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You think your life sucks? HA! Part 3
Update:
Yes, no one is dead anymore..DDtheDOG sneezed on their graves and they woke up. Bia pooped on them...but that didn't make any difference.
***CHARACTER UPDATE***
Derek: Now obsessed with Emma Watson, who played Hermione Granger on Harry Potter...he can't stop thinking about her..
Dayana: Still obsessed with only herself, yet she doesn't visit people anymore..she visits Miami and Tampa o_O;;.. also, she sometimes sneaks onto news shows and does reports on herself..
Kimi: Dayana and Baci's Daughter...she is now 80 years old.. and Dayana is only 11...is that possible?
Chrisitan: Dayana and Baci's son, he takes after Dayana, and is STILL one years old..after 7 years...
Baci: We don't know where she went...
Lee: She works at a Chicken Wing Restaurant called "My Chicken Gives Pleasure" o_O;;
Kate: Lee's best friend...who was once a very smart brunette who decided to dye her hair blonde..and somehow she hasn't been the same ever since -_-...(same description -_-...still O_O;;)
Ilyssa: she's still popping up o.O...and she works for Lee at her restaurant..Except she isn't a very good employee...because she is never there o_O;;...
PB: I think DDtheDOG uses him for a pillow now..
Durse: She is now an internationally known movie star.. can you guess what kind of movies she does?
Jerry: He ran off with on of Crystal's laptops..but she hasn't noticed.. we haven't seen him since..
Crystal: She doesn't make banners anymore, instead, she likes to make friends with people, call them annoying, and then block them, and make up really stupid screen names.
Bob and Bob: Derek and Dayana's moms..They still think they are stuck in the bathroom..
Lili and Venus: They are married, Venus revealed herself to be a man.
Fat Lady: She has devoted herself to Taibo and Richard Simmons. Her house smells. So does she.
Bia: Derek's bird.. we think she likes DDtheDOG
Biachu: Married the wall, they had 2 children.
Wallchu: Biachu and the wall's son, he now resides in Fat Lady's house as a wall, I feel sorry for him...
Pikachu: Now married to one of Crystal's laptops (she doesn't notice)..he is still like Dayana..
DDtheDOG: Derek's dog, she ressurected our dead friends by sneezing on them.. now she is stuck to the ceiling..sleeping.
Veli: Venus and Lili's daughter...I think everyone has forgotten about her..I think she moved in with Fatlady..
Others: I think others actually appear in this one...
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Begin:
Everyone is in Derek's living room watching Dayana making an important TV news bulletin.
Dayana: Hello everyone, I only have a little while to say this because I am going to be going to Miami for 5,000 years.. I might be a little longer than 2 months, but I will be 5,000 years. I know you will all miss me. Even though I don't give a shit about people and their birthdays and when they are gone I could care less, but I want you to all get me presents and miss me while I am in Miami for 2 months for 5,000 years. When I get back, I won't care about you. Thank you! *gets up and visits Miami*
News broadcaster: SHE TIED ME UP AND STOLE ME SEAT WHAT THE---
*someone turns the channel*
Everyone but Derek and Kate: HEY!
Kate: SHOE LACES!
Derek: *turns the television* LET'S WATCH EMMA WATSON :D!!! *squeezes one of the many Emma dolls around his neck*
***EVERYONE DISAPPEARS AND REAPPEARS AT---Ilyysa: ILYSSA WORKER! *gone*---HEY BITCH THIS IS MY LINE GO GET YOUR FUCKING OWN ONE MOTHER FUCKER---erhem...-AT LEE'S WORK "My Chicken Gives Pleasure"***
Lee: Welcome to My Chicken Gives---*quack* excuse me... my left bone muscle is out of order *eats her face* *silence*
Kate: Chicken wings blow me di---Derek: WHAT THE FUCK?! FUCK! *fucks Emma Watson*
Others: *pop up* o.o......
Derek: THERE *ARE* OTHERS :D
Dayana: Hello, I'm in Miami, yet I am here... I like working on --*visits CNN news* HELLO BARBARA O_O!!!!!!
Barbara: FUCK! RUN EVERYONE ITS THAT ONE CHICK DAYANA O_O!!!!!!! She might rape yer face O_O!!
Dayana: Cookie juice.
Kate: YUM ^.^ *finger*
DDtheDOG: *walks around with Bia clinged onto her leg, and a pillow which appears to be PB on her ear* Mornin friends.
Derek: Aren't you stuck on the wall? o.O; *sucks Emma voodoo doll*
DDtheDOG: Yer mum.
PB: I am currently residing on the ear of an unknown species.
