Doo doo doo! Well, not much to say about this chapter except for the fact I'm now dividing up the chapters so they don't drag, but each bundle of chapters is a part... so this would be part 3. This part is sectioned mainly on New Super Mario Bros Wii because man, that game divides people apart. I played it for one day and now my family hates each other. Personally, I side with the propeller shrooms, but some people seem to think they're cheaper than the cape and tanooki suit. Oh, and on the part where it calls Sebastian gay- Sebastian is my annoying step-bro, and apapa, this is not the same Sebastian I sent you. The only thing these have in common is the name. He repeatedly wrote "nick is gay" like a billion times in here while I was typing because he thinks he's funny like that. So no questions asked!
PART THREE: THE POWER UP WARS
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Smash Mansion
Guest Room
"Propeller Shrooms!" argued Zee.
"No! Fire Flowers!" pressed Nola.
"What's wrong with you?! Penguin Suits are where it's at!" broke in Trey.
"Penguin Suits? Seriously?" asked Nola, swinging her head around.
"Personally, I kinda like the Mini Mushrooms…" stated Evan.
"No one asked you, Evan!" screeched Nola.
"Geez…"
Shyan was laying asleep on the floor and opened one eye "What are they fighting about again?" she spoke in Pokemon language.
"You don't wanna know…" he answered.
No one paid attention to Jack who was sitting on the end of the couch. "Wouldn't Super Stars be the best power-up?" he inquired raising his eyebrows.
Everyone shot angry glares at him.
He sighed and sat down next to Evan, Shyan, and Klonda. "So how are all of you guys doing?"
"Oh, you know, a little of this a little of that" answered Evan in a bored tone.
"Propeller Suits let you avoid anything, jump through levels, and provide awesome air mobility!" shouted Zee.
"Fire Flowers allow you to light up dark caves and even take out enemies from a distance!" argued Nola, things now getting intense.
"We-" started Trey opening his mouth.
"Look, Trey, a Penguin suit would look just plain stupid on you so don't even start!" yelled Nola and Trey closed his mouth. Nola breathed smoke out of her nose she was clearly loosing her temper and in her rage, she broke the TV that was playing New Super Mario Bros Wii with her wiimote.
Everyone stared in shock, not realizing how incredibly dramatic and ridiculously angry they had gotten over an argument about Mario Power ups when suddenly the power went out and nobody could see anything.
"Why do you care so much about New Super Mario Bros Wii power ups, Nola?"
"Because they're important!"
"I beg to differ."
"Why are you sweating so much, Nola?"
"Hey guys! Look at that cloud over there!"
"Ouch! That's my tail!"
"Oops, sorry."
"Neigh!"
"Luxray!"
"Ri!"
"I'm hungry, when's breakfast gonna be ready?"
"Ouch! I tripped on someone's foot!"
"Oh, woops, I meant to trip Trey, sorry Zee."
"Why were you trying to trip me?"
"Because you're a Gary Sue"
"What's a Gary Sue?"
"It's what you are!"
"Alright all you guys have fun yelling at each other, I'm gonna go check out the outside… Where I can see…"
"Bye"
"Zoot"
"I'm still hungry…"
"Aren't there supposed to be new Smash Apprentices getting here soon?"
Smash Mansion
Dining Room
"OMNOMNOMNOMNOM"
The power came back on and Crazy Hand was rubbing his face all over the cereal bowl, getting Lucky Charms all over his face, but then looked up and saw Jack, giving an intense, silent stare, not moving, and not breathing. He said nothing until…
*PITEEW!*
He exploded for no apparent reason, leaving confetti everywhere and mad cackle bouncing across the halls. "WAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Weird…"
Then Nola walked into the room. "Oh, uh, hey there" she looked around and slowly a grin appeared on her face and edged towards Jack.
"So… it looks like we're alone here now…"
"Yeah… we are…" a smile appearing on his face, getting the hint.
She slowly started to edge closer "So... you ever made out with a girl like me before?" she said with a meaningful look in her eye.
"Well~"
"Weeeeeeee!" shouted Trey, running in through the door sliding on his belly as if he were wearing a penguin suit. "Weeee!" he still shouted and then barreled into Jack.
"Whoa!" he shouted and then growled, sitting on the floor.
Nola glared at Trey.
Then Zee ran into the room and jumped up into the air, spinning around rapidly shouting "Yippee!" and then accidentally falling on her tummy. "Ow…"
"This is ridiculous…" muttered Nola, giving up hope and taking a seat at the table. "…Why is there confetti here?" she asked picking up three strands. She looked at them curiously and found out that they all had "SEBASTIAN IS GAY; NO QUESTIONS ASKED!" written on them, so as the strands said, she didn't ask any questions, completely forgetting the matter in an instant.
"What's your favorite Mario Bros power up, Jack?" asked Zee lifting her face up off the ground.
