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I had to use Google translate for this chapter =3 Look at the bottom of the chapter for translations!

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Okay, here's chapter 3!

Soul Swap

Chapter 3

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Roy's POV XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

(1) "Où suis-je?! Ce que vous faites tous ici?" Edward exclaimed and Alphonse stopped hugging his brother.

"What did you just say chief?" Havoc asked and I looked at him and he still seemed extremely frightened. This wasn't making any sense at all.

(2) "Pourquoi êtes-vous tous ici? Je ne suis pas censé être ici à Amestris! Wait- I'm sorry! I was speaking French wasn't I?" He replied and looked like he was......sulking?

"What's French?" I asked and he looked up at me.

"It's a country I was born in. My name is Tamaki Suoh, not Edward Elric!" What the hell was going on here?!

"But Brother, you were born in Resembool! There isn't a country called France here!" Alphonse pleaded. He was starting to sound desperate.

"Why did this happen after I fell on that mat.......oh my gosh! That mat had a transmutation circle on it!" Edward yelled and I covered my ears. He was getting louder than usual.

"You were standing up the entire time Edward." I groaned, "You never fell until......that red energy came out of you...." That might have been what happened but what the happened between that time?

"No, I was with my friends when I slipped and fell on a mat that I think had a human transmutation circle on it! Then I woke up at the gate!"

"What the hell were you thinking if you had a human transmutation circle on the floor anyways?!" I yelled and Edward shrunk back and gave me a look as if he was in pure terror.

"But, alchemy doesn't exist in my world. It's only circles and designs. We had them up for display when I accidentally fell on one! Please don't send me to jail! I won't survive in prison!!!!!" I could certainly tell that this was not Fullmetal. Wait, did he say that he was from a different world?!

"Well, um, Tamaki..... we just don't understand what's going on right now. If you're in Fullmetal's body, then we don't know where Fullmetal is." I said calmly and I saw his head jerk up and he pulled off his right glove and paled.

"I have automail?!?" He yelled and again, I covered my ears.

"Well, if you're in Edward Elric's body, then yes. You would have automail." Hawkeye said and....Tamaki.... continued to freak out. It seems that there will be a person that is harder to handle than Fullmetal, and that kid is in Fullmetal's body!

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Haruhi's POV XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

What?!

Edward Elric is now in Sempai's body?! How the hell is that possible?! Edward Elric is a fictional character from an overly-popular anime. How could he actually be here, in Tamaki-Sempai's body?! Well, it could explain the lights.....

"So, where are we exactly? That Tamaki guy didn't seem like he was from Amestris." Edward said while he looked around. The others weren't in their costumes anymore and Tam.......Edward was on the floor still.

"We are currently located in Ouran High School in Japan. Japan is our home country here in our world. Well, except for Tamaki." Kyouya sempai said without looking up from his black book which he was scribbling furiously in.

"A high school?" Edward asked and we nodded while he groaned and fell backwards.

"Crap, that means that I'm going to end up stuck here until I get back to normal and act like that idiot." He groaned and Kyouya sempai smirked.

"You really are a prodigy." Kyouya sempai chucked. Chuckled. That was something that was extremely rare and hardly ever heard.

"So, what I would like to know is who all of you are and how the hell you know about me." Edward said. I need to remember that this is........ Edward Elric. Not Tamaki-Sempai. It should be easy since Edward curses a lot more and acts completely opposite of Tamaki sempai.

"My name is Haruhi Fujioka."

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Ed's POV XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

"My name is Haruhi Fujioka." The brown haired boy said and I nodded in reply. I looked next to the tall black haired man.

"His name is Takashi, but you can call him Mori!" The little kid said happily, "I'm Hunny! Would you like some cake?!"

"Umm, no thanks. Not right now." I chuckled awkwardly and he just skipped off towards one of the tables and proceeded to eat a piece of cake. A little strange that a little kid is in high school, but I shrugged it off.

"I'm Hikaru"

"and I'm Kaoru." The orange haired twins said and leaned up against each other. I nodded but I already knew that I wouldn't be able to tell them apart.

"My name is Kyouya Ootori. Since Tamaki is not with us right now, I guess that would mean that I am in charge." I looked around and I saw everyone shudder. What was wrong? Kyouya seemed perfectly fine! At least he wasn't like Mustang.....

