Well to start of, I am like totally amaze that people like my first Fic ever! YAY! To x0Rose Hime0x when you asked that Sasuke get hit where the sun don't shine its been on my plan to do that and I'm happy to know someone else was thinking on the same line as me.
I'll try to update like twice a week or so cause as you read I am in Honors Biology and Advance History and a stupid Math that leaves me a whole lot of homework but I'll try to update as much as I can.
Trish1413
DON'T MESS WITH ME!
Chicken-ass just kissed me, oh he is so dead just when Hinata was getting ready to get even with the Uchiha their P.E. teacher Mr. Guy came in and separated them.oh that chicken-ass is so going down he just got lucky right now with that Hinata and her gang got into the lines and went to put on their gym uniform in the locker room.
IN THE GIRLS LOCKER ROOM
"Hinata are you going to do anything to the ass of Uchiha?" asked a worried Temari. "Hell yea! He just got lucky that the teacher came in and separated us just wait and see my newest preformance gals." responded Hinata. "Now that is the Hinata that we know and love." the girls cheer. over my dead body she will I won't any hurt my perciousSasukewith that Sakura left giving a glare to Hinata and her friends.
IN THE BOYS LOCKER ROOM
"Jeez Sasuke I see you like the new girl or er… boy." laughed Naruto. "Hey mind repeating that again asshole?" asked a red head. "You heard me that chick if that's what she really is got lucky and has Sasuke intrest so back off stupid" responded Naruto. "Hey Naruto since when did I say I have an intrest in that thing of girl?" asked Sasuke . "What is that suppose to mean asshole?" asked Kiba now also ready to beat the shit of Naruto and Sasuke with Gaara. Just then Gaara cell went off. He got a text from Hinata. "Hey Kiba leave those gals alone, our gal Hina just text me here look." stated Gaara. The text read:
HEY GUYS LEAVE THOSE GIRLS ALONE IN THE LOCKER ROOM PLEASE CAUSE I ALREADY GOT A PLAN TO GET THAT EXCUSE OF A BOY AND IF THEY SAY ANYTHING TELL ME SO IT GIVES ME MORE REASON TO DO MY AMAZING PLAN. I LOVE YOU GUYS ALREADY AND IT'S ONLY BEEN LIKE 4 HOURS COOLIO, CHAO
HINA
What could Hinata already have planed for Sasuke "Anyways wanna know something those girls gave us all nicknames" stated Naruto. "State the obivious again Naruto, but one thing I did notice is that is all has to do with our hair." stated Shikamaru. These guys are really idiots if it takes them so long to figure something like that out wow thought Gaara.
AT GYM
" Okay class like today is the first day of gym we will do half and half. First we will go outside and play kick ball, then baseball" stated Guy. "Come on guys we need to get into the group" stated Temari. "Yea we should and guess what we are going to rule cause we got the worlds best kicker with us." stated Ino. "And which one of you loser is it?" asked the brown hair boy. "Brownie that world would be Hinata and I happen to be the best catcher here while Ino is one of the best pitcher and Temari our best batter so back off asshole." responded Ten-Ten. " Well Sasuke here is our best catcher and our best pitcher while me and Neji are the best kickers and Shikamaru our best… our best…hmm what is Shikamaru good at guys?" asked Naruto. "I can tell you what he's good for…nothing I mean the guy can only sleep so there you go he is good for nothing." stated Hinata.
"humph funny" was heard from Shikamaru because then the wonderful game of kick ball began.
IN THE KICKER SECTION
" whose going first up to kick?" asked Hinata. "Well lets see, we can have Gaara can go first, then me, then Lee, and after Lee Hina we need you to get us all and yourself home deal?" stated Temari. "Got it" with that they all got ready to kick.
OUTRE FIELD
"Come on Gaara kick it so hard." Stated the pitcher. With that Gaara got far into second base because Sakura was busy with Sasuke to pay any attention. Ino kicked the ball which got her to second and Gaara the third. Lee came and kicked and got on the first base. "Hey guys go in its Hina this is going to be the easiest out ever" stated Sasuke. Whatever you say Chicken-ass, whatever you say with that Hinata kick the ball really hard but the ball didn't go in any random direction. It just so happen that Sasuke was playing as second base and the ball just happen to come in contact with his. What the fuck?!? How is this all happening to me? Shit this hurts Sasuke went down grabing his balls and forgetting about the game.