"My favorite or the one I think is best?"
"The best of course!" exclaimed Trey.
"Super Stars, they make you invincible! With everything else, you're vulnerable!" he said laughing.
"But, you can still fall off edges and that power rush makes you a little reckless!"
"All right then! If we settle which power up is best will you leave Jack and I alone?!" shouted Nola suddenly.
"Well… yeah, I guess. It doesn't really matter we were just kinda playing around, but-"
"Then it's settled!" Nola exclaimed, interrupting Zee and pointing into the air.
"What are you doing?" asked Jack.
"We're going to visit a friend of mine" said Nola, without turning her head and walking out into the backyard.
"Everyone follow the slutty lady!" shouted Trey, striking a Super Mario pose in mid-air, but then he got hit in the face by a rock and fell on his back.
"Only I can call myself that!" she shouted back.
Smash Mansion
Back yard
"The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round! 'Round and 'round! 'Round and 'round! The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round! All day lo~"
"Shut up, Quizy, you have visitors!" shouted Nola across the back yard as Quizy's voice projected itself from an unseen place.
"Visitors? Did you bring me some food~ Maybe~ Please~…" called Quizy from his spot.
"If you do good, I'll bring you some food" Nola promised.
"Awww" Quizy poked his head out of a small dog house that had a name plate saying DO NOT FEED THE QUIZYS. There was also a food and water bowl that both said Quizy on them. They were both empty and Quizy looked a little stressed and wanting.
"Now, let's get down to business" she said putting her hands on her hips.
"You're not going to make me beg for a doggy biscuit, are you?"
"I was just wondering exactly how different is the real Smash Bros and the Game Smash Bros?"
"Well, what do you want to know?" he asked with a glazed look in his eyes.
"What are the items? Are there New Super Mario Bros Wii power ups in it?"
"Well, NSMBW wasn't introduced until after Brawl, but yeah, we did eventually get some Mario Bros Power ups as items."
"Then let the brawl begin!" she shouted and suddenly turned around, running off, the others silently following her.
"Wait, aren't you gonna untie me?!?!" he shouted after her.
Smash Mansion
Final Destination
"Why are we moving so fast?!" shouted Zee, who was being shoved in the back by Nola.
"How come I'm still following you all?" questioned Jack, who was being violated by the mind of Nola.
"Did you really just trip me again!?" gasped Trey in disbelief on the ground after being kicked in the legs by Nola.
"Hurry up, the faster we get this done the better!" said Nola impatiently, being the unpredictable and loveable Nola.
They all stopped in the middle of the stage suddenly.
"Sit Quizy" commanded Nola who pulled a chain that tied around Quizy's neck at the end.
"Arf" barked Quizy indifferently, sitting down like a dog.
"We are going to figure out which power up is best so that we can get on with our lives! Trey will fight only with his penguin suit, Zee with her propeller suit, I with my Fire Flower, and Jack with his Super Star. Now, set up the match." Nola explained and then hurriedly untied Quizy.
"I think I'll sit this one out. This is way too much trouble for a make out session and I can see that I can't convince you to calm down, so good luck."
"I WILL get my make out session!" she thought.
Quizy happily stood up, free for once, and back flipped back into the sky and landed on a pokemon trainer-esque platform. He then proceeded to sit down normally and hold his palms up. A blue screen appeared and he took out a stylus and started muttering to himself. "Let's see… Propeller Hats… Special Brawl… Special Conditions… Number of Players… Characters… Stage… It's all set!" he exclaimed standing up. "Who all's playing?"
"Me!"
"I am!"
"Let's get this over with already!"
SPECIAL BRAWL
PLAYERS: 3
CONTESTANTS: NOLA HELINA, ZEE HIKARI TAIGA, TREY
ITEMS: NONE
RULES: ASSIGNED STAUS ONLY, 2 STOCK
TIME LIMIT: 7 MINUTES
ASSIGNED STAUSES: NOLA HELINA- FIRE FLOWER, ZEE HIKARI TAIGA- PROPELLER MUSHROOM, TREY- PENGUIN SUIT
READY?
THREE!
TWO??
ER, ONE AND A HALF!
SIXTEEN!?!?
NINTEY-NINE POINT TWO DIVIDED BY SEVEN TO THE FOURTH POWER!
GO!
…AND A HALF
Immediately, all three apprentices gained their assigned statuses. Nola grinned and began tossing fire balls, her clothes turned white and shiny black. Zee dodged them by twirling her propeller, she wore a pink propeller suit with an emblem of a Riolu on the sides of her helmet, however Trey, who was wearing a penguin suit with green arms and red feet, got hit by a fireball in order so that people thought of him less as a Gary Sue. "Really, I'm not a Gary Sue! Quit being so mean to me!" he shouted and then got pummeled by Zee who used the propeller to spin ground pound.
