Nei, people! I have decided that Pein's OS can wait for later (sorry to all those Pein fangirls out there!). I try to type 'n upload as fast as I can, but I'm just a- wait, no, I'm not telling you my age, year old with lots of HW and piano practice. So, please be patient and wait a little while! Read and Review, peoples!

Fuyumi sank deeper and deeper into the lake.

"I'll drown for sure." She thought as the surface grew blurry and floated further away.

"Serves me right for being weak..."

Her head turned sideways. "Kisame will never like me again..."

Flashback...

Fuyumi dashed through the hallways.

"KISAME! KISAME!" She shouted as she ran to find him.

Fuyumi rounded the corner and slammed right into him.

"Woah, Fyum!" He said, stating her nickname that he made up. "What's up?"

Fuyumi clutched the stitch in her chest, gasping for breath.

"I perfected Suiryūdan no Jutsu, Water Release: Water Dragon Bullet Technique!"

"NO, REALLY?!" Kisame exclaimed, waving his arms. "WELL?! LET'S CHECK IT OUT!"

Fuyumi created a huge dent in the ground dragging Kisame outside she was so excited.

"AWRIGHT!" She called as she took her stance outside on top of the lake.

Ox → Monkey → Hare → Rat → Boar → Bird → Ox → Horse → Bird → Rat → Tiger → Dog → Tiger → Snake → Ox → Ram → Snake → Boar → Ram → Rat → Yang Water → Monkey → Bird → Dragon → Bird → Ox → Horse → Ram → Tiger → Snake → Rat → Monkey → Hare → Boar → Dragon → Ram → Rat → Ox → Monkey → Bird → Yang Water → Rat → Boar → Bird

Her hand weaved out the signs like it was born inside her. There was a huge blast of water, that tunneled and morphed into a dragon, and flew right towards one of the huge boulders near the greenhouse (I guess?).

KABOOM!

Zetsu was blasted right out of the greenhouse.

"OMG WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! OH MY FUCKING GOD MY PLANTS!" He screamed.

Fuyumi ran over. "Oh my Jashin, I am so sorry! I was just showing Kisame my new jutsu..."

"It's ok, it watered the plants! And you're in love with him too."

"I AM NOT!" She said, blushing as she did.

"Yeah, that's believable. Just be careful with that Justu of yours."

"Why?"

"I thought I saw Kabuto and Orochimaru hanging around here lately. You might want to save it for later."

Fuyumi bowed. "Thanks!"

Kisame ran over just as Zetsu literally melted into the shadows.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT WAS SO AWESOME!" He screamed as he squeezed her in as hug.

Fuyumi's face turned as red as the streaks in her blue hair. "K-kisame-air-can't-breathe-"

"Oh. Sorry." He says and drops her.

"How sweet..."

Both of them whips around just in time to see Kabuto walk into the sun.

"I take that you are 'hanging out'? Odd place to do it, near the lake."

Fuyumi rolled her purple eyes. "What's wrong with the lake, you 4-eyed creep?"

Kabuto's eye twitched. "Don't call me that, you bitch!"

"Make me!"

"ARGH!" Kabuto screamed. "Chakra no Mesu - Chakra Scalpel!"

He ran towards them with the Chakra sword-thingy (sorry!).

Fuyumi's hands instantly went up. "Suiryūdan no Jutsu, Water Release: Water Dragon Bullet Technique!"

The dragon reformed, crushed Kabuto, amd forced him under the water. "Kisame!" She yelled. "Your sword!"

"On it!" Kisame screams as he runs back into the base to grab Samehada.

She spins around just in time to see Kabuto spit out a fish as he stands up.

"Heh, how'd the fish taste?"

"Shut up! Not bad, but..." Kabuto smirked and pulled out a kunai with a letter bomb attached. "Let's see you dodge this!" He said as he threw it at her.

"Tch, you are underestimating me!" Fuyumi says as she steps to the right and dodges it.

"No, I'm not. Saonara, Winter."

The kunai that her threw it turned around and shot right at her, also multiplying by 10 as it did.

"WTF?" Fuyumi cussed as she jumped over all of them. Each time she dodged one, it would multiply by 10. Soon enough, a huge trail of about 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0 letter-bombed kunai were following her.

"The hell!" She yells.

"That's not the end!" Kabuto screams. He whips out a wicked sharpened kunai with a 30-feet long letter bomb attached to it. "Try to jump this one, and it'll explode with the little ones!"

"Fuck."

KABOOM

"I wonder if Kisame made it out..."

Fuyumi closed her eyes, preparing for the end. Thus doing so she missed the flash of blue, black, and red speeding towards her.

"FUYUMI DON'T DIE!" Kisame screamed. "I LOVE YOU! DON'T GO NOW!"

He swam next to her and picked her up (bridal style) not before planting a kiss on her lips.

"Kabuto, you are going to fucking die."

2 hours later :D...

"OH MY FUCKING GOD OROCHIMARU-SAMA SAVE ME!" Screams Kabuto as he was dragged into Hidan's room.

"Have fun with Hidan's Jashin ritual!" Waves Kisame before shutting the door.

"I wonder if Fuyumi's ok." Kisame runs down to the imfimery. Kazuku was bandaging her arm when he flung open the door.

"Ah, it's you."

Kisame raised his eyebrow. "What do you mean?"

"She was awake for about five minutes mumbling about how you'd hate her." Kakuzu replied as he strode out of the room. "You can deal with her, I've got to go anf count my money."

Kisame sat on the bed next to Fuyumi. "Don't go, I love you."

Fuyumi coughed.

"Kisame..."

"YOU'RE ALIVE!"

"Of course I am! Not that I deserve to be alive..."

"Don't say that! There are people that love you, you know." He says and blushing slightly.

Fuyumi scoffed. "Since when? My parents are dead. My village blames me for killing them. Who still loves me like this?"

Kisame looked straight in her eyes. "I do."

Ha ha! I'm going to leave you guys hanging!

Kisame: You better upload faster!

Shut it, you know how much homework I have!

Fuyumi: Read n' Review, peoples!