So, this is "Ladies' Choice" from Hairspray, which I do not own. This is from Tug's point of view, because I felt it was time for some Tug love. 3 I apologize in advance for typos, it appears my keyboard is not working.
Hey little mare with the hooves to run
Well come with me, and we'll have some fun!
Hey, little mare take me to the grass!
We'll run and run and run so fast!
Once you browse through the whole selection,
Shake those hooves in my direction!
Bring it back if she never did see
Take me home and then curry comb me!
Shop around with every dollar
I've got to be
The ponies' choice
Ponie's choice
The ponies' choice!
Hey, little mare lookin' for a sale
Test drive this Araluen male
It takes apples to fill my tank
So let's crack open your saddle bags
Hey, little mare, if you're horsey-shopping,
I got something that's traffic-stoppin'!
Hey, little mare on a spending spree
I don't come cheap but the nuzzles come free
On closer inspection I'm sure that you'll agree
I'm the ponies' choice
The ponies' choice
The ponies' choice
Wow!
Hey, little mare, on a running spree
I don't come cheap but my nuzzles come free
On closer inspection I'm sure that you'll agree
I'm the ponies' choice
Oh, hey, little mare, listen to my neigh
I come with a lifetime guarantee
One day maybe we'll find that colt-y makes three!
It's the ponies' choice
I'm the ponies' choice
The ponies' choice, choice, choice
I'm the ponies' choice
My favorite part was the part about the curry comb. What was yours?