"It looks like Nola's letting loose a barrage of fire balls", narrated Quizy "and Zee's doing a good job dodging with her propeller suit, but it looks like Trey's having a little trouble getting the momentum to slide on his belly at attacking speed! Now Trey's countering with his ice balls, but the penguin suit can only supply three ice shots at a time!" Quizy looked like he was enjoying himself as well as Jack who was standing next to him.
"You can do it, baby!" he called out to Nola. She smiled and raised her eyebrows suggestively. Jack shot a suggestive look back as Nola started pummeling the kid apprentices with her fire blasts.
Suddenly, a super smash bros remix ring tone sounded. Quizy exclaimed "Oh!" and took out a Nintendo DSi. He pulled out the stylus and tapped a few buttons and Master Hand appeared on the screen.
"The first Smash Apprentice for today is currently arriving at Smash Mansion." buzzed the Nintendo DSi and then it closed by itself.
"Oh look at that, it's time already…" mumbled Quizy to himself. He stared at the sky for approximately three seconds then turned to Jack. "Would you mind fetching Ganondorf and take him to meet his new apprentice?" He didn't wait for an answer. He turned his head back to the fight and simply pushed Jack off the platform into the abyss.
"WHY YOUUUuuuu…!" shouted Jack as he disappeared out of sight.
Smash Mansion
Living Room
Jack landed on his back, hitting the couch with a thunderous thud. He sat up and the TV currently had the match on between Zee, Trey, and Nola. Evan, Shyan, Riolu, and Klonda were all watching as well.
"Hey, what's up?" asked Evan.
"You sure do seem to be talking to me a lot lately"
A tear swelled up in Evan's eye. "W-What are you t-talking about? I-I thought we w-were buddies! D-Don't you appreciate me?"
"Whoa, Evan. What's with the sudden drama outburst?"
"Just kidding!" he smiled with a happy face, but then got real serious. "But seriously, what are you talking about?"
Jack looked the other way. "It's… not important…"
"Tell me!" shouted Evan.
"I'M… PREGNANT!!! And the father is Crazy Hand!"
"This is some messed up crap" murmured the bump in the rug, appearing a short way from the scene.
Real World
Quizy's House
"Heehee, that'll get some attention for sure!" Quizy chuckled to himself, writing How to SMASH: on his laptop, sitting on the couch.
"What do you think you're doing?" asked a shadowy figure, appearing behind the couch out of the shadows.
"Jack?!" shouted Quizy, turning around dramatically.
"AND ME TOO, BUB" stated Crazy Hand in an unusually dark and scary voice.
"What are you guys doing here in the real world?!"
"Take care of him, Crazy Hand" muttered Jack.
"ON IT, BOSS" Crazy Hand then proceeded to beat the living snot out of Quizy while Jack took the computer.
Smash Mansion
Ganondorf's Room
"And that is why you do not question my authority…" stated Jack in an -as-a-matter-of-fact voice to Ganondorf who was sniveling in a pile of blood.
"Is that really necessary?" said Quizy.
"Now get out of here!!!" he shouted and Ganondorf screamed like a little girl and ran out of the room.
"Okay, that was a little much, Can I continue writing now?"
Jack handed the computer back to Quizy and he continued writing.
Smash Mansion
Front Yard
"Looks like today's the day" claimed a small, dark puffball to itself.
NEWCOMER:
DARK KIRBY JR.
The kirbys are coming! The kirbys are coming! Please welcome the third ball fighter in the history of Smash, Dark Kirby Jr. The most prominent part of his personality is that he hates love. Any cuddling will make him queasy and he will throw up if he is hugged. He is the younger brother of an extremely powerful being known as Dark Kirby. He is quite calm and much less violent; wouldn't even mind if you clasped him with a table. He is just like Kirby except pitch black, with small bat wings, a long fang running out of his mouth, and has no sense of humor. He has a fighting style similar to Kirby's and his introductory quote is "Hi, the name's Dark Kirby Jr., I'd rather not talk about my brother."
Ganondorf glared at his apprentice. "A Kirby?! I expect an extremely powerful apprentice and I get a Kirby?! This is an insult! A disgrace! A rude remark to all of Gerudo kind!" he ranted.
"I'm standing right here, you know?" remarked Dark Kirby Jr. calmly.
"I know alright" glared the Gerudo King.
"You want me to prove my skills?"
"Go for it"
Dark Kirby Jr. showed off some melee attacks and followed up with some special moves. He began inhaling air (B Neutral), Hit the ground with a mace (B Side), Transformed into a purple ghost and flew up into the air (B Up), however they all left him panting uncontrollably after using them. He sat down and looked up, panting still.
"Well, I see you're not completely useless, time to show you around the mansion, my new apprentice." said Ganondorf gettin' a beat in his step!
POW!