"Now Mr. Elric, since you are now trapped in Tamaki Souh's body, which means that you will have to be able to match his personality so no one expects anything out of the ordinary happened here. I have hear Tamaki's ramblings about how you act so I already know that we may have to teach you a lot on how to act like the 'king' of the host club." Kyouya casually said while writing in a small black notebook. Wait a minute, what's a host club? "You're probably wondering what a host club is." Damn, he's good. "The host club entertains young ladies that come in and we treat them as if they were royalty. Nothing is too much for our guests as long as it still brings in profits." I think I found an identical Mustang here. I just get all the luck, don't I?!

"So, you just entertain girls." I asked and they all nodded.

"You know, we've read the books and Edward doesn't seem to be host club material..." Hikaru...or was it Kaoru... said and I felt my face go red.

"What do you mean books?!" I yelled and Haruhi grabbed a book off of one of the nearby tables and handed to me and my face paled. Al and I were on the cover. I flipped through and saw thousands of illustrated pages of events that I could recall directly from my memory.

"In this world, you are known as a fictional character." Kyouya stated, "Alchemy doesn't exist here, although Tamaki's accident might count as alchemy."

'Wait, he was in an accident?" I asked and the twins and Hunny nodded.

"He slipped ad fell on the mat there!" Hunny said before taking another bite of the strawberry cake. I turned around and my face paled. I never thought I would see that transmutation circle again.

"Why do you have this on the floor?" I asked meekly.

"Like Kyouya sempai said, alchemy doesn't exist here. It's basically decorations and we were dressing up in the theme of your world. Tamaki sempai went overboard though." Haruhi said thoughtfully. He fell on the human transmutation circle, and he swapped with me....... was that when I was doing the transmutation in Mustang's office?! Maybe it happened and it set off something in the gate that caused us both to go there and we accidentally switched...

"You know, you'll have to be trained to act like a perfect gentleman and to act like Tamaki by this Saturday." Kyouya said while still writing in his little notebook. Was he writing in code as well? I was getting a bad feeling about this...

"Why?" I hesitantly asked and I was answered with a smirk. A damn smirk.

"The Ouran Host Club ball. Where you are the one in charge and have to give a speech in front of hundreds of people."

Shit.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Tamaki's POV XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

How can this be?! I was talking with mommy and my precious Haruhi and now I'm in Amestris! I'm Edward Elric even! Mommy would never believe me if I called him to inform him of my whereabouts! Those doppelgangers would probably laugh at me as well! Wait......THEY BETTER STAY AWAY FROM HARUHI!!!!

"Your name is Tamaki.....right?" A quiet hollow voice asked. I looked up to see Alphonse Elric looking down at me. I nodded, still in a daze and I heard him sigh. Wait, can he sigh I he's only a suit of armor? Wait............. HE'S JUST A SUIT OF ARMOR!!!!!!

"I think the kid is losing it again..." Havoc said but I didn't care! This must be one of my dreams again! But...... I was missing limbs. I had automail, and the throbbing in my head feels real, so.......isn't this reality?

"Tamaki, do you know what happened to my brother?" Alphonse asked and I started to calm down and think. I saw him...... at the gate!

"Well, when we were at the gate....... he was pulled in the opposite direction of me." I replied and Colonel Mustang looked like he was thinking.

"So Edward is most likely in your world then?" I nodded and they seemed to go into thought.

"Don't worry! My friends are there so he doesn't get himself into trouble!" I added with haste. "Kyouya will most likely take care of the situation! Except for if those devilish twins get n the way...."

"Who's Kyouya?" Havoc asked.

"And what about twins?" Breda asked as well. I would enlighten them all with my story of the host club and of my friends (and twins) and of my precious Haruhi!

"Well, I am enrolled in Ouran high school where I'm in charge of something called the host club...."

A/N: 1. Where am I?! What are you all doing here?

2. Why are you all here? I'm not supposed to be here in Amestris!

Sorry guys! This is where it ends! Sorry it took so long, but Haruhi's part stumped me! I didn't know what to do with Haruhi's point of view that I had to stop! So, I stopped and worked on my other fics! So, please review! Thanks guys!