A/N: SO HERE IS CHAPTER THREE! It is awesomesauce and hope you love it as much as we do!
Coauthor's Note/RAWR'S Note: Yeah, awesometasticness! Chapter three; fi-na-lee! I have been waiting forEVA for this moment of uploadingness, it means i finally get to start posting crap on MY. PAGE. Yeah, that's right, you read that right. STUFF. ON. MY. PAGE. Now read the awesomeness that is this chapter...WE COMMAND YOU. NOW.
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"No! No! You stupid machine! Why must you toture me so?" Miranda yelled at the computer in front of her. It was currently spitting out solutions that the teen could not figure out.
"Abby! Can you get your ass in here and help a poor helpless labtech?"
The Goth returned from the front room and looked over her shoulder at the computer. Abby's brow was twisted into a knot and her eyes were glazing over the computer screen.
"I'm not quite sure. Why not just try to run it again? It's just a simple AFIS test, so I'll wait right over here if you need any help."
Clicking the button once again,Miranda waited as the computer ran through the database and in a matter of seconds made it's bell sound signifying that it had found a match. " I guess that solves the problem." Abby said with a smirk on her face.
"You know I love you, but fuck off."
-Down in the bullpen-
Tony was on the phone." Sierra! I need that lawyer crap from the last case. Not in an hour, not in five miniutes,RIGHT NOW!"
Five seconds later, Sierra skipped into the bullpen. "Tony here's all the lawyer crap you asked for," She said, plopping a stack of folders on his desk. "You..." She trailed off at the sight of the time. "Omigod! Three o'clock! Brb!" She disappeared from sight around the corner. Tony was a bit suspious of what was occuring here and walked over to McGee's desk where Timmy was sitting staring intensely at his computer screen."Probie! Go see what new Probie's doing!"
McGee gave Tony a puzzled look and got up as the other agent tried to slap the back of his head. It was then that Miranda stepped into the bullpen and walked over to Tony's desk."Is Gibbs here?"
"No, he's out getting-hold that ! Found out anything yet?"
"No,go do it yourself Tony" McGee said but leaned over again to look ay Sierra.
"What is McGee doing?"Miranda asked as she too looked over to look at the new chick.
"Spying on new probie for me?"
"Tony...What did tell you about spying on people?"
"That it's bad and I shouldn't do it...But McGeek's doing it, not me!" He said giving Miranda what she called a "sad puppy dog" face. Before she could come up with a response, what could only be called a high pitched squeal came from the corridor. A miniute of silence followed until McGee said:
"I think she just said I love you!"
The three looked at each other for a second before Tony picked up the phone and Miranda and McGee crowded around him.
"Forensics lab, Abby here," the scientist's voice chirped.
"Abby!" The three said at once. "Sierra-phone call-I love you-"
"Whoa, slow down there! Say that again!"
McGee snatched the phone. "Tony made me spy on Sierra's phone conversation-"
Tony snatched it back. "And we think she's-"
Miranda pressed the speakerphone button and put the phone down. "In a relationship."
"But we can't figure out who!" Tony said. "Do you know who?"
"Of course not! I only just heard it from you! Now, Miranda, get down here and run that sample!"
"Fine! I'll be there in a minute! Chill!" And with that she ran over to the elevator that was closing as she apporoached it. Luckly Gibbs was inside and kept the door open for her.
"Why are you in such a hurry today? Abby got you on a tight leash or something?"
"No,just have to run a blood sample but more importantly we found out that Sierra's in a relationship but we don't know with who!"
With that,Gibbs turned off the power to the elevator and said,"She's dating Callen from L.A." Then he turned the power back on and it reached the forensics out,Miranda ran down the hall to the lab and ran in. However, Abby was right nearby and the two women collided and in a matter of seconds the raver was on top of the Goth. It was then that Miranda noticed the intense green color of Abby's eyes.
"I'm really sorry Abby I totally didn't see you there! But guess what! I found out who Sierra's with! Callen!"
"Wait a minute...something hinky could be going on. Who told you? And don't say Tony."
"It was Gibbs! And Gibbs is always right! If there's one thing I've learned so far,it's that GIBBS IS ALWAYS RIGHT."
"Okay then there's only one way to solve this now. Gibbs is down in autopsy right?"
With that Miranda pressed the preprogrammed video-phone button and waited for Ducky to accept. "Gibbs! Ducky! Is Sierra or is she not in a relationship with Callen?" Abby asked leaning over to the camera.
"Yes else do you want?"
"Oh nothing Gibbs. I'll let you know when we do." Hanging up on autopsy, Abby sent her assitant a look saying: "You better to run that blood!"
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A/N: Yay for the awesomeness of Miranda, McGee and Sierra! So now that we know WHO the MYSTERY DUDE is, RAWR will be uploading her stoofs to her page. It's going to be fabulous! Lots more crazinesss coming soon (to a RAWR near you!)
RAWR's note: We would both oh-so-luv it if you reviewed! ...Yes, that means you, sitting there, reading these words on your computer screen. Sierra and Miranda need more LUV. WE DEMANDETH IT. Thank you young minions and have a nice day/evening/morning/afternoon/whatever.
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