Otter Matchmaking

Warning: May contain spoilers. I do not own anything.

"Are you awake yet Skipper?" Marlene asked Skipper. They both had enjoyed a wonderful evening with each other and now were in each others arms.

"Affirmative- I mean, yes." Marlene snuggled more closely into his body, the warmth of his body filled her him such comfort and pleasure, she felt like she was going to faint again. Skipper then shifted, moving Marlene up to his face. Their eyes locked again as they settled into a "good morning" kiss.

"Mmh- What time is it?" Skipper asked.

"Oh I don't know Skipper, why did you have to ruin the moment." She tried to settle into another kiss when Skipper got up from the bed and went outside of the cave. He looked at the zoo clock; it read 8:45 a.m.

"Smoked Salmon! I've got to get back to base!" Skipper ran towards H.Q,

"But Skipper!" Marlene yelled after him, "Forget it." She lay back in her bed, deciding to rest for the day.

Meanwhile, Skipper entered H.Q, counting himself lucky that everyone else was asleep. He went to his bunk and pretended to be asleep. When the clock rang 9:00, Skipper woke the other penguins up.

"On your feet men! Today, the zoo is closed, so their would be less training for today. Kowalski, I need you to make a new invention, something that will help us capture Rhonda, that walrus."

"Uh Skippa, maybe you should make a machine to help Marlene?"

"Are you still thinking Marlene is upset? Trust me, we got over it. Everything is fine."

"I think she's lonely Skippa. There aren't a lot of male otters around here."

"Well, uh, su-sure Private." Private smiled a smug grin; he knew that Skipper didn't know he was there last night. He went to bed last night thinking to himself, he thought that it would be best to split them apart. If Skipper started going out with Marlene all of the time, that would the team with their leader gone. As Skipper told him before "Don't get any lovey dovey thoughts in your head Private. That would ruin the team order and the zoo will go into helter skelter (chaos)."

Kowalski finished his machine, which was called, The Loveulator. It was designed to point to anyones true love.

"Private, I need you to get Marlene." Kowalski ordered him.

"Okay sir." Private waddled over to Marlene's house. When he got to her house, he told her that Skipper wanted to talk to her. She happily agreed to it and went back to H.Q with Private. When they got back, Marlene didn't an awaiting Skipper but rather three serious looking penguins looking over a machine that looked like a love calculator.

"Uh, guys, what's going on?"

"It's a machine that will help you find your true love Marlene." Private yelled out. Marlene looked at Skipper with an annoyed look. Skipper just shrugged his shoulders.

"Why did you choose me?" Marlene asked.

"We-uh. Needed a guinea pig for the experiment and you were the closest species we could find." He explained.

"We also thought you were lonely." Private spoke out again.

"Who said I was lonely?"

"We did. Rico, spit take." Skipper ordered. Rico took a cotton swab out and yanked out Marlene's tongue. He swabbed her tongue and put the swab into the machine. A heart came up and pointed to where Skipper was (no surprise). Private quickly saw this and kicked the machine when nobody was looking. Then, Kowalski looked at the machine and saw the heart outside of the zoo. Now you can imagine Skipper and Marlene's feelings when they saw this (if you can't, they were very angry and filled with confusion).

"A-alright men. Let's move out." The other three penguins left the base and Skipper and Marlene followed, not feeling like talking to each other. When they got to the edge, Marlene stayed inside the zoo while the other penguins left.

"Don't you want to come Marlene?" Private asked.

"Don't you remember what happened last time I left the zoo?"

"Oh yeah. Sorry." The penguins entered Central Park with Kowalski leading the way. They got to the part where the heart was and found a box next to some bushes.

"Hello." Fred the Squirrel greeted them.

"Him! He's as dumb as a sack of hammers!" Skipper shouted.

"Who?" Fred asked.

"But he is Marlene's true love." Kowalski told him.

"Ugh. Let's bring him back to the zoo." They brought Fred back to the zoo and showed him to Marlene.

"This is my date?" Marlene asked.

"Guess so." Skipper said.

"Well, uh, Fred, what do you like to do?"

"I like to live, eat and sleep." (I'm so sorry if you didn't find that funny. It is 11:00 at night and I'm really tired.)

"Ha ha! Your so funny Fred! Come on, let's walk together."

"To where?"

"I don't know. Come on." They walked of into the zoo, leaving Skipper with a look of total disgust on his face.

"Are you alright sir? Marlene did find her true love and that was the mission." Kowalski said.

"I know, but he's stupid! Marlene is to smart for him!"

"But it is a mission completion, right sir?" Private inquired (asked).

"I guess your right. Come on, let's see how these lovemammals are doing." The four penguins slid of into the zoo.

Meanwhile at the zoo

"Fred! Where are you?" Antonio the otter asked. He was looking for his Fred while playing hide-and-go-seek. He was usually easy to find, hiding in an obvious location. "I guess he went inside of the zoo, I better go look for him. Who knows what may have happened to him. But first, time to play my Spanish Guitar (he plays a few notes on his guitar). Now to find Fred. He walks of into the zoo, trying to find his friend Fred in the foreign, captive world…

There's chapter three. Hope you enjoyed it. The next part would come soon. Also, I'm not portraying Private as a bad guy, just a guy who cares about his team. Don't hate Private. Please review and possibly give me some ideas. Thank you.