Derek: *licks Emma Watson picture* It's a dog o.o;
PB: Yer mum.
Derek: What..the .. fuck? *lick*
Crystal: Am I even in this story? Cause I feel like blocking you all *shoots herself in the head* Tomorrow is a new day and I have a dentists appointment X.X *dead*
Ilyssa: WORKER ILY---Oh blood *drink*...SSA!! *di--you didn't see that o.o;;---sappear*
Ilyssa: *appears* Derek-Yer mum.
Derek: What..the..fuck!?!?!
Lee: *her face is currently in Pikachu's mouth.. even though he hasn't been in this story yet...* ILYSSA!! I AM NOT PAYING YOU 200 A MONTH FOR YOU TO POP AROUND FUCKING DEREK'S MOTHER... NOW GET TO WORK.
Ilyssa: Shut up *rips her face off of Pikachu's mouth, even though he isn't in this scene, and throws in on Durse's head.*
Durse: I'm not here o.o;; I'm in Wollyhood :D!
Ilyssa: Oh. *disappears*
Lee: WHERE IS MY FACE?!?! Mmm-mm Chicken wings :D!! *throws a chicken wing over to her face which is spinning on the fan above her head*
Face: Scrumtous.
Kate: Who wants to play Wednesday Ball? :D?!
Veli: *walks through the door with Biachu hanging from her nipple* I like tits, but Wednesday Ball is also amusing in my pus---
kate: *interupts her* OKAY :D!! *kicks her in Veli's face and then shoves a condom in her mouth* Tag! You're Wednesdayed!
Veli: *chew* mmmmmmmmm *drool*
kate: Heeey ;_;
Derek: *sleeps on Emma's pic* OH EMMA YOU MAKE MY FRITS FRAT O_O!!!!!!!!!!!! *wakes up* o.o....
Dayana: *appears on TV at the top of the imaginary stand*
TV: *falls* *breaks* *dies*
Dayana's voice: HEY BITCH
Derek: Oh great ~_~..*eats Emma's eyeball*
Emma Watson: Frickle fattle o.o;
Dayana: To--
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Voice: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Derek: HEY O_O;; WHAT THE HELL!??!
Voice: *comes out* Derek, I am your father..
Derek: What the fuck, your PB o_O;;
PB: Oh yeah o.o;
Derek: What do you want o_o!?!
PB: Your story sucks o.o;; and I DON't act like that like that like that *twitch* Okay?
Derek: *cough*... Can you do better?
PB: Yes o.o;; *eats PB&J* mmmmmm myseeeeeeelf...
(So you all know, PB isn't really writing this next scene, it is ME, the regular author.)
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Derek: *sex*
Dayana: *sex*
Lee: *sex*
Kate: *Chocolate Pizza*
Ilyssa: *ILYSSA*
PB: Hello :D!!!
Durse: *sex*
Crystal: *sex*
Bia: *sex..with DDtheDOG*
Biachu: *sex*
Pikachu: *sex*
DDtheDOG: *sleep*
Veli: *THIS IS NOT FUNNY-WHO CASTED ME FOR THIS PART?!* (PB: That's not your line O_O)
Others: *orange soda*
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PB: =D!!!! *eat* o.o;
Derek: That...was...
PB: ;_;..
Derek: GREAT :D!!! *shakes his hand* a masterpiece *sniff* ;_;
PB: I like cheese o.o; *disappear*
Derek: Eh o_O?! What the fuck?! O_O; um okay.. back to the story o.o;;
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Dayana: ARE WE BACK TO ME YET?!!? Thank you ^.^...Since I'm so sweet an innocent--(Everyone: *COUGH!!!!!!!!*)---*glare* Like I was saying, since I'm so sweet and innocent *glares at everyone* .. I think you should all..BY ME A MOTHER FUCKING GOOD PRESENT FOR MY GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING BIRTHDAY WHICH IS CURRENTLY RESIDING IN THE POSITION OF TOMORROW O_O!! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANY OF YOUR BIRTHDAYS BUT YOU BETTER GIVE A FUCK ABOUT MINE!!! O_O!!!! ...okay ^.~?
Everyone: o.o;;..XD!!!!!!!!!!
Dayana: *dissolve*
Kimi: Let's go to Hog..Hogs...Fuck...*hits herself with her kane* uuuuuuuh *dies*
Bob and Bob: Our son!!
