Hell vs. Heaven part one
Max's POV
The doors swung open as a huge gust of wind that forced us to smash into the wall, I heard screams and saw a slender man in a suit and hat. He had no face but only a skull and was hovering above the ground. He looked at us and sped towards us with the force of a freight train and smashed into fang and Iggy with a huge explosion then there was only a hole in the cathedral wall. He slowly moved back to the middle of the aisle, and then before I could register it a huge wall of water smashed into the cathedral destroying everything except him. It was metres away from me as I flapped and narrowly missed it but Nudge, Gazzy and Angel were too late and they disappeared. Then even though he had no eye balls I could tell he was staring at me.
"So you must be Maximum Ride."
"Yes I am."
"First I must tell you that, you have a weird name!"
"What the hell?"
"Well Maximum Ride is just a weird name!"
"Well what's your name?"
"My name is Skulduggery Pleasant!"
"Well that is an even weirder name."
"Well maybe, but my names cool"
"No mine's cooler!"
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"Okay we're going nowhere!"
"Let's get back to me killing you."
"Deal!"
I swooped at him and he dodged out of the way and brought out his gun. I hate guns. Every one who has pulled out a gun on me is dead.
"I hate guns, time to die!"
"Technically I am already dead, so yer..."
"Well I'll make you die again!"
"I'm currently dead so you can't kill me!"
"Well I'll injure you alot!"
"You can't hurt a skeleton."
"Well then I'll beat you up!"
"Yer... still not gonna happen."
"Man your annoying!"
"Well thank you."
"Man you are weird."
"I know." I couldn't tell but I was sure that he was giving me a smile.
"I'm going to knock that smug smile off your ugly face!"
"Number one how do you know that I'm smiling and two or do you know that I'm ugly? I mean how do you compare me? I'm to only one of my kind, so I'm really the hottest skeleton in the world!"
"You are really weird."
"Well I was sent to a place filled by invincible Gods that can torture you beyond belief and if you look at them you become all psycho. I looked at one every day for 11 months! But I have been told that it made no difference at all!"
"WTF!"