Right now I'm on my way home from Texas, so I'm bored and writing to pass the time on this 14-hour trip. Fun, huh? Nope. Anyways, I sadly don't own any of these insane characters. Read and review, please, for my own sanity! :D

So yeah, Erik traded me for his stuffed spider, Henry. Was he trying to get back at me for leaving him? Nah. He definitely still loves me.

Anyways, after the really creepy game of checkers between the two guys, Raoul showed me inside his rhinestone-incrusted gondola and pushed us away with a wink to the oblivious Phantom, who went back to Henry.

"Raoul, you need to get dressed," I suggested. Strongly suggested.

"I am dressed! Besides, what would I wear?" he had a point. What could he wear? Suddenly, I had an idea.

"I have some extra clothes in the storage area," I told him. "You could wear some of my clothes."

"Oh, girl clothes? I bet Phanny would love that!"

"Phanny?" I asked Raoul, confused. Then, it hit me. "You're calling Phantom Phanny?"

"Um, yes! Isn't it an adorable nickname?"

"No! It sounds like fanny, which means butt!"

"I think it's cute!" Raoul put his hands on his hips defiantly. "Now where do I go to get to this storage area you speak of?"

I sighed. "Tie the gondola up on that peg sticking up out of the wall."

"What peg?" Raoul looked straight up, then into the water.

"It's next to the ladder!" Raoul continued to look up and own, confused. Annoyed, I grabbed his face and turned it towards the rusty latter that came out of the water and led all the way up to a hole in the ceiling that was just big enough for a person to climb through.

"Oh, that ladder," he said, obviously feeling stupid, which he should.

He did as he was told and tied up the gondola to the peg. He looked up into the pitch-black hole in the ceiling and poopooed in his leotard. Well, more like through.

"Ewwwww….." is all I could say to that. I shoved him into the water and climbed up the ladder fearlessly. Raoul climbed out of the water and followed me up the ladder, visibly shaking. "Oh, grow up," I rolled my eyes and kicked him in the face, which made him let go and fall into the water again. While he was in the water, I quickly hoisted myself inside the storage space and flicked on the light. Raoul quickly followed.

"What is that? It glows! It's round and it glows!" Raoul looked at the light bulb in pure amazement.

"Well Erik invented time travel and went into the future and took a light bulb, which he recreated and created electricity and all that stuff. Pretty stupid, huh?"

Raoul was still staring at the light bulb. "Um, yeah… Pretty stupid…"

"Stop staring at it. You'll blind yourself," I ordered, starting to browse the racks of clothing. I picked out a blue cotton dress with a small beaded handbag for me to change out of my black escape clothes. I walked over to my special section of the room where I kept all of my incognito clothing. I picked out a black fluffy shirt and some white pants for Raoul, because I wanted him to look extra gay.

"Hey, why are you going to wear men's clothing? I think that would be frowned upon," Raoul scolded.

"You're wearing this," I held up the black shirt and white pants. "I'm wearing this," I held up the blue dress and handbag. I threw Raoul's clothes at him and snuck off into the dressing room. Yes, dressing room. Phantom is that rich.

Some whore-licious music from 2009 was playing (also from time travel). I believe it was by some teenage girl that took some icky pictures. I believe her name is… Miles Cyrene? No… Wiley Cyrose? Nope. Miley Cyrus! Yes, that's it.

I changed into my blue dress and checked myself out in the mirror for a good five minutes.

Suddenly, the mirror starts to move. I jumped backwards and gasped overenthusiastically. The mirror opened like a door would and Erik walked out, yawning and stretching. Suddenly, he opened his eyes wide and jumped back a few inches.

"Oh my… I thought you had left!" he said loudly. I shushed him as an idea jumped into my brain.

"Shhh…. I have a plan! We can sneak through here and go back to your place, close off the gat so he can't get back in, but then we go off and get back Gustave!"

"Oh, good one… Too bad, I made a deal with Raoul. I had to give you back," he shrugged.

"You did give me back. But he never said you can't steal me again," I suggested hopefully.

"Oh, yeah! But I don't steal. I only kill."

"He pooped in your water."

"THAT NOOB!" Phantom whisper-yelled.

"Noob? Oh, never mind. Let's go!" I grabbed his arm and ran into the tunnel behind the mirror, escaping for the second time tonight. "He'll wait for me for a good 5 hours, so we can go ahead and get Gustave. Raoul is an idiot!"

"I know," Phantom said as-a-matter-of-factly. "He pooped in my water!" Phantom growled. "I must kill him now!"

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