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"This is so boring!"
"Carlos, we have to write an essay on Romeo and Juliet. You don't have a choice."
"But, Logan! You know I think fairytales are stupid!"
"It's not a fairytale! It's a classic play written by William Shakespeare."
Kendall sighed. Oh, happy days.
"Come on, Logan! Admit it! Romeo is an idiot! If he'd just checked Juliet's pulse, he'd have known she wasn't dead!"
"He was in shock," James explained. "It wouldn't have occurred to him."
Carlos sighed. "Well, I know I wouldn't have been that stupid. Damn, my pencil broke!"
"There's a pencil sharpener on the table in our room," Logan said.
Carlos went off to get it.
"I'm finished my essay!" Carlos screeched in triumph, slapping his helmet.
"Whoopdeedoo," James muttered.
"Yay!" Logan said sarcastically. Carlos had been driving them crazy for the last hour. Kendall was the first one to finish, and he'd gone to his room for a bit of 'Carlos free time'.
"Hey, Carlos!" James said suddenly, an idea popping into his head. "Why don't you go compare essays with Kendall?"
"Great idea, James!"
Carlos ran off. Logan sighed. "Peace at last."
"AAAAHHHH!"
"You were saying?" James sighed.
"LOGAN! JAAAAAMES!"
They both shut their books and got up, going into Kendall's room.
Carlos was bent over Kendall, who was sprawled on his bed, eyes closed.
"I think he's dead!" Carlos yelled.
Logan gave an exhausted sigh. "Check his pulse, Carlos."
"What?"
"Did you check his pulse?" Logan repeated.
"No . . . I just panicked, it didn't occur to me."
"RAAAARRRGGGHHHH!" Kendall roared.
"AAAHHH!" Carlos shrieked, jumping back. Kendall was sitting up, almost wetting himself laughing.
"Ohh, your face, Carlos! Oh God, I'm gonna die . . ." He wiped tears from his eyes, still in stitches.
Logan and James were laughing too. "Not so easy is it, Romeo?" James sniggered.
Carlos was trying to keep a straight face. "That was so not funny."