What is up, people who are looking for a decent RWBY story, I am back with chapter tres of RWBYS (No, not that one).

In this chapter, less action, same amount of story, more humor.


The police seemed shocked to see a unconscious Scythle without her Scythleg being dragged by Ruby Rose to the interrogation room. Or maybe they were shocked that Ruby was alone. It wouldn't surprise her, she spends most of her time with her team, trying to bond with them, mend any rough bonds between them all.

Now she was seen without them.

It would be rare to see her without them after she got into Beacon, unless they abandon her, for a reason they won't say. She never did understand why they didn't like Penny, she was nice, a little socially awkward, but Ruby was too. Why would they except her and not Penny?

Ruby dragged her counterpart through the big metal door that led to the room she needed, inside she found that Goodwitch was already there, an absent Ozpin. This surprised her, normally where ever on went so did the other, they're rarely seen without the other, whether the other was around the corner or not.

Made her wonder how the went to the bathroom.

"Where's your team?" Glynda asked as Ruby put Scythle into the chair behind the table.

"They're outside, in the car... Unconscious." Ruby told her.

"Should we wake them?" Glynda said as Ruby locked Scythle in the cuffs connected to the table.

"If you want to wake Yang and interrupt Weiss' sleep, be my guest." Ruby told her. Glynda was smart, she knew what a person should and shouldn't do to the members of team RWBY.

Interrupting Weiss and Yang's sleep was one of them.

"Besides, there's just barely enough room for the three of us." Ruby said.

"So how are we to wake up the criminal?" Glynda asked.

"Aren't you supposed to ANSWER questions?" Ruby joked.

Glynda just scowled at her.

"Well, I was thinking of perhaps a bit of magic could wake her." Ruby said.

"You think I have some sort of spell to wake people up?" Glynda asked.

"Am I wrong?" Ruby asked.

"*Sigh* Give me a moment." The professor sighed as she preformed a hand gesture, her gliph appearing, and releasing a purple energy that went into the purple cloaked girl.

Nothing happened.

"Uh, should she be waking up?" Ruby asked.

Glynda put her finger on Scythle's neck to make sure she was alive, she had a pulse, she was breathing.

Was she faking?

Glynda quickly slapped the criminal across the face.

"Ow," The purple girl responded. "Did You Just Hit Me? Do It Again Please, It Felt Amazing."

Glynda did just that.

"Oh Yeah, That Feels Good. I've Been Trying To Get That Gum Out For Ages." Scythle sighed in what sounded like bliss.

"All right kid, we need you to answer a few questions." Glynda told her.

"C. 87. Adolf Hitler. The Twin Towers. Japan. Blitzkrieg. No Solution. D. Romeo And Juliet. -3." Scythle said.

"This is serious." Glynda said.

"Well Duh, Why Else Would I Be Taking An Exit Exam." Scythle stated.

"Exit- I don't want to know." Glynda stated. "Firstly: Who are you?"

"Who Am I? I'm Scythle Diefull, The Murk With The Mouth, The Purple Bloodstain, Ultimate Weapon, Crackious Skullious. Get Out Of My Store, Though That Last One Isn't A Name." Scythle rambled.

"No, your REAL name, Scythle." Goodwitch said with rage.

"You Just Used It." Scythle responded.

"Do I have to make you talk?" Glynda asked.

"Bring It." Scythle said as she raised her arms, being yanked by the handcuffs. When she looked at them for a minute she said "Handcuffs? On Our First Date?"

Glynda was mad.

"Remind me again why we can't just kill her." she growled.

"Because you're still on probation for blowing up all those cars that one guy kept pulling out of open traffic." Ruby responded. And they thought she was property damage.

"Oh Yeah, I Beat Your Record." Scythle stated. "Can We Rap This Up, I Got Dinner At Eight."

"They'll praise me for killing this lunatic." Glynda stated.

"Just let me try talking to her." Ruby said. "If my theory is correct, she'll listen."

"Fine." Glynda said as she moved towards the corner.

Ruby then turned her attention to what she felt was her sister.

"Hello." Ruby began softly. "Don't mind Goodwitch, she's always like that."

"Tell Me About It." Scythle said. "Do You Know How Crabby She Was When I Figured Out Her Phone Number For The Fifth Time Because She Kept Posting It On Her Blog?"

"I can imaging." Ruby stated. "Tell me, do you know who I am?"

Scythle stared at Ruby up and down for a minute or so.

