hello everyone! i updated on this again! i was hyper again tonight (more than usual XD) and decided to do this again... for all those who are wondering i will try to update on some of my other stories!!!!

Galbatorix

Set him up with an appointment with Dr. Phil.

Stand behind him and imitate his movements with OVERLY exaggerated one of your own.

Trip him at all opportunities.

Shoot him in the butt with a Nerf gun.

Ask him if he forgot to take his medicine.

Sing 'sugar high' by Vic Mignogna every morning and convince him vehemently to drink his 10 cups of coffee.

Run around screaming that the sky is falling. Watch his reaction.

One word: tickle!!!!!!!

Sing the most dreaded song of all time: "I know a song that never ends…" or "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves…"

Go into a laughing fit whenever he walks by and stop abruptly when you can no longer see him. EVERYTIME.

Ask him why he doesn't have any fan girls.

Tell him sporks like cookies… especially if they are made in a tree. (Referring to Lord of the Beans XD hilarious)

Tell to not attempt this… they only listen to the cookie man… and he will probably burn the tree down.

Spray paint his ENTIRE throne room while he is not there. You accidently forgot Shruikan was there.

Tell him the elves are actually Santa's secret minions and he plans a coup de tat.

Sir, have you found the elves yet? Maybe you should go looking for them.

Dwarves

Stare in wide eyed horror at random dwarves. Swear you are at the North Pole.

Fall over laughing and rolling on the ground when someone asks you what a 'pithy' is.

Try to replace the feldunost (spelling?) with llama and say they are cooler.

Distribute chocolate and coffee. Run. SUGAR HIIIIIIIIIGH!!!!!!!!!!

Demand for them to return your cell phone.

When they ask what a 'cell phone' is take yours out and show them what it is.

Convince than that steroids will make them taller and that they already sound and look funny so it should have no side effects.

Blow out all there tunnel 'candles'.

And to finish it off… when the Star Sapphire is fixed, run over in full view of everyone and break it with trusty baseball bat. Run away happily.

Eragon/ Saphira

Sit outside of Eragon's tent and don't move until he makes you.

Ask him where the anti-depressants are.

When he asks what an 'anti-depressant' is, take out Brisinger (which you never gave back XD) and finger it with a crazed expression.

When he asks for Brisinger back look horrified and refuse.

When he asks why not, tell him he'll put an eye out.

Tell Eragon he must save the world.

When he asks why tell him it is the only place with chocolate.

Refuse immediately and tell him ithe chocolate is yours.

Say he can have the cookie instead.

Chuck cookie as far as you can and see if he chases after it.

Ask Saphira why she looks purple.

Run around after her with a fire extinguisher and claim there will most definitely be a fire.

When she finally gets agitated with you following after her a take the extinguisher and blow foamy stuff in her maw. Tell her you 'told her so'.

Give her a toothbrush and tooth paste. Walk away.

Steal Saphira (how? I dunno… personally that could take some talent.) Find random cat and paint it blue. Show it to Eragon and tell him it's Saphira and you don't see anything wrong with her.

Ask Eragon why he doesn't like the shade. Say that it gets very hot without it.

When he asks what you mean say it's all his fault it gets so hot.

Tell him Murtagh has more fan girls because he is hotter.

When he tries to kill you set fan girls on him.

When Eragon is bathing hide and bush and say very loudly "I see you". (No perverts! You don't actually see him…)

Elves

Smile mischievously when you see the elves have left Du Weldenvarden.

Follow them around and continually ask them if they are finally going to 'go west'

Talk to them in the Ancient Language (really you can? I never knew you could XD) see if they get mad.

Ask them why they have pointed ears.

Since they have been in Du Weldenvarden for so long… convince them that pink is fashionable.

Sneeze whenever an elf walks by you and claim you are allergic to elves.

Steal Blaggden and paint him pink. Tell them he's now fashionable.

Take a random rock present it to them and swear that it is a dragon egg.

Remove food stock and replace with every food (meat duh XD) and burn their 'old' food.

Try to convince them you can use magic.

Chuck rock at the back of one of their heads and tell them Vanir did it.

Brom

WOW. He's dead. Again. I wonder why?

Murtagh

Pour oil around his room. (Why?)

Steal his plastic spoon.