Derek: That wasn't you son.. I am o_O;; or atleast one of yours uuuh yeah *fucks Emma's picture* very peculiar o.o;;
Dayana: Yes, shall we?! We shall venture to HogsFuck School of Bebitched little skanks and ho's who share the same bed and get pregnant off of candy bar wrappers while licking a macaroni and cheese ball after qurfue. Let's go! *visits Tampa*
**THEY ALL APPEAR AT HOGSFUCK SCHOOL OF BEBITCHED LITTLE SKANKS AND HO'S WHO SHARE THE SAME BED AND GET PREGNANT OFF OF CANDY BAR WRAPPERS WHILE LICKING A MACARONI AND CHEESE BALL AFTER QURFUE**
Albusty-thighs Dumbelwhore: Welcome students, to Hogfuck school of bebitched little skanks and hos who share the same be--
Veli: YES WE KNOW THE NAME! *chews on the same condom that Kate gave her 16 hours ago*
Kate: Ooooh... birdies! *points to a spot in the sky where there are two moving objects*
McGona-get-dat-ass-o-yours: OH PROFESSOR FLATDICK.. YOU GIVE ME ORGASMS!!!!!!!!!!
Albusty-thighs Dumbelwhore-who-owns-a-store-HEY THAT RHYMES!: If you would like.. I could curtle your milk...stomp on your feet...and give you a chicken wing..
Lee: O_O
**THEY ALL APPEAR AT FAT LADY'S HOUSE**
Wallchu: ....!!! *die*
Fat Lady: *jumping around shaking the whole house* In a deep voice: COME JOIN ME FRIIEEEENNNNDDSSS *RUMBLE SHAKE RUMBLE* IN MY TAIBOOO *JUMP KICK CRACK.. FALLS DOWN A WHOLE IN THE FLOOR*
Christian: *crawls out of the air vent* WHAT IS THAT HORRID SMELL?! *dies*
Dayana: He can talk? He's only 1... *kills herself*
Everyone: *throws away their cheap 1 cent birthday presents for Dayana*
Venus and Lili: *crawl out of the television* What IS that smell?
Fat Lady: *from the whole* IIII .. FAAAAARRTEEEED REEEH HEHEH WHOOAA EEHHH *die*
Richard Simmons: O..kay!
Fat Lady: RIIICHAAAAARD =D!!
Derek: You're dead Fat Lady. *sucks on Emma's toe* GOD DAMNIT GIRL WHAT THEY FUCK IS UP WITH YOUR FEET?!
Emma: The nails are only yellow with a hint of black fungus and they only grew to about 3 feet long, gorgeous, no?!?! :D!?!!
Richard Simmons: Okay now ^.^!! let's all get together and.. WORK OUT!
Pikachu: *visits Miami*
**EVERYONE IS TELEPORTED TO MICHIGAN**
Venus: Why the hell are we here? *sniffs Lili's ass*
Lili: Your nose is cold.. I WANT IT. *suck*
Lee: *eats Dumbelwhore's chicken wing* Mmmm ^^
Dumbelwhore: UH MY CHI CHICKEN WI WING IS SOOOO WHOOA ITS COMING O_O!!!!
Lee: Chicken wing filling? o.o;; Vanilla :D!!! *eat* o.o
Kate: February Ball :D!!! *sticks a pair of scissors in her ears* Nail clippers o.o;
Harry Potter: I have a scar o.o;;
Kate: I have a teeths o.o
Draco Malfoy: Teeth turn me on *masturbate*
Harry Potter: Waaaait a minute o.o;
*((To understand that part that just happened between Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter, you'll hafta read my other story "Harry Potter and the Horned Up Reality" AAAHAHAHAH cheap advertising :D!!))*
Derek: Life sucks O_O!! THERE WILL BE NO MORE SEQUELS TO THIS SERIES *grabs a rifle* WE WILL NO LONGER LIVE IN THIS STORY FROM HELL O_O *shoots everyone* NO MORE SEQUELS O_O!!! *shoots himself*
You think your life sucks? HA! Part 3
Update:
Yes, no one is dead anymore..DDtheDOG sneezed on their graves and they woke up. Bia pooped on them...but that didn't make any difference.
***CHARACTER UPDATE***
Derek: Now obsessed with Emma Watson, who played Hermione Granger on Harry Potter...he can't stop thinking about her..
Dayana: Still obsessed with only herself, yet she doesn't visit people anymore..she visits Miami and Tampa o_O;;.. also, she sometimes sneaks onto news shows and does reports on herself..
Kimi: Dayana and Baci's Daughter...she is now 80 years old.. and Dayana is only 11...is that possible?
Chrisitan: Dayana and Baci's son, he takes after Dayana, and is STILL one years old..after 7 years...
