The Akatsuki Orphans

~I do not, nor will I ever, own Naruto~

Konan paced outside the hideout. Today the girls were supposed to come home. It's been eleven years since they left… She sighed. She was wondering how the girls turned out. Are they cold-blooded murders? Or are they still innocent little girls? What kind of influences did the Akatsuki members have on them?

Konan then thought to Nami. She sighed. What if Nami acts like Kakuzu and Hidan? And then Koneko could come back an emotionless Jerk! Yoshi might come back as a bipolar crazy person!

She then heard yelling in the distance…

~Nami's POV ~

Stupid immortal bastard!

I glared at Hidan with all my might.

"What the Hell are you glaring at, Bitch!" Hidan screamed.

"Knock it off, Bastard, it's your fault and you know it!" I screamed at him.

"How was I supposed to know a demon bear would get the fish if I didn't put it up!"

"It's common sense, Bastard!" Kakuzu then promptly wacked us both upside the heads.

"Knock it of both of you!" Kakuzu growled while an anime vein popped up on his head. "It doesn't matter! What's happened, happened!" Kakuzu then stalked over to the base.

"Hey, wait up!" Hidan and I both yelled at him. As we both approached the base I could see Konan in the distance.

"Konan-Chan!" I yelled to her. Once I was close enough she pulled me into a bone crushing hug. "Can't… breathe" Konan then pulled back from the hug and smiled.

"Sorry Nami, I just missed you guys so much!" Konan said with tears in her eyes. "I like your scythe." I smiled broadly while shifting said weapon on my back. "Why do you have that anyway?" She asked. I started to smile nervously.

"Well Konan, there's something I need to tell you and my sisters; By the way where are they?" I asked.

"They haven't come yet." Konan looked sad for a minute until a blur of orange tackled me to the ground.

"Nami, I missed you so much!" My younger sister, Yoshi, yelled into my ear.

"Get off, Yoshi!" I pushed Yoshi off and smiled. We were laughing when Koneko finally came into view. And she was… Riding on Kisame's back?

"Hey, guys" Koneko greeted with a smile.

"Koneko, why are you on Kisame's back?" I asked.

"I was tired"

"My girls are home!" Konan looked happy as Hell. "Nami, what was it you wanted to tell me?"

"Oh, yeah" I pulled something off my neck. "I'm a Jashinist" I replied while holding my rosary up.

~Chapter 3 done~

Victoria: I know short chapter! But the next will most likely be longer.

Vicky: Yeah, we kept getting reviews saying 'aw they're so cute!'

Victoria: So I wanted to make them little evil monsters :)

Vicky: And there are pairings!

Victoria: Bet cha can't guess what they are!

Vicky: They most likely will.

Victoria: Review and Happy Easter!