I really, really think I came up very, very, very, VERY short on this one… Sorry, tokiya

Title: Counseling

Pairing: Kanda and Female!Allen

Warnings: Swearing, some relatively mild OOC-ness

Song Recommendation: Hikari Sasuhou

-----My-Name-Is-The-Line-----

Allena "Allen" Walker is a nice, quiet, attractive and shy girl. She is known as the angel of Black Order High, an honor student, volunteer for most activities, including the one she happened to be doing now. Counseling.

She would gladly help anyone in need with her sincere smile, kind words and understanding personality. She had an infinite amount of calm and patience.

"GOD DAMN IT! LISTEN TOO ME, YUU!"

…Looks like infinity isn't much.

Allen was seething; her long, braided white hair, once in a smooth and orderly, was now unraveling and slightly mused. Her dark silver eyes glared at the teenaged boy who leaned back in the chair in which he sat, earphones on and music turned up high as he idly read the book in his hands. His eyes looked up from the book, a bored look on his face as he yawned a somewhat bored, "Don't call me that."

Allen almost screamed in frustration. Good thing no one could see her at the moment, or hear her angry screams. She supposed Komui had, for a good reason indeed, made sure that every one of Kanda's councilors had used that sound proof room when talking to, er, screaming at, the teen.

Kanda's eyes returned to the book, making Allen even angrier. No one had ever made her lose it THIS badly, never, not even her teacher/guardian, Cross Marian. But Kanda just said a few words and he already was on her People-I-wish-would-drop-dead-and-go-to-hell-NOW list, which had, until six months ago, been only occupied by Cross.

Allen huffed and stalked up to the apathetic teen, snatching his book and looking at the title. She gaped at it for a few moments, staring incredulously at it as Kanda blinked at his now empty hands. Allen's face flushed a deep red before she threw the book with all of the strength of her left arm, which was quite a lot. There was now a book shaped hole in the wall, to match many of the other holes in different shapes, ranging from lamps to chairs to writing utensils, even a Komuirin shaped hole was up there!

Allen turned back around to see with satisfaction that the Japanese boy was now paying attention to her. Kanda closed his eyes and turned to volume to the max. Never mind.

"GAH! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!"

"A chair is to your left."

"What!?"

"You're deaf now too? That's new."

"What the hell is your problem!?"

"At the moment, your incessant screeching."

"Stop being such an ass!"

"Personality defect."

Allen let out another scream of pure fury as she paced around the room, on a mission to find her happy place and remain calm.

Mission failed.

"GOD DAMN IT! YOU ARE SUCH A SELFISH PRICK! I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN LIVE WITH YOURSELF, GOD DAMN ALL ICE CUBES WITH HUGE ASS EGOS AND LONG HAIR THAT DARE TO LOOK MIND MELTINGLY HOT AND TOTAL LACK OF EMOTIONS AND-"

Kanda was rolling his eyes when Allen reached the 'Mind meltingly hot' part. He stared at her, turning off his ipod, until she slowed her tirade down to a seething halt in front of the Japanese. After a few moments, on of her eyebrows rose at Kanda's stare. "What?"

"You called me hot."

"What!?!? I so did not!"

"…Quote, '-I don't know how you can live with yourself, god damn all ice cubes with huge ass egos and long hair that dare to look mind meltingly hot-' Unquote." Silence filled the sound proofed room as Allen blushed a vivid color that would make Rabi's hair jealous. Allen opened her mouth to speak, only to release an indignant squeak as she was suddenly pulled down onto the older teen's lap. Her words would have probably been incoherent anyway.

"W-what are you doing, you-"

She was immediately silenced when she felt a pair of lips on hers. Soft… She thought vaguely, unconsciously responding to Kanda's kiss. When he pulled back, se flushed an even deeper color. Kanda smirked down at her with gray blue eyes.

"Happy?"

Allen was too dazed to answer. Kanda sighed as the bell rung, signaling school was over.

"Oi, Beansprout. I'd like to leave one of these days."

Allen blinked before she practically leapt off Kanda's lap, inwardly cursing Kanda as he gathered his things. As he walked out, she didn't realize she was staring at his ass until he halfway out the door, sending a smirk in her direction.

"Like what you see?"

He closed the door just in time as the chair was thrown.

-----I-Like-To-Rhyme-----

…I think I failed on this… But we shall see!