Baci: We don't know where she went...
Lee: She works at a Chicken Wing Restaurant called "My Chicken Gives Pleasure" o_O;;
Kate: Lee's best friend...who was once a very smart brunette who decided to dye her hair blonde..and somehow she hasn't been the same ever since -_-...(same description -_-...still O_O;;)
Ilyssa: she's still popping up o.O...and she works for Lee at her restaurant..Except she isn't a very good employee...because she is never there o_O;;...
PB: I think DDtheDOG uses him for a pillow now..
Durse: She is now an internationally known movie star.. can you guess what kind of movies she does?
Jerry: He ran off with on of Crystal's laptops..but she hasn't noticed.. we haven't seen him since..
Crystal: She doesn't make banners anymore, instead, she likes to make friends with people, call them annoying, and then block them, and make up really stupid screen names.
Bob and Bob: Derek and Dayana's moms..They still think they are stuck in the bathroom..
Lili and Venus: They are married, Venus revealed herself to be a man.
Fat Lady: She has devoted herself to Taibo and Richard Simmons. Her house smells. So does she.
Bia: Derek's bird.. we think she likes DDtheDOG
Biachu: Married the wall, they had 2 children.
Wallchu: Biachu and the wall's son, he now resides in Fat Lady's house as a wall, I feel sorry for him...
Pikachu: Now married to one of Crystal's laptops (she doesn't notice)..he is still like Dayana..
DDtheDOG: Derek's dog, she ressurected our dead friends by sneezing on them.. now she is stuck to the ceiling..sleeping.
Veli: Venus and Lili's daughter...I think everyone has forgotten about her..I think she moved in with Fatlady..
Others: I think others actually appear in this one...
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Begin:
Everyone is in Derek's living room watching Dayana making an important TV news bulletin.
Dayana: Hello everyone, I only have a little while to say this because I am going to be going to Miami for 5,000 years.. I might be a little longer than 2 months, but I will be 5,000 years. I know you will all miss me. Even though I don't give a shit about people and their birthdays and when they are gone I could care less, but I want you to all get me presents and miss me while I am in Miami for 2 months for 5,000 years. When I get back, I won't care about you. Thank you! *gets up and visits Miami*
News broadcaster: SHE TIED ME UP AND STOLE ME SEAT WHAT THE---
*someone turns the channel*
Everyone but Derek and Kate: HEY!
Kate: SHOE LACES!
Derek: *turns the television* LET'S WATCH EMMA WATSON :D!!! *squeezes one of the many Emma dolls around his neck*
***EVERYONE DISAPPEARS AND REAPPEARS AT---Ilyysa: ILYSSA WORKER! *gone*---HEY BITCH THIS IS MY LINE GO GET YOUR FUCKING OWN ONE MOTHER FUCKER---erhem...-AT LEE'S WORK "My Chicken Gives Pleasure"***
Lee: Welcome to My Chicken Gives---*quack* excuse me... my left bone muscle is out of order *eats her face* *silence*
Kate: Chicken wings blow me di---Derek: WHAT THE FUCK?! FUCK! *fucks Emma Watson*
Others: *pop up* o.o......
Derek: THERE *ARE* OTHERS :D
Dayana: Hello, I'm in Miami, yet I am here... I like working on --*visits CNN news* HELLO BARBARA O_O!!!!!!
Barbara: FUCK! RUN EVERYONE ITS THAT ONE CHICK DAYANA O_O!!!!!!! She might rape yer face O_O!!
Dayana: Cookie juice.
Kate: YUM ^.^ *finger*
DDtheDOG: *walks around with Bia clinged onto her leg, and a pillow which appears to be PB on her ear* Mornin friends.
Derek: Aren't you stuck on the wall? o.O; *sucks Emma voodoo doll*
DDtheDOG: Yer mum.
PB: I am currently residing on the ear of an unknown species.
Derek: *licks Emma Watson picture* It's a dog o.o;
PB: Yer mum.
Derek: What..the .. fuck? *lick*
Crystal: Am I even in this story? Cause I feel like blocking you all *shoots herself in the head* Tomorrow is a new day and I have a dentists appointment X.X *dead*
Ilyssa: WORKER ILY---Oh blood *drink*...SSA!! *di--you didn't see that o.o;;---sappear*
Ilyssa: *appears* Derek-Yer mum.
Derek: What..the..fuck!?!?!
Lee: *her face is currently in Pikachu's mouth.. even though he hasn't been in this story yet...* ILYSSA!! I AM NOT PAYING YOU 200 A MONTH FOR YOU TO POP AROUND FUCKING DEREK'S MOTHER... NOW GET TO WORK.