See if he gets mad at you for stealing his only weapon.

Replace it with a spork. Say its cooler.

Tell him Santa is watching so he better be good. He won't get any presents then.

O.O The fluffy bunnies took over. Run screaming.

He asks you why you are screaming like a retard.

Tell him.

He stares at you blankly and walks away.

At night when he is sleeping, accidentally drop a lighted match in his room.

BOOM.

Fall over and laugh hysterically over his new hairstyle.

Tell everyone he got a new hairstylist because he didn't think he was hot enough.

Tell him you like his new hairstyle.

Try to teach Thorn how to sing.

Everyone dies.

Why? Ask Murtagh… I'm surprised he wasn't the first to go…

This time grab Zar'roc and start running swinging it around above your head like a retard.

Tell him that black is WAY out of style. Say that pink is the new.

When he refuses to change his wardrobe do some redecorating of his closet. XD

Ask how he got Thorn back.

Steal Thorn (how? I dunno…) and replace with cat.

To finish it off… lock him in room with rabid fan girls.

Arya

Dye her hair red at night and tell her she now looks like herself in the movie.

Whenever she says something mimic her movements.

Tell her Eragon gave up on her to go after Angela (I know… I'm evil XD)

Burn down her tent when she's gone.

Replace her wardrobe with a more…'fitting' one.

Sing the song that never ends until she cracks.

Tell her a coup de tat was under way, her mother was now dead and she was next.

Laugh at the most inappropriate times (especially when she speaks. And stop when she stops… you get the idea XD)

Say you met Yoda. Say he looks just like her.

O.O Wow. IT'S AN ELF! Look completely proud of yourself for figuring this out.

Ask her seriously if she knows the muffin man.

When she asks what a 'muffin man' is start singing every nursery rhyme you can think of at that moment. Keep repeating until you become… a PORCUPINE.

Ask her why she didn't succeed in killing you THREE TIMES (over emphasis the THREE).

Look on in fascination as the calm elven demeanor finally diminishes.

Smile proudly and say 'My life is now complete'. Walk away.

Ask everyone why she is trying to kill you.

SLEEP WITH YOUR EYES OPEN. Ah, too bad. That didn't work.

Meddle ye not in the affairs of dragons for ye be crunchy and good with ketchup. (I don't remember where I got that one XD)

OHMYGOSH SHE HAS A DRAGON.

oops.

()()()()()()()()()()

The morning sun slowly rose through the sky illuminating the land and people below. The land was peaceful until a certain few awoke.

A few… um, time later.

Two figures slowly appeared on horizon. Two males garbed in flowing cloaks raised their heads and stared at each other blankly. One drew a long blue sword and the other drew a… spork. The first male with the blue sword stared in astonishment at him.

"What the heck is that?" Eragon said while trying to hold back imminent laughs. Murtagh frowned and glared at him.

"A spork," he growled the he noticed something, "what's with the cat?"

"Don't ask. It looks like the fan girls got you too."

"What makes you… you too?"

"Same with Thorn?"

"Yeah, was it a freaky kid who scared everyone?" Eragon's mouth dropped in amazement.

"You mean the little kid got the king too…"

"Yep, so it was the same?"Eragon nodded.

"I guess we'll team up once again, brother…"

"… to kick some butt." Murtagh finished. Eragon nodded.

"Ha! I knew it!" a voice shrieked. The pair turned around and readied themselves to attack.

"Well look who it is…" the girl frowned then ran away happily. Out of nowhere an arrow came flying and hit the girl straight on.

"Finally…" a voice sighed. Arya stepped out of the bushes and looked at the pair.

"Arya!" Eragon cried out happily, "thank you so much I…"

"Shut up, Eragon," she cried out making him jump, "how about you go tell that to Angela!" she ran away crying. Eragon stood there stunned as Murtagh chuckled in the background. Eragon started fuming.

"Draw your spork, fiend!" Murtagh stopped immediately and frowned.

"You'll pay for that comment, idiot!"

Hysterical laughing erupted in the background.

Here you go! do you like this one??? i am running out of ideas!!!!! please help!!! it could be anything!!!

Thank you to fictionbot and Demoness Drakon for the ideas!!!!

please help me! i hope you like it!

bye!