The Star-crossed Hilarity
By: Bushra Khan
Disclaimer: Not complete copyright of Steph, I don't own Smexy Edward or sweet Jacob happy?
2. Unappetizing
"You 're inviting the Quilette and Bella to a formal human dinner?" Edward's bronze brow raised and Alice beamed at him in response. An awkward silence followed.
"You're an idiot." He concluded as he slipped into his dressing room to block her non virgin eyes as he changed out of the wig and dress. If he changed quickly enough, nobody would notice it was him playing the part.
"Hey! We all know you're gay for the adolescent! It shows!" she spoke defiantly, he chocked loudly on air.
So that was the bet! Of course he would have ripped their heads off and burn them if he had come to know earlier.
"Alice…If you want to keep that pretty little smile of yours, I suggest you leave now." He suggested. Already she was gone. With her disappearance came many other thoughts. The dominant were lust, admiration, and eagerness. He breathed an aggravated sigh and escaped the back window.
He would still have to attend this charade with the slightest interest of getting to see Jacob Black-and already he was using the boy's full name…
"Dinner?" Bella's jaw dropped, her doe like eyes in disbelief. The Quilette at her same height feigned an obvious expression.
"Maybe Bella can go but I am forbidden to enter the Cullen house." He rolled his dark set eyes. Bella automatically wore a guilty expression.
"I'll call up Charlie, he won't tattle." She promised.
"Nah, I'm fine." He began to walk away, in truth he did want to see Edward Cullen but things would go weirdly if he came anyway.
"Come on Black, we'd enjoy an unwelcome guest." A smooth voice prompted.
"Edward!"
He whirled around to find Edward Cullen without the hair extensions and dress. He was going to miss that, only evidence he was straight anymore-he had the excuse that he didn't know it was a male.
Now there were no words, like when he had come on stage, was it possible that he was more beautiful than before?
His face burned in realization, Bella had the worry crease between her brows with a slightly irritated expression.
"Who's asking?" His smirk over his perfect teeth widened.
"Just call him Jake," Alice said monotonously, not in the mood.
She tossed her cell which eh grabbed before it hit his face.
He dialed slowly to rile the already glaring Alice and Bella.
"Dad?"
"Yeah we went?-Horrible actors mnhmn, one of her friends invited us over for dinner can we go?"
There was a long silence as the muted ancient voice spoke.
"Yeah..I ya at Nine." He snapped it closed with minimal force.
"Stay away from the Cullens my ass" he muttered, except the vampires could hear.
"I guess I'm coming now, let's go." He said quickly. Storming away, Bella followed behind with a strange look on her face.
"'Make sure you don't run in with the Cullens.'" Edward informed Alice in a low attractive voice, keeping his monotone expression.
She raised her perfect brows in disbelief and shrugged. Jacob Black's thoughts revolved around the Romeo Juliet play, trying not to dwell on who played the Juliet. Edward hid his smirk and it disappeared as Emmett came by with sour looking Jasper. Then Jasper brightened and Emmett looked like a puckered lemon. They came by us, Jasper with gloating glee on his face like he won the lottery.
"899$ that he didn't make a move pay up." Jasper whispered. I wore Emmett's sour expression as Alice walked to the foyer to retrieve her Porsche that they attended in the back. Jasper disappeared like a breeze with Alice and he looked straight at Emmett, Jacob and Bella out of hearing range.
"I hate you for putting it on me that I'm gay, which even I don't know." Edward said in a fake surprised tone at the exclamation.
"And hate even more that I'd do more indecent things with this stranger wolf boy." He brought out sarcastically. Emmett was rigid. When Edward was in a rage, strength didn't compare as much too simply keep him off.
"My point." He growled, and disappeared like Jasper with the wind.
The Ostentatious car pulled up and within an instant, the humans marveled over the car
"A 911 Turbo engine…" he was stunned beyond belief due to Jasper's humorous expression. His mind's thoughts were incoherent over the shocking appearance of the yellow sports car.
Alice's deep gold eyes rolled and they all entered the car regardless. Edward whirled around in another direction.
"Where are you going?" Emmett yelled, startling a three year old very far away.
"I'm driving." He lied smoothly. He disappeared and ran wildly in the forests behind the school , taking off like a bullet. Only the werewolf was aware and turned his attention away.
' It's unappetizing to be in a car with a puppy. '
Edward laughed to himself, exhilarated by running.
A/N: Sorry guys! I was typing chapter four without realizing it!