Ooh Link's in for it! Even I am curious to know what happens to Link and Zelda's relationship! And what'll Marth do to Link when he finds out it was him who sabotaged his date? Ok I'll be quiet now, enjoy!


Link did not have a good sleep that night. He tossed and turned in his bed until he could take it no more. Sitting up in bed, he slipped back on his shirt and grabbed his belt strap and sword before slipping out into the hallway. Slowly and gently closing the door, he looked both ways to make sure the coast was clear until he walked down the hallway to go to the practice room.

Zelda's POV

It was the middle of the night and Zelda had great difficulty trying to fall asleep. She was so angry at Link for sabotaging her date, but she was also a little guilty for she felt like she had been too harsh on him. "Maybe I wouldn't be so angry if I had just let him explain himself. I don't know what to do with that boy." she softly mumbled to no one in particular.

She sighed and sat up in her bed, starring at the large picture that hung on her wall. The moonlight made it easy to see the entire picture, a beautiful picture of her and Link taken back in their homeland. She missed Hyrule more than anything, but it was definitely nice to get away for a change and see all her friends again.

"I shouldn't moan and groan and whine here, I should go for a walk to clear my thoughts."Zelda silently whispered to herself.

She looked down and realized that she was only wearing a nightgown and even though it was springtime, the air was still a bit chilly from the freezing winter they had just experienced. She slipped on a long purple trench coat over her nightgown and buttoned it up while slipping her hands in its pockets.

Finally after taking a second to check to see if there was anyone in the hallway on either side, Zelda gently closed her door and walked down the hallway to the training room. The training room was the closest access she had to the most beautiful section on the garden that Master Hand secretly kept in the backyard.

She grunted as she opened the large brass doors that lead into the training room. When she stepped inside, she could smell a familiar scent of pine trees, and it immediately reminded her of Link. Wanting to get him off her mind, Zelda quickly walked to the other side of the room and opened the door that lead outside.

Link's POV

Link almost gasped as he heard the door creak open to the training room. It was really early in the morning and he doubted that anyone would really be that desperate to practice so early. He peeked around the corner and saw a quick glimpse of someone walking into the backyard, but at the distance he was standing he could not make out who it was.

"How odd," he mummered to himself, "no one in their right minds would come through here just to get into the backyard unless they wanted to be alone." "Well, they won't be alone for now, because Detective Link is now on the case."

Link sneakily made his way to the door and opened in slightly. He peeked out to see if he could spot the subject, but when he saw nothing, he assumed it was safe to continue. He opened the door and closed it gently before looking around the place for clues as to where the mysterious person might've gone.

Link finally spotted some footsteps not too far away, and as he inspected them, he noted that they were small and very ladylike. Tracing the footsteps to as far as they went, he finally spotted his mystery girl standing atop a beautiful balcony that overlooked the entire mansion right in the center of the backyard.

"Zelda..." Link gasped as he started at his gorgeous magnificent princess. She was wearing nothing but her nightgown and coat, but to him she looked like the most beautiful woman in the world.

Link made his way up the spiral stairs that lead to the balcony. This was his time to make things right, and he wasn't about to ruin it.

Before Zelda could say anything, Link wrapped his arms around her waist and firmly pulled her closer to him. It startled her, but she knew who it was and she had no intentions of resisting. He rested his chin on the top of her head and closed his eyes, enjoying the quiet moment while it lasted.

"Link..." she gasped, finally letting out a breath she didn't realize she was holding in. She didn't bother to question him, she knew why he was there, and even though it seemed she didn't want to see him at the moment, on the inside she was really happy to see him.

"Zelda... we need to talk." Link whispered in her ear. Zelda's spine tingled slightly at the feeling of his hot breath on her back and she let out a slight gasp.

Link slightly smirked at the sound of her gasp, he knew she had at least some sort of feelings for him. He gently grabbed her shoulders and turned her around to face him. Now that he was able to look into her gorgeous sapphire eyes, he could finally speak properly.

"Zelda, I need to apologize for last night. I know you don't want anything to do with me, but just hear me out, ok?" Link begged.

Zelda rolled her eyes and sighed. "Oh alright, but make it quick. I'm supposed to meet Marth here in five minutes." she lied.

"I'm sorry for ruining your date, I'm sorry for ruining your life, and I'm sorry that I've made such a fool of myself. I'm a terrible person who deserves to be punished, so I decided that you get to choose my punishment. I'll do whatever you wish for however long you wish to keep me." Link said.

"Well, there is one thing I need help with. Peach is hosting a ball soon and I don't have anyone to be my mannequin while I decorate and improve the dress I'm working on. I guess you'll have to do, although I'll have to make some adjustments." Zelda giggled. "I'll think about anything else I need help with, but for now let's just work on the dress. Come on, I'll show you where we're storing it for now."

"What about Marth?" Link asked, confused that Zelda would just bail on a date. "Oh, I lied about that to mess with you." Zelda smirked as she grabbed his hand and lead him to his doom.

