cHAPTER 3: The Road to Harem King is Long, and Not So Easily Traversed.
A/N: Hey guys XxstickyWetWafflezxX here. I think this chapter is so far my favorite so far. I put alot of emotion and realism in here along with some of my highschool experiences for reference, but dont worry it gets sexy very soon. Scouts honor.
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It was ten minutes later.
The bell rang signalling the begining of the class, in response the queens and my sister who had left the room prior, likely to molest each other *Dick Throbs* walked back in. And took their seats.
Also joining the sea of students entering the educational prison was my BFF Fedggit the Fletchinder flapping his elegantly slim wings as he fluttered effeminately over to my desk. No homo.
"Hey how are you this morning?" he asked his cheeks showing an ever so faint pinkish hue.
"Fine." I said, none too convincingly I might add seeing as I had bags under my eyes from the stress of my painful existence.
"Sometimes I feel like you're the only one who understands me."
"Wh-what!?" he squeaked, his face flushing even more
God this kid was too cute.
"Class is starting soon." I said to the blushing bird, gently nudging him toward his desk.
"Oh...O-okay then talk to you later."
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It was after third period and I was on my way to the cafeteria. I always despised the menu at the cafeteria, they only seem to serve vegetables ,and me myself, am a meat lover, I only hope that my dearest sister glaceon reciprocated that sentiment in afew hours. I grabbed myself a Tomato berry sandwich,naturally on Jewish rye and a slice of Nanab berry cream pie for dessert, and and zig-zagged through the sea of Pokemons endeavoring to find an empty table to eat at.
After searching a good minute and a half I found an empty table betwixt the jocks and the cheer squad. The jocks were being noisily rambunctious asusual The team captain and running back Mckenzie, a Blaziken was getting her team pumped for practice that evening as the 20 Durant linemen hailed their queen with reverent awe as she made exaggerated hand gestures to accompany her soliloquy. Unbeknownst to the tomboyish captain her spirited method of speech delivery was making her rather well-endowed chest bounce in spite of the sports braw she always wore. I couldn't help it okay I'm a teenage boy I have those thoughts too. My eyes just wandered there on their own, I swear.
On the other side of me the cheer squad headed by that lusty Lopunny, was also receiving a pep talk in preparation for their upcoming practice. Knowing her the cheer squads definition of practice probably involved putting their batons in place they don't belong. They were just like Atheists in that sense.
As I was thinking this to myself I heard a familiar angelic voice from first period grace my ears after an oh so long absence.
"Hey grumpy, why the long face?" Fedggit asked fluttering up to me.
"Nothing Im just disapointed by the schools menu, there is always a lack of mert." I declared
"well you see, if we offered meat to to the students then we would be offending students likes miltanks and taurus , and even if we served seafood then there is still the water types" he responded nonchalantly
"Well I guess im just missing the old taste from my home world" although I'd never admit it I would kill for a slice of the Fazbears signature pizza, It tasted like cardboard but my god was it better than anagram fruit pies and other such "delicacies".
"I dont know about you, but I cant live without a good piece of meat." said a distinctly sultry voice of another of my peers Emolga, although we didn't have any classes togeather I knew her through Fedggit, to whom she stuck to like dried semen. I'd simply be devastated if Fedggit fell for her slutty mind games, I wont ever let his innocence be tarnished by such a harlot!
"What do you say Fedggit won't you satiate this hunger of mine...?" the Emolga winked in a sewxualy way.
Fedggit, obviously flustered hid behind one of his wings, and flushed a deeper shade of red
I told you didn't I, this kid is way too cute. He should have his own 4chan thread.
"what do you want, can't you see you're making him uncomfortable?!" I inquired none to politely.
" shut up, what are you my mother, I can talk to whoever I want, Whenever I want." she said haughtily
I should probably explain who it is I'm speaking to right now. This slutty tramp is a class mate of Fedggit, and his biggest fan... heh, as long as I'm around that remains highly questionable. Fedggit introduced me to her on my first day at lunch, her name was Hannah.
"I -" I was cut off by the end of period bell.
"tch" I scoffed, what a waste of time, " I gotta head off to class now, later Fedggit, slut." I deadpanned as I left through the same exit as Lilly.
We stole sideways sneers at each other on the way out.
If all the girls in this school were like her I'd be fine with just Fedggit, I cursed my rotten luck with women before entering my fourth period class.
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For fourth period I had Science class with an Alakazam, whom all the girls fawned over and called Alaster sama. He was a professor of Science with a doctorate PHD in Poke-ology from Poke-university. He was currently ingrossed in his lecture about something along the lines of Poke-nuclear dynamics, so I was staring Idly out the window by which I was seated. I saw the fourth period's gym class running laps to warm up for the days exercise. I saw My Glaceon sister talking with violet the Gardevoir, and a mischevious grin crossed my face.
" ." I asked nonchalantly
"What is it Jeremy" The Alakazam asked none to fond of being interupted.
"May I be excused to got to the restroom?" I asked him
"Fine. Go." He said turning back to his lecture.
I left the room, but instead of going left to the restrooms, I headed to the first floor, girls locker room. I made doubly sure no one was around and snuck in. I made my way to my sisters locker 266, and locked down grinning evily to myself.
"Well dearest sister, I hope you don't mind if I decorate your uniform with a bit of hol8iday snow.
As I said this to my self I could feel my hearty cock erect itself within its clothed prison. I reached for my lock pick that I got after joining the black scouts, and prepared to deck the halls.
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A/N: So how was it. Is the anticipation for next chapter just eating away at you? Well too bad you'll just have to wait for tomorrow. 3 XxStickyWetWafflezxX Signing off. PEACE!