE/POSSESIVE FOR ROMA! Look at Belarus for an example.
Everyone: (Antarctica) : SAY 'I LOVE YOU' TO THE PERSON YOU HATE THE MOST! -Runs out giggling-
Yumi: GAH! I BID YOU ADIEU! -Does a bow at the window sill then jumps out-
Ryuu: YEAH BYE! -Chases after Yumi through window- HOLD STILL SO I COULD KILL YOU!
Yuki: Um, -sweatdrop-Sorry for the over dramatic drama. Later! -Waves then jumps out window-"
Pip: …Well, that was entertaining.
Romania: Of course! *hugs Yuki*
Stardust: Aww!
Canada: U-uhh, Ryuu, please stop chasing Yumi…
Ryuu: *keeps chasing Yumi*
Canada: *sighs* You try, Prussia…
Prussia: Ryuu, stop chasing Yumi now, or zhe Awesome me shall have to stop you!
Ryuu: *stops chasing* Fine, but just for now!
Yumi: Ha!
Pip: …Ok… NEXT! Ah, for all of us! Perfect! Alright, let's see… *walks over to Canada with a straight face* You're invisible to everyone in here, and even rabid fan girls can't track you down.
Canada: I know, I know…
Pip: Sorry. *holds up bottle of syrup* Forgive me?
Canada: *takes syrup bottle* Sure!
Pip: Cool. Clara?
Clara: *goes up to Romano with a straight face* Romano! You're a stupid PMS-y female dog and what's is up with being so freaking tsundere all the freaking time!
Romano: O_o
Clara: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so, so, so sorry!
Romano: …It's okay…
Pip: Aww. Cute. Stardust?
Stardust: *goes up to with a straight face* You are as special as a sack of potatoes and you should hit yourself with a cactus.
Spain: D:
Pip: Alright, Greece?
Greece: D: Not true! Definitely not true!
Spain: *suddenly has rape face on, staring at Romano*
Romano: Wh-what are you looking at, tomato-loving bas****?
Spain: Fusososososo…
Pip: Oh boy. :I
Clara: *sees dare* Wait… What?
Pip: *sees the dare* …Whyyyy?
Stardust: *looks at the dare as well* D:
(After a good ten monutes of grumbling, they finally say 'I love you' to the person they hate most. It was… interesting to say the least.)
Pip: Well. This was an interesting chapter. Sorry if it sucked! Once again, I'm sorry for the late update! ;-;
Stardust: See ya next time, and…
Clara: Bye!