Gaara, Ino, Lee all got a score while laughing their asses off, Hinata just decided to stay on second. "Hey Chicken-butt hope you enjoyed the feeling of balls hitting yours, but I'm pretty sure you are use to it now, but you know time flies when you are having fun chao." with that Ten-Ten kicked that got her and Hinata home.
In kick ball Sasuke learn something new. Don't get to cocky with Hinata cause she can aim and kick really hard.
BASEBALL
OUTER FIELD
"HEY SASUKE ARE YOU TRYING TO PROTECT YOUR BALLS?" yelled Ten-Ten as she saw Sasuke taking the outer field. With that everyone started laughing. "Sasuke you have got to be kidding me right, you are hidding from a girl, A GIRL!" stated Naruto. "Well Naruto the girl that I am shielding my balls away has one hell of a kick that wow so shut it." responded Sasuke.
BATTING
"Hey Hina how much do you wanna bet that I can hit the pineapple?" asked Tem. "How about nothing cause I know you will Tem you are just so good." responded Hina. " I know but you know what I'm going to challenge myself" with that Temari got ready to bat. "HEY SASUKE TELL PINEAPPLE TO WAKE UP OR I'LL WAKE HIM UP!" yelled Temari. Sasuke tried but nothing. When the ball came Tem hit it hard to where Shika's head was. "SHIKAMARU WAKE UP YOU LAZY!" screamed Naurto at top of his lungs. What the fuck? with that he felt something hit his head. Oww What the hell…? TEMARI! with that he got up and tried to throw it but it didn't go to far.
Once the girls got three out it was the boys turn to bat. I'm going to show them how a real baseball player bats with that thought in mind Neji got ready to bat. Oh this is going to be fun "HEY GALS BROWNIE IS UP OPEN UP OUT FIELDERS AND SPERAD OUT IN FIELD." shouted Ten-Ten out loud.
"Heard that Gaara we need to sperad." stated Hina. "Got it." with that double T pitched and Neji hit it hard but nothing happen because Hinata got lucky and caught it. "HEY BROWNIE SO MUCH FOR SHOWING OFF!" yelled Ten-Ten. How the fuck did she knew I was thinking that? after that nothing much happen. The guys and the girls ended up in a tie because Ino was playing around and tackled Naruto instead of getting on base.
IN THE LOCKER ROOM
Was that Hinata amazing plan to get back at Sasuke just when that thought was thought his phone went off again. It's from Hinata
HEY GAARA, JUST IN CASE YOU WERE THINKING THAT WHAT HAPPEN OUT THERE WAS MY PLAN NO IT WASN'T BUT IT HELP A LITTLE BUT THE REAL ACTION IS GOING TO BE IN LUNCH! DON'T FORGET TO BRING YOUR IPOD SPEAKER CAUSE I'M GONNA NEED IT.
THE ONE AND ONLY HINA
With that Gaara left the locker room to get the stuff that Hinata asked of him.
AT LUNCH!
This is going to be the best prank I have ever done thought Hinata. "Thanks Gaara you are like a life saver" stated Hinata. "I've been told Hina, I've been told." answered Gaara.
"Hey Gals we have to help Hinata she says its going to be 315 so are you gals ready?" asked Temari. " You know it its been a while since we've done a 315 you know that" stated Ino. "Hey Chicas are you ready for my plan?" asked Hinata. "Ready as we'll ever be. After eating, in the middle of lunch the girls got up and Gaara put on the song that was asked.
(Get low - Flo Rida)
Shawty had them Apple Bottom Jeans (Jeans)Boots with the fur (With the fur)The whole club was lookin at herShe hit the flo (She hit the floNext thing you knowShawty got low lowlowlowlowlowlowlow
"WHO WANTS TO SEE A DANCE OFF AGAINST US WITH THE GALS OF YOUR SCHOOL MEANING CHICKEN-ASS,BROWNIE,PORCUPINE,AND PINEAPPLE." shouted Hinata. A whole lot of people cheered.
