Tyehh...me owns nuttin but mah oc.

A/N: Ehr-herrrm, hallo again. Just thought that before you start chappy t'ree o dis 'ere fanfic, I would just love to thank all of you for your maaaaawvelous YAY! reviews!! and warn you since this ficcy is here rated K+ better known as PG13, I can add a wee bit o' profanity. After all, Pirates of the Caribbean the Curse of the Black Pearl(I do not own Pirates of the Caribbean, that all belongs to Disney. I do not own Disney either. Did you know that Disney doesn't like Pixar anymore? I do not own Pixar.) contained dear William calling Barbossa a bastard bastard BASSTARRD!!!!!!! I can get away wit it too. Enjoy, sweetnesses.

Zoro lowered his fist. "No, just to him. He doesn't deserve a good, clean girl like you."

Ashli looked a bit dissaproving. "Eh, what about a good clean what?"

"Ehr-herrrm."

The source of this strange throat-clearing-like noise was Usopp, who was apparently done playing with his slingshot for the moment.

"Pardon me for being rude, but who exactly are you?"

Zorro smirked and said, "Guys, this is my younger sister Ashli."

Ashli winked at Usopp.

"Oh Ashli, such a beautiful name, Ashli!! If only your brother was not Satan in Green."

As it seemed Sanji was starting to wake up, so Zoro kicked him in the head so he would provide them all peace for a bit longer. Ashli nudged Zoro with her elbow quite hardly.

"And you have been WHERE exactly for HOW long, and Zoro, why didn't you ever tell us you had a sister?" Usopp continued his queries with zeal.

Ashli raised her eyebrows a bit and answered, "As for where I've been, that is nothing anyone but myself and the people I encountered during that time need to know, and I'll say I was 10 when I left and I am 17 now, and I'm almost positive that my dear brother here is 19, so I'll let you figure that out on your own.."

Usopp looked appalled. "You left at ten?"

Ashli looked quite casual as she answered, "No, I was kidnapped."

Usopp's jaw dropped open.

"You were kidnapped?!" said Usopp.

"I was kidnapped." said Ashli.

"She was kidnapped?!" said Nami.

"She was kidnapped." said Zorro.

"You were kidnapped?!" said Luffy.

"She was kidnapped." said Usopp.

"You were kidnapped?" said Nami.

"I was kidnapped." said Ashli.

"She was kidnapped." said Zoro.

"I was kidnapped?!" said Luffy.

"No, she was kidnapped." said Ashli.

"So you were kidnapped, and kidnapped was she?" said Luffy.

"Yes." said Ashli.

"So you're she?" said Luffy.

"No." said Ashli.

"Then who are you?" said Luffy.

"I'm Ashli." said Ashli. "Nice to meet you."

"I'm Luffy! Nice to meet you too!!!" Luffy walked up to Ashli and shook her hand.

"So you were kidnapped?" said Nami.

"I was kidnapped." said Ashli.

"I'll kill that kidnapper!!!" said Sanji.

"I'll kidnap you. No, wait, I meant--" said Zorro.

"Hey, you just said you weren't kidnapped!" said Luffy.

"I said I wasn't she." said Ashli.

"Right, so if you were kidnapped and she was kidnapped and you're not she and she's not you, then you're the same person, right?" said Luffy.

"Yes." said Ashli.

"Finally some clarity!" said Luffy.

"Who's hungry?" said Sanji.

"I am!" said everyone.

"To the galley!" said Usopp.

So they all went into the galley, and that's where this chapter ends.

And before you get mad and start flaming for multiple misspellings of Zoro, let me say I did that on purpose to annoy you. Thankkkyou!!!!!!

NOT THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!