"Ouch!" screeched Ganondorf.
Dark Kirby Jr. tossed the baseball bat he held behind him. He narrowed his eyes and whispered to the audience "If anyone asks, it was a piece of bird poop, REALLY BIG bird poop,… made out of wood."
Smash Mansion
Living Room
Trey was in a corner, twiddling his fingers and sniffling. "W-Why is everyone suddenly being so mean to me? What the heck is a Gary Sue?" he sniffed.
Dark came and poked Trey in the chest. "Quit crying, at least you have fingers. Do you know how hard it was for me to get here when I don't even have any fingers?"
Trey was startled at Dark's appearance and as if by magic, everyone suddenly stopped being mean to Trey because they had all proved the he is not a Gary Sue.
"Well, what's going on over here?" said Dark, walking over to the TV to watch the match between Zee and Nola with his hands behind his back. He looked up at the screen curiously. At this point, Klonda, Evan, Shyan, and Riolu had all scattered throughout the mansion.
"Currently, two other apprentices are in a battle. They'll appear here when they've finished." explained Trey.
Then, Jack walked into the room and saw Ganondorf. He glared at him, but Ganondorf didn't really care.
"Come on, apprentice. I'm going to tell you about your new training program." called Ganondorf, motioning to Dark with his hand.
He just put up his arm stub, not taking his eyes off the TV. "I want to meet the winner of this match" he said emotionlessly.
Finally, as if on queue, Nola shot a triple fireball beam at Zee, causing her to take damage and lose her balance. Nola took advantage of the moment and kicked her off stage.
GAME!
THIS GAME'S WINNER IS… NOLA!!!
The screen showed a nature scene. There was a mountain in the background, clouds in the sky, a puddle in the foreground on the left with a small tree on the right, a tall, jagged rock in the middle, and in front of everything, there was a golden platform. Nola stood sticking her leg out in front of her, her hands on her hips, and smiled with lowered eyes at the audience, standing on the gold platform. Zee stood on the rock behind her, clapping happily.
Then, they appeared in the living room as well as Quizy.
"Well done ladies! …And Trey too…" congratulated Quizy.
Trey got an overjoyed look on his face, putting is hands together, and being incredibly overdramatic.
"Thanks, Quizy-San" thanked Zee.
"Oh ho ho, she called me san!" giggled Quizy in his thoughts.
"Come one! I wanna go again! That was so much fun! Who wants to fight me?" shouted Nola, jumping up and down recklessly.
"But Nola, what about-"
"Shut it, Jack. I'm busy!" Nola interrupter Jack.
"I want to fight you" stepped up Dark Kirby Junior, narrowing his eyes and brandishing his fang.
"Great! Come on! Let's go! I'm ready! What are you waiting for?!" screeched Nola.
"Not now, nitwit. My master wants to speak to me as his student. Later, when I'm done" denied Dark.
"Awww…" sighed Nola, disappointed.
"Hmph, I got a good apprentice after all." thought Ganondorf and without speaking he left with Dark.
"What's his problem?" asked Zee.
"I don't know, but he's cool" said Trey and then he left.
"So did you find out which power up was the best?" asked Jack hopefully.
"Yup" they both said in unison.
"What is it?"
"Penguin Suits" they confirmed.
"…What?"
Preview of Next Time!
"Hi there! My name's Ala-Gold, and personally I prefer the air, so I'm voting for propeller hats!!" shouted the Yellow Toad, jumping up and down in the booths.
"Bucken-Berry. That's my name. I really don't care for power ups. I prefer my Yoshis. I think they're more reliable!" nodded the Blue Toad.
"I don't care what you think!" shouted Ala-Gold, throwing a poison mushroom at Bucken-Berry causing him to flip up into the air and "die".
Yes, wonderful little segment wasn't that? Trey was picked for a good chunk of the story because approximately two people called him a Gary Sue. The "strongest fighter" thing I was planning on addressing later. I was planning on making his dimension entirely inhabited by vegetables or something, therefore making him the strongest, but whatever. I didn't really like the results screen's design so I made a new one, and you know me and my hippy imagination... Also, the war is not over. The entire "part" will be dedicated to people fighting it out over the best Mario power up. Wasn't really sure what to do with the Dark Kirby Jr. introduction scene, so the answer was nothing! Seeing as he has no sense of humor and isn't violent, a just made him a mini-meta knight. Cold and Cocky. (Except for the part where he whacks Ganon with a bat) The part where he talks about the bat being bird poop was inspired by a couple days ago when I got pooped on by a bird. It was really heavy for some reason and was colored like wood... And finnaly, Ala-Gold and Bucken-Berry are the official nick names for the yellow and blue toads on NSMBW made up by the game's designers apparently.
P.S. Sometimes, I'll update the rules for entry part for those who didn't notice. So go ahead and check up there.