Twenty minutes later, Link found himself rushed, pushed, pulled, and fussed over as Zelda tried to adjust her dress just right. He looked ridiculous, but at least Zelda had forgiven him. He didn't know what he would do without her by his side.

"And... done!" Zelda exclaimed as she stiched the last part of her dress. It was a lovely shade of lavender which was her favorite color. Zelda giggled when she looked at Link, for not only was he in her dress, but she also had put a wig on him to make him look like her.

Zelda took a step back and admired her dress and the wig while smiling brightly. She raised her camera up and before Link could react, Zelda had snapped 5 pictures of him in her lovely dress.

"Zelda!" Link exclaimed, his face turning a bright shade of red. "Don't take any pictures of me!" he exclaimed, clearly embarrassed. Link covered his face and refused to let her see it. He ran out the door to avoid any more pictures and down the hall towards his room. Suddenly, Link tripped on the dress and almost fell to the ground. He was waiting to feel the pain of having his face smashed in the ground, but after a second, he realized that he hadn't fallen. He looked up to see Marth's face slightly blushing and realized that he must have fallen into Marth's arms. But why was he blushing?

"Marth...I...uh... thanks for catching me!" Link awkwardly stated. Marth gave him a confused expression and wrapped his arms tightly around his waist. "Anything for you, Zelda. You sound kind of weird though, are you feeling alright?"

"What? Uh yeah, I'm fine but I'm not..." "Ssshhh, no need to speak, baby. I know what you're asking for." Marth interrupted him. And without a word, Marth leaned down and kissed Link fully on the lips.

Link made a strange noise in his throat that sounded somewhere between a gag and a scream. He tried to pull back, but Marth wasn't taking no for an answer. Marth forced his mouth open with his tongue and quickened the kiss passionately.

Link tried his best to pull away, but Marth kept on insisting that they weren't quite done yet. A few awkward minutes passed by with Link trying his best not to throw up in his mouth as Marth kissed him more.

"MARTH?!" Link suddenly heard his savior call as Marth finally released him long enough to see Zelda standing there with a pale expression on her face. Marth's eyes widened as he looked from Link to Zelda. When the realization hit him, his eyes widened to the size of a tennis ball, and he frantically screamed. Marth ran to the bathroom to wash his mouth out with soap while Link just awkwardly stood there in a daze.

Zelda burst out laughing as she saw the expression on Link's face. Pure disgust, horror, and shock were written all over his face as he stared off into the distance in a daze. She shook his shoulder and he snapped out of it, but he still looked horrified by what he had just experienced.

"So... that was your first time kissing Marth. How did it feel? Good? Bad? Extraordinarily awesome? Was he a good kisser?" Zelda joked as Link finally came back to his senses.

"I...he...you...I JUST KISSED MY ENEMY! BLEH!" Link shouted as he ran down the hall towards his room, wanting to be alone for the time being.

Zelda's POV

Zelda giggled as she watched him go, promising herself that next time, she would have her video camera ready. She strolled down the hall towards Link's room and bravely opened the door. "Link? Are you alright?" she asked as she opened it all the way and stepped inside.

"ZELDA GET OUT I'M CHANGING!" Link screamed as he desperately searched for a towel to cover his lower part up. Zelda bit her lip but refused to look away, for she had always secretly been kind of curious to know what he looked like entirely.

"Link, I'm sorry for startling you, but I really don't care if you're naked, I need you to hurry up and get dressed. I have another job that I'd like you to do. So chop chop, let's get to it, mister! Daylight is burning and this must be done by sundown!"

Link sighed and turned to face her again. "Fine, little miss perfect. Let me get dressed first, in peace. I can't concentrate when you're gawking at me like that.

"Oh, sorry. I'll be waiting in the kitchen! And bring your sword, we may have to do a litte 'persuading' later on." Zelda winked as she gently closed the door and walked down the hall towards the kitchen.

Zelda entered the kitchen and picked out her favorite brand of tea. She prepared it and sat down at the table to enjoy it. While she was sipping, Peach walked in and smiled at her. Peach decided to join her with her own cup of tea, and they spent the next few minutes talking amongst themselves.

Link's POV

Meanwhile, Link was curious to know what Zelda had in store for him. He hoped it had nothing to do with Marth, Link didn't think he could face him after the crazy drama that had happened only a couple of minutes earlier. He slipped on his boots and walked down to the kitchen pondering what kind of crazy weird things Zelda would ask him to do for her.


So yes, this is all for now but I hope you are all satisfied for I literally sat down and took 3 hours to write this. It isn't the longest chapter, but it's the funniest chapter most definitely. I shall have an update before New Years, but until then feel free to check my profile out. I have a sneak peek of Legend of Zelda: True Love that'll be released very soon (in 3 days to be exact) on Christmas! Then NEIWIS will have a chapter released next, probably December 26th or 27th. And finally, BB will have a chapter released on December 31st, the last day of 2014! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone!