Grovyle: Hey there, guess what?
Toonie Sama: YOU UPDATE TOO EARLY!
Grovyle: It's only... been a few hours... it's... not that early...
Pirate Princess: Go update Blind Sight!
Grovyle: B...but...
Prince Link: The longer you keep not procrastinating, the less I have time to eat, use the bathroom, and sleep...
Grovyle: Come on... Loosen up...
Princess Zelda: Yeah, I agree with grovyle on this one...
Grovyle: I'm going to have fun writing Zelda torturing you, your highness...
Aryll: Oni Chan, what's a twerk? *asks innocently*
Toonie Sama: *Holds Aryll protectively* WHO TOLD HER ABOUT THIS...
Tori: *Smirks*
Toonie Sama: IT WAS YOU... *drops Aryll, and pulls out both the master sword and the phantom sword* THIS WILL BE SATISFYING...
Grovyle: Wow... *in shock* He snapped... he... He completely snapped...
Aryll: It's a good thing she's protected by the plotline...
Grovyle: *Covering Arylls eyes* Yeah... that doesn't make it much better for viewers...
(A friend asked me how to make the hero of winds completely snap. Now everyone knows...)
Prince Link: Also, because grovyle didn't say it properly. Shi No Tori was inspired by Aryll from Totally Bizzare, a fanfiction written by Cherry-Sama and if I'm correct, her sister as well
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Spirit Tracks Derailed
Chapter Three: Engineers need equal rights
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Link raced back into the castle. if he remembered correctly, the door on the right leads straight to the sparring hall. That's where Captain Alfonzo... No... It would be someone new this time. Alfonzo had become one of the princes many babysitters. The last two were publicly executed for... various reasons. The first one was declared cliniclly insane, because he thought he was a forest fairy (TINGLE IS DEAD! REJOICE!) and the second had given the prince a spanking, for burning down the kichen. (He swears it was an accident!)
He wondered who the new captain would be. James T, Kirk? No, he retired a couple years back? Maybe Joynas? No... She quit to start a popular game... What was it called, Take 'Em All On? What about Captain America?
"Okay Link, You need to stop joking around..." The prince sighed.
Link counted off several names of men and women, untill he realized that this left one person with the qualifications to become the captain of the guards...
Jimmy R. Russel... The most annoying uncle anyone could ask for...
Link walked in, and braced for the worst...
He looked at the ground, not wanting to look into the eyes of the blond.
"Hey, umm... Look..." The prince started. "Hey uncle, there's an evil leprechaun and it's probably... Stealing rainbows and magic and stuff I guess?"
The blond bearded man laughed as if he was from the 16th century.
"Do tell, jolly good fellow, do tell!"
Link sighed. His uncle had become an avid L.A.R.P.-er since he had left... Juuuust greeeeaaat...
"I'm serious, uncle!" Link tried to explain. "He's evil, he has sharp teeth, and his eyes are demonic!"
"Sir, I am afraid that I do not fully comprehend your sense of humor..."
Link threw his hands in the air out of annoyance. "UUUUUUUUUGHGGGHHHH!"
In their conversation, Link managed to ask for a sword to fight off the evil leprechaun.
The response, however, was...
"Hahaha! You, sir, are but a lowly train engineer! It is simply not your place to hold a sword."
Link growled in a very un-princely manner. The phantom sword, the one that belonged to hero of winds was probably still in his room. Maybe he could grab it, slay the leprechaun, clean it off, put it back, blame the death of the chancellor on the cuccos from Toris army, and then go see what his sister wanted.
He stormed off to the left cooridoor, only to find...
"WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE SPIRITS OF GOOD HAPPENED TO MY ROOM!?"
A knight was drinking coffee, while two others were playing chess.
The one with a coffee mug glanced at him. "It's the break room now, kid."
"Listen here, I am the prince, this is my room, AND I ORDER YOU TO GET OUT!"
The knights just laughed. "And what's a train engineer like yourself going to do about it?"
"I AM THE LITERAL HEIR TO THE THRONE, well... second in line... but that's beside the point... " Links voice seemed to quiet down.
He really didn't like mentioning that Zelda was the older one of them. They were technically twins, but that didn't change the fact that Link was second in line. He'd have to wait for some 'unfortunate accident' to happen to Zelda before he could rule. (...heavy foreshadowing...)
Link was silent for a few seconds. "Umm... Listen, I just need to borrow the phantom sword..." He sighed.
"Why does a train engineer like yourself need that?" The off duty knight asked. "I mean, engineers aren't supposed to carry weponry..."
"Look..." The prince explained. "There is an evil le-"
Link realized he would probably get the same response as he did with Russel.
"...Chancellor Cole is apparently working with Shi No Tori, Hyrules enemy." He lied, having no idea how right he was. "And Zelda had sent me to get the phantom sword for his execution."
The knight nodded. "Well, okay prince, If you say so..."
The knight grabbed the unusually large sword, and put it in the hands of the youngster.
"Be careful though, It's pretty old..." The knight advised.
The sword floated, spinning slowly above his head. Link didn't know why it did that. It just happened. He wondered if it had something to do with having parts of the triforce, but soon dismissed it, because everyone did that when they got a present of some sort. Hylians, huh?
Now holding the blade, it had come to Links attention that the thing was still bigger than him... And if he remembered correctly, the Hero who weilded it was a midget as well. How was he able to carry it around? Come to think of it, how did he carry any of his supplies around... It was a mystery...
Link thanked the off duty knight, and ran out of what was once his room.
He was going to save hyrule from the...
"Where's the evil leprechaun..." Link asked out loud.
He didn't expect an answer.
"I-If you mean Chancellor Cole... I saw 'im heading towards the Tower of Spirits..."
"What?" Link asked.
A new recruit stood behind him.
"But the path... is off limits to a mere train engineer..."
"W-why..." Link whined so unprincelike.
The new recruit crossed her arms. "Cause, reasons..."
"Raisins...?" Link asked curiously.
"...I said REA-SONS!" She yelled, trying to make her voice more clear.
Link understood what the girl meant to say. "What kind of reasons?"
She shrugged. "I dunno. Cap'n don't tell us nuthin."
Link would have to have a word with uncle Russle about keeping new recruits informed, in all areas. The biggest one being that Link was the prince, then came why something is not allowed.
"Whatever..." The prince crossed his arms. "I'm just going to open this letter and see what big sis wants..."
The new recruit started making a comical siren noise. "THAT'S ILLEGAL TO DO IF YOU'RE AN ENGINEER!"
Link put the letter back and huffed.
Everything in the kingdom was apparently off limits to engineers.
He left, grumbling words that were very unprincely.
"It...it was just a joke..." She sighed. "Princess Zelda told us to give you a hard time..."
Link did not hear the last part, as he was too busy thinking about starting an Engineers Equal Rights Movement.
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Grovyle: Okay, I understand you're mad...
Tori: HE TRIED TO KILL ME!
Grovyle: You... Shouln't have told his sister its real name...
Tori: WHAT ELSE COULD I HAVE CALLED IT?!
Grovyle: The wess dance. Then at least one reviewer would understand and realize a 2006 video game predicted the future.
Tori: EXPLAIN THIS!
Grovyle: *Pulls up the Wess Dance from Mother 3*
Tori: *Nods* I see your point...
Prince Link: Guys, I need your help to start an Engineers Equal Rights Movement...
Princess Zelda: It was just a joke...
Pirate Princess: Zelda... Stop being mean to the little guy...
Aryll: Where's Oni Chan?
Grovyle: *laughs hesitantly*
*Meanwhile*
Toonie Sama: Where... Am I...
*A crowd of all the Zeldas stare blankly*
Toonie Sama: Umm... Hello...? I'm sorta... Lost...
Zelda the first: *small Squealing noises*
Lttp Zelda: AWWWWW~
Marin: Look at his HUUUUUUUUUGE EYES!
OOS/OOA Zelda: HE'S SO CHIBI!
SS Zelda: Can I hold him?
Toonie Sama: Nope nope nope nope *Runs and trips*
TP Zelda: He has the cutest little ears!
CD-I Zelda: You've got to be kidding me... *Standing in safe zone*
(Lol, This comment sums up everything in this story)
Toonie Sama: My thoughts exactly, non cannon Zelda... *Hiding in a safe zone*
Tetra: Found him... *Takes Toonie Sama back to authoress realm*
Aryll: Where were you, Oni Chan!
Toonie Sama: You... You don't want to know...