"... Oh God." Scythle muttered.

"Yes?"

"You Can't Be."

"Yes."

"You're..."

"Yes!"

"... A Fan."

"YESNo!" Ruby said as she put her head in her hands.

"Why Else Would You Steal My Look?" Scythle asked.

"I didn't steal anything. If anything you stole mine." Ruby answered.

"I Steal Money, Guns, Weapons, Motorcycles And Helicopters, I Don't Take Looks." Scythle said. "Except For All The Looks I Get When I'm Walking Down The Street With My Sandals On."

"How would you get looks from that?" Glynda asked.

"JUST My Sandals." Scythle said with a sly grin.

Glynda and Ruby turned red like Christmas lights.

"Do you always break the law without hesitation?" Ruby asked.

"If A Sexy Body Like This Is Wrong, I Don't Want To Be Right." Scythle said.

"Whatever, look my name is Ruby Rose. Does that name ring any bells?" Ruby asked.

*Bo-Ding!*

"Where'd you get a bell." Ruby said as she tried to regain balance.

"I Steal A Lot Of Stuff." Scythle said.

"Let's try this again." Ruby said as she pulled herself up in front of the table. "Have you ever heard of a family named Rose?"

"Rose, Rose Rose Rose Rose Rose Rose." Scythle kept repeating. "I Heard About A Huntress Named Rose, Why Do You Asked."

"Did you ever know her personally?" Ruby asked.

"No." Scythle asked.

"Really?" Ruby questioned. "Cause you bare an awful lot of resemblance to her. The eyes, the face."

"If You're Accusing Me Of Lying, I Never Lie, Except When I Do." Scythle said.

"Well then, how good of a relationship do you have with your parents?" Ruby asked.

"Wouldn't Know, Never Had Any." Scythle stated.

"So, what happened to them?" Ruby asked.

"Well, My Memory Is A Little Hazy But I'm Pretty Sure They Died." Scythle said.

"How?" Ruby asked.

"I Pretty Sure A Bunch Of Grimm Attacked Our House." The Criminal said.

'Just like what happened to my house.' Ruby thought. "How many Grimm where there?"

"I Don't Quite Remember, Dozens Of Ursas, Whole Flocks Of Nevermores, Packs Of Beowolves. Too Many." Scythle said.

'Two things the same.' "How'd you make it out in tack?" Ruby asked.

"Ever Wonder Why I Have A Scythleg?" Scythle asked.

"The cut wasn't done by Grimm, looks more like a machete did it." Ruby said.

"Well, When The Grimm Attacked The House, Mommy Told Me To Run And Hide In The Bushes A Few Miles Away. By The Time I Got Back, The Place Was Destroyed." Scythle said. "When I Found Mommy, She Was Laying On The Floor Coated In Blood, But I Didn't Know She Was Dead Till A Few Hours Later. After Which I Began Looking For Some Spare Weapons In Order To Defend Myself."

"What did your mother look like?" Ruby asked.

"Black Hair, Dressed For Winter Like Weathers, It Was Really Cold Where We Lived, And Had A White Cloak." Scythle said.

"Mhm, what would you say if I were to tell you that you just summed up one of the most traumatizing events in my child hood?" Ruby asked.

"Wh-How Would You Have Lived Through That?" Scythle asked. "You-Wait."

Scythle took close inspections of Ruby, squinting her eyes and turning her head to the side.

"It Can't Be." Scythle muttered. "You Can't Be, But Then Again I Never Found The Body, But She-She Can't Be."

Ruby took hold of Scythle's restrained hands and look strait at her, the two could see how similar they looked. Same eyes, same face.

Same blood.

"Hello, Miss. Rose." Ruby told her. "It's been far too long."

"You're joking, right?" Glynda asked.

"The death of her mother greatly matches mine." Ruby said.

"So? How can we know for certain that you two are related?" Glynda asked.

"DNA Test." Scythle said.

"For all we know you've made your blood explosive." Glynda stated.

"You have great trust disabilities Glynda." Ruby said.

"That's normal with psychopaths." Glynda responded.

"Well, the test is still worth a shot." Ruby said.

"No, that's final." Glynda said.

"What's the matter, scare to be proven wrong?" Ruby asked.

"I'm not scared of any thing." Glynda said. "And I'm not wrong."

"Then you wouldn't mind preforming the DNA test?" Ruby stated. "Our Aura's will protect us from any kind of threat the blood could hold."

"... Fine." Glynda said as she pulled out two needles. "But when you're proven wrong we're throwing Scythle into deep space."

Ruby rolled up her sleeve and allowed Glynda to take a sample of her blood. The professor then turned her attention to the criminal. Expecting a bit of a tussle as the fast runner quickly moved her arm out of the way and tried to avoid the needle just to spike Glynda. Instead, Scythle complied and showed her her wrist.

This spiked Goodwitch even more.

After taken Sythle's DNA sample, she pulled out her scroll and set it to DNA Matcher. She then inserted the needles into the slot on top of the device.

"And now, to put this nonsense to an end." Glynda said as the device began scanning the blood samples.

DNA Match: Positive.

Glynda was having the worst day.

"Told you." Ruby said.

"Well... It, doesn't excuse the crimes she's committed over the years." Glynda stated.

"If You were Alone On The Streets And Had Nowhere To Go, You Would Do The Same." Scythle said.

"She still needs to go to prison Ruby." Glynda said.

"But she'll be sentenced to death." Ruby said.

"All the more reason." Glynda hissed.

"Can't We Do Something Else? You Guys Like Letting Luck Decide, How About We Flip A Coin?" Scythe asked.

"I'll go tell the commanding officer to prepare a new high security cell." Glynda said before she turned to the door.

"Hold one Glynda." Ruby said as she grabbed her wrist. "What if we tried to rehabilitate her?"

"Rehabilitate? Scythle Dieful?" Glynda asked.

"Yes, maybe if we put her beside me and my team, our good nature would rub off on her." Ruby said.

"Yang set fire to the library last week." Glynda pointed out.

"Maybe My, Weiss and Blake's good nature would rub off on her." Ruby corrected.

"I already have to deal with Xiao Long, I don't need other maniac." Glynda said.

"Come on Glynda, think of the publicity Beacon would gain." Ruby said. "I can see the headlines now, 'Beacon Academy, School Rehabilitates Greatest Criminal.'"

This tickled Glynda's fancy, it would help the school gain a better reputation. People would look over the fact that the most questionable people were picked to teach at this school. They'd probably forget all about all the property damage Glynda had committed, she wouldn't be hearing about The Atlantic Incident anymore. And all the lives lost in the Emerald Forest...

"I'll talk to Professor Ozpin about it. In the meantime though, she's staying locked up." Glynda said.

"You won't regret this Prof. Goodwitch." Ruby assured her.

"That's what they all say." Glynda said as she walked out of the room.

"Did you hear that Scythle? There's a chance that you could be on my team." Ruby squealed.

"Huh, 'A Chance'. With All The Rushed Decisions Ozpin Makes, I'm Getting In." Scythle said.

"Let's hope you're right." Ruby said.


"Let Scythle Dieful into Beacon Academy?" Ozpin asked over the scroll to Glynda. "Maybe making Ruby leader was a mistake after all."

"I'm not any more fond of the request than you are, sir." Glynda said. "Less so because I need to deal with the students while you just drink coffee all day."

"You know there's more to my job than that." Ozpin said. "Sometimes I need to refill the machine."

"But Ruby does make a good point when she says that rehabilitating Scythle would help Beacons reputation." Glynda told him.

"True, but bringing someone like her here would be suicide. Why don't we let Cinder teach here while we're at it?" Ozpin responded.

"Sir, we both know that the paparazzi have been giving us bad names lately. If all this keeps up Beacon could get shut down." Glynda said. "If we are successful, it would make it so that Beacon would be the most well known Academy on Remanent. It may even help with the shortage of students we've been having."

Ozpin was quite for a moment, on one hand if they let Scythle in, she could tare Beacon apart form the inside out, kill all of the students and faculty members. Or even try to turn Beacon into some Academy where she kidnaps children and trains them to be agents of chaos. On the other, they have been having a great shortage of students, all the stories have made it seem as if Beacon was a death camp. They change Scythle, people forget that.

It's a great debate, during which Ozpin glanced over at his desk and saw the old newspaper he was reading over.

Beacon kills Hunters in training.

"We'll let Scythle in, but she's got one chance. She messes up, we send Scythle to prison." Ozpin answered.

"I'll let Ruby know about this." Glynda said. "I really hope this is a good decision."

"So do I." Ozpin said. On that note he hung up.

This was going to be a long year indeed.


And that is the end of chapter three. I want to write something here but I can't think of anything.