Them baggy sweat pantsAnd the Reeboks with the straps
(With the straps)She turned around and gave that big booty a smack
AyyShe hit the flo (She hit the flo
Next thing you knowShawty got low lowlowlowlowlowlowlow"
Ya gals up to it?" asked Temari. "You know it" answered Sasuke. With that it be began with the girls starting.
[Verse 1:I ain't never seen nuthin that'll make me go,
This crazy all night spendin my dough
Had a million dollar vibe and a bottle to goDem birthday cakes, they stole the showSo sexual, she was flexible
Professional, drinkin X and oooHold up wait a minute, do I see what I think IWhoa
The boys took over here with what they call dancing which deals with getting a girl to dance with.
Did I think I seen shorty get low
Ain't the same when it's up that closeMake it rain, I'm makin it snow
Work the pole, I got the bank roll I'm a say that I prefer them no clothes
I'm into that, I love women exposed She threw it back at me, I gave her more
Cash ain't a problem, I know where it goesShe had them
Ino and Ten-Ten took over to show them some street dancing.
[Chorus:Apple Bottom Jeans (Jeans)Boots with the fur (With the fur)
The whole club was lookin at herShe hit the flo (She hit the floNext thing you know
Shawty got low lowlowlowlowlowlowlowThem baggy sweat pantsAnd the Reeboks with the straps
(With the straps)She turned around and gave that big booty a smackAyy
She hit the flo (She hit the floNext thing you know
Shawty got low lowlowlowlowlowlowlow
[Verse 2:HeyShawty what I gotta do to get you homeMy jeans full of gwapAnd they ready for ShonesCadillacsMaybachs for the sexy grownPatrone on the rocks that'll make you moanOne stack (come on)
The boys took over here and started to get really good.
Two stacks (come on)
Three stacks (come on, now that's three grand)
What you think I'm playin baby girl I'm the man, I'll bend the rubber bands
That's what I told her, her legs on my shoulderI knew it was ova, that Henny and Cola
Got me like a Soldier She ready for Rover, I couldn't control her
So lucky oo me, I was just like a clover Shorty was hot like a toaster
Sorry but I had to fold her,Like a pornography poster She showed her
[Chorus:Apple Bottom Jeans (Jeans)Boots with the fur (With the fur)
The whole club was lookin at her She hit the flo (She hit the flo Next thing you know
Shawty got low lowlowlowlowlowlowlow"
"Temari if you want you can go I'm gonna make Sasuke wanting something that he isn't gonna get ever from me." stated Hinata " No I'll wait for you so we can leave both guys wanting deal?" answerd Tem. deal
Them baggy sweat pantsAnd the Reeboks with the straps (With the straps)
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack (AyyShe hit the flo
(She hit the floNext thing you know
Shawty got low lowlowlowlowlowlowlow
"Now Tem lets do it." said Hinata.
[Verse 3:
Whoa ShawtyYea she was worth the money Lil mama took my cash,
And I ain't want it back,The way she bit that rag,Got her them paper stacks,
Tattoo of bubba cray I had to handle that,I was on it, sexy woman,
let me shownin They be want it two in the mornin I'm zonin in them rosay bottles foamin
She wouldn't stop, made it drop Shorty did that pop and lock,
Had to break her off that gwapGah it was fly just like my glock
[Chorus:
Apple Bottom Jeans (Jeans)Boots with the fur (With the fur)
The whole club was lookin at her She hit the flo (She hit the flo
Next thing you know
Shawty got low lowlowlowlowlowlowlow
Temari went low and did a back flip.
Them baggy sweat pantsAnd the Reeboks with the straps (With the straps
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack (AyyShe hit the flo (She hit the flo
Temari hit Hinat in the butt
Next thing you know
Hinata went right in front and Ssuke and went
Shawty got low lowlowlowlowlowlowlow
right to his thighs. The look in his told her that he was thinking naughty,eww she thought. Then with all her might she punched his balls so hard that he just went down to grave them again for who knows how many times this day.
"THAT CHICKEN-ASS IS TO SEE IF YOU REALLY ARE A GUY!" shouted Hinata and got a whole lot of laughter coming from behind of HinatC'monSo much as in getting back at her thought Sasuke.
HOPE YOU LIKE CHAPTER 3 REVIEW IF YOU WANT MORE. THANX . I MIGHT UPDATE ON WED. OR THRU. CHAO.