It was about 4 AM and Fujioka Haruhi was sound asleep... Well, she was until she heard her cell phone ring.
[Ringtone of your choice here]
"What the?" Haruhi shouted as she suddenly woke up only to see the caller ID on her phone read 'Baka Twins' ( It used to say Hitachiin instead of baka, but recently, Haruhi had begun to believe them to be synonyms)
"What do you WANT?" She souted as she answered to phone.
"Hey, Haruhi," Hikaru began as he answered the phone "cheerful as usual, I see."
"It's 4 in the morning and I have to get up for school in two hours!"
"Then why'd you answer the phone?"
"I knew you'd call again!"
"Then turn the phone off."
"I can't, because what if it's a real emergency?"
"How do you know this isn't an emergency?"
Tell me what this is about in five seconds or I'm hanging up!"
"Careful now, Haruhi, wouldn't want to forcefully wake up your father."
Kaoru chimed in, "That wouldn't be very nice."
Beep.
"She hung up." Hikaru noted
"That wasn't very nice either."
[Ringtone of your choice here]
"What." Haruhi flatly said more than asked
"So," Kaoru began "as we were saying. It's about the play; we think you would make a great Shunsuke," AN: Shunsuke is the male lead in To the one I love "since no one knows you're a girl."
Haruhi thought aabout this. Tamaki did want her to be in the play and if she played a female part, there could be problems for the host club. That was when it hit her. "Why is Ouran doing a play based off of a TV Series?"
"... We didn't actually think about that."
"And another thing, why are you guys up at 4 AM?"
"... We didn't actually think about that."
Beep
XOXOXOXOXOXO (Scene transition)
It was now about 6 AM at the dining room table in an apartment that Nagato found (And she conviniently had the money to pay for it, though no one saw her do it.) The only people at the table were Kizumi Itsuki and Kyon (Realname unknown). Kyon was eating pancakes and Itsuki was eating oatmeal and found himself deeply in thought. 'How did they make those rose petals fly out at us?'
"Koizumi, pass the syrup." Kyon said
"Huh?" Koizumi asked as he was snapped out of his train of thought.
"The syrup."
"Oh, yes." He said as he passed the syrup
"What were you thinking about? Was it Closed space?"
"Yes." Koizumi replied rathe quickly.
"Okay, that answer came a little quick, but I'm not sure I want to know what you were actually thinking about, if you were willing to lie about it. Speaking of closed Space, we could just go piss off Haruhi and see what happens."
"No thanks, I'd rather not have Suzumiya-San angry at me."
"So, angry Haruhi scares you more than fighting a Shin-Jin alone."
"I'd be scared of angry Suzumiya-San, but I'd be more dissapointed in myself."
"Why?"
"... Because I'm here to make her happy."
"No, you're here to destroy the shin-jin, and what was with that pause you took just now?"
"I may have to fight the shin-jin, but I'd rather not do that, also I don't know when Suzumiya-San will melancholic to the point where she wants to recreate this world, so I need to keep her happy to avoid such a catastrophe, and finally, I took no such pause."
"Look, let's change the subject so I don't have to deal with your obvious lies. You know Haruhi's going to want us to choose parts for the play, even though she'll most likely just volunteer me to work backstage. So who're you going to try out for?"
"Well, my mother always liked Shunsuke, so I guess I'll try out for that part."
"Decided to be bold now, did we?"
"Well I think it could be fun."
"If I don't end up back stage, I think I'll try to stay as far away from it as possible."
"Well, would you look at that," Koizumi remarked, looking at his watch "I'd say it's about time to get going."
"Okay." Kyon said as he got up from the table "Oh, and Koizumi?"
"Yes?"
"You did pause."
Okay, I'll admit it; I don't know where I'm going with this.