AN: Hello everyone! I'm sorry this update is so late. To make up for it, I'm going to post two chapters today. Sadly, only two people guessed (and the guess was wrong). But that doesn't matter (it does. It makes me sad), because I'm still going to put them in the fic! So thank you Fionna LUVS Marshall Lee and person (guest)! You will be in the fic! Hope you like it (also the answer was Flame Princess)! I will still put you in the fic if you want me to, so send me a message or review. Flame Princess do the disclaimer!

FP: Skullenko does not own Adventure Time!

Skullenko: If I did FP and Finn would be together forever!

Fionna's POV

Can I say something? The Nightosphere is awesome! There's always mayhem down there so, there was a bunch of stuff for us to do! In 30 minutes I killed 10 pixies, fought a fire ogre (and one, I might add), and fought a mermaid (they're like water demons!)! The best part was that I couldn't get hurt, because I am alive.

By the end of the day, I've met all of Marshal's friends and beat a total of 132 monsters! Marshal's mom was so grateful she gave me a magic flute with three wishes! I don't know why! Right now, I'm sooo tired, but Marshal looks like he hasn't broken a sweat.

"Where do you wanna go now? There's a giant ogre a little farther down that way! Do you wanna go fight it?! Or do you wanna go fight more pixies. Or mermaids. Or demons. Or unicorns. Or do you wanna do it all at once!? Huh, Fionna? Huh? Huh? Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh?"

"Marshaaaal… I'm tired I wanna go home."

"Oh." He looks so sad, right now.

"Well, the exit's right over there." I turn around to see a shining light.

"You're not coming with me?"

"Hell naw, today's the 150th annual party at Grim's! It's gonna be off the CHAIN!" He looks seriously excited! I smile as excitement fills me up! Is it seriously that great?!

"Weeelll, if it's really that awesome, I guess I can go for an hour or two."

"It's a 7 hour party."

"I don't know man."

"All the most famous demon celebrities are going to be there."

"I suppose I can stay! I just need to be back by midnight."

"GREAT!" Then he picked me up and flew. As we flew through the Nightosphere I noticed how his face glowed in the light of the Nightosphere's sky on fire. Awwww he's adorable! One day he's going to make somebody really happy. Instead of his normal, making people really scared.

I notice that we're flying over a castle with towers of fire and columns of bones. It looked beaten down and half of it was destroyed. There were a LOT of people swarming around it. That was when I noticed that, there was a line to get in that was MILES AND MILES long to get in! Before I can say anything, Marshal lands.

"Marshal, why is there so many people here?"

"Because Fi, there are a lot of dead things." He says it as if I'm the most dumb thing ever for not knowing! I didn't know everyone would be here! "Now, come on!" Then he starts pulling me to the front of the line!

"Dude, what are you doing?!" I hiss and try to avoid eye contact with the people in lie.

He chuckles, "Fi, I'm the Vampire King, the Prince of the Nightosphere not to mention that I'm the coolest guy ever!" Oh. Wow Marshal Lee, you're so modest!

Pretty soon, we reach the castle (it actually took awhile) and we're let in immediately. I'm already sooo happy I came!

There's a bunch of dead humans everywhere! I even recognize some famous people! Albert something-or other, Barack Olamo (I think I got that wrong), Mozart, and that weird guy. What's his name? Oh yeah, Justin Bieber (AN: I'ma get sooo much hate for that one! Relax it's a joke! Fionna just didn't seem like one of those people that'd like him). Within the first 10 minutes I've talked to all of them and learned so much about human culture. That Justin guy is pretty surprised that I know jack about him. Of course, I also lost Marshal Lee. I guess I'm not going anywhere! Not that I want to! I'll have to thank Marshall later for bringing me!

Pretty soon, I'm whisked away by a group of werewolves that think I'm, quote, "ADORABLE!". They're really starting to scare me. All the boys are scooting close to me and punching each other in the face. All the females are glaring at me and growling. One even took a swipe at me! I looked around and can't find away to escape. All of a sudden one of the guys grab me and I SCREAM MY FERGIN HEAD OFF! He starts to try and drag me away, when Marshal Lee comes out of nowhere and punches him in the face!

"FIONNA! I'm gone for 5 minutes to pee and you're already in trouble." He hisses as he takes me away.

"You were gone for hours." He's silent for awhile.

"Yeah… time's weird here. Why would you hang out with them? You KNOW I hate them!"

"I didn't do it voluntarily!"

"Yes, because Fionna the Great Adventuress couldn't ditch a bunch of werewolves at a crowded party!"

"Oh, shutup! What now?"

He's grumbling something about betrayal before saying, "Wanna go to the towers?"

"Aren't they on fire?"

He chuckles and pats my head, "Silly human. It's faux fire! That's where the contests are!"

I smile brightly, "What kind of contests?"

"Fighting, dancing, drinking, educational, and magical!"

"LET'S HIT IT!"

30 minutes later (or an hour, or 30 seconds. I don't know time is weird here. I took a pee and when I got back out, the party was half over), we arrived in the tower. First we do the fighting contest (Marshal's mad at me for knocking his tooth out)! I win, because once again, I can't feel pain here (shushers!). Then, I do the drinking contest! I drink like, 50 shots, 10 pints and even do the bong. I'm soooooo… full of lemonade! There was lemonade everywhere! What were you thinking?

"This is so great! Thanks for bringing me Marshal!" I say in a puppy voice.

"No prob. Hey, wanna do the dance contest? The last person standing, wins!"

"I don't know, I'm pretty tired." Then YMCA comes on. I'm out there in 5 seconds flat (or 5 minutes. It's still weird here)! And I actually do dance till I drop! Dead that is.

JK. I just fall asleep.

Awesome Next Day Transition (AN: Wtf? This isn't a Grojband fic)!

Ugh. My head hurts. I roll over to see Marshal with his arm around me. I immediately slap him.

"Ow…"

I roll my eyes and see that we're still in the tower and that the fire's gone. "What time is it?"

He looks at his watch, "It's 10 am in real time."

Frak. Cake is sooooo going to kill me.

AN: HAHA. Here it is! Hope you liked it! Will Fionna survive Cake? Will Marshal survive Cake? Will I survive Cake for not updating? Yeah, I'ma try and be better at updating.

Cake: Review or I'll get you too!