"Hello, Max Church and Jesse Stewart! We're calling because we were taken aback by your impressive resumes. I mean, both magna cum laude? Don't see that often."
We both shrug. "Aw, shucks!"
The call continued. "We've conducted dozens of interviews already, so tell me, Max and Jesse, what makes you two believe you can apply your knowledge here?"
I start off. "It's quite simple, I have long felt a calling to teach others and share the Gospel of Jesus Christ among those who need it most. It is our duty to go make disciples of all nations (Matthew 28:19), and I see that tying in here."
Jesse then added his point. "I too, share a passion of teaching the true Word of God to those in most desperate need. It is because of this passion that we wish to see those be able to strive better in life from knowing their true purpose."
The hiring employee was taken aback by our knowledge and passion for the job in question. "Just one more question, are either of you eligible to work in Canada?"
I replied, "I have dual citizenship in Canada as well as the US, so that's no issue. I even have a cottage up there we can stay at. As for Jesse, we can sort out his work visa, right?"
"That can easily be arranged by us." The hiring manager beamed as he continued. "You two sound like such mature, hard-working, smart, friendly young men. You're both hired as our new chaplains for our upcoming show. Congratulations!"
Both Jesse and I can't help but to jump for joy. "Yes, Hallelujah! We found a job!"
"So, both of you will come up next week for set up and training. It's at Camp Wawanakwa, a summer camp in Muskoka. Does that work out?"
"YES SIR!"
"Wonderful, see you two then."