Ilyssa: Shut up *rips her face off of Pikachu's mouth, even though he isn't in this scene, and throws in on Durse's head.*
Durse: I'm not here o.o;; I'm in Wollyhood :D!
Ilyssa: Oh. *disappears*
Lee: WHERE IS MY FACE?!?! Mmm-mm Chicken wings :D!! *throws a chicken wing over to her face which is spinning on the fan above her head*
Face: Scrumtous.
Kate: Who wants to play Wednesday Ball? :D?!
Veli: *walks through the door with Biachu hanging from her nipple* I like tits, but Wednesday Ball is also amusing in my pus---
kate: *interupts her* OKAY :D!! *kicks her in Veli's face and then shoves a condom in her mouth* Tag! You're Wednesdayed!
Veli: *chew* mmmmmmmmm *drool*
kate: Heeey ;_;
Derek: *sleeps on Emma's pic* OH EMMA YOU MAKE MY FRITS FRAT O_O!!!!!!!!!!!! *wakes up* o.o....
Dayana: *appears on TV at the top of the imaginary stand*
TV: *falls* *breaks* *dies*
Dayana's voice: HEY BITCH
Derek: Oh great ~_~..*eats Emma's eyeball*
Emma Watson: Frickle fattle o.o;
Dayana: To--
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Voice: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Derek: HEY O_O;; WHAT THE HELL!??!
Voice: *comes out* Derek, I am your father..
Derek: What the fuck, your PB o_O;;
PB: Oh yeah o.o;
Derek: What do you want o_o!?!
PB: Your story sucks o.o;; and I DON't act like that like that like that *twitch* Okay?
Derek: *cough*... Can you do better?
PB: Yes o.o;; *eats PB&J* mmmmmm myseeeeeeelf...
(So you all know, PB isn't really writing this next scene, it is ME, the regular author.)
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Derek: *sex*
Dayana: *sex*
Lee: *sex*
Kate: *Chocolate Pizza*
Ilyssa: *ILYSSA*
PB: Hello :D!!!
Durse: *sex*
Crystal: *sex*
Bia: *sex..with DDtheDOG*
Biachu: *sex*
Pikachu: *sex*
DDtheDOG: *sleep*
Veli: *THIS IS NOT FUNNY-WHO CASTED ME FOR THIS PART?!* (PB: That's not your line O_O)
Others: *orange soda*
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PB: =D!!!! *eat* o.o;
Derek: That...was...
PB: ;_;..
Derek: GREAT :D!!! *shakes his hand* a masterpiece *sniff* ;_;
PB: I like cheese o.o; *disappear*
Derek: Eh o_O?! What the fuck?! O_O; um okay.. back to the story o.o;;
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Dayana: ARE WE BACK TO ME YET?!!? Thank you ^.^...Since I'm so sweet an innocent--(Everyone: *COUGH!!!!!!!!*)---*glare* Like I was saying, since I'm so sweet and innocent *glares at everyone* .. I think you should all..BY ME A MOTHER FUCKING GOOD PRESENT FOR MY GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING BIRTHDAY WHICH IS CURRENTLY RESIDING IN THE POSITION OF TOMORROW O_O!! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANY OF YOUR BIRTHDAYS BUT YOU BETTER GIVE A FUCK ABOUT MINE!!! O_O!!!! ...okay ^.~?
Everyone: o.o;;..XD!!!!!!!!!!
Dayana: *dissolve*
Kimi: Let's go to Hog..Hogs...Fuck...*hits herself with her kane* uuuuuuuh *dies*
Bob and Bob: Our son!!
Derek: That wasn't you son.. I am o_O;; or atleast one of yours uuuh yeah *fucks Emma's picture* very peculiar o.o;;
Dayana: Yes, shall we?! We shall venture to HogsFuck School of Bebitched little skanks and ho's who share the same bed and get pregnant off of candy bar wrappers while licking a macaroni and cheese ball after qurfue. Let's go! *visits Tampa*
**THEY ALL APPEAR AT HOGSFUCK SCHOOL OF BEBITCHED LITTLE SKANKS AND HO'S WHO SHARE THE SAME BED AND GET PREGNANT OFF OF CANDY BAR WRAPPERS WHILE LICKING A MACARONI AND CHEESE BALL AFTER QURFUE**
Albusty-thighs Dumbelwhore: Welcome students, to Hogfuck school of bebitched little skanks and hos who share the same be--
Veli: YES WE KNOW THE NAME! *chews on the same condom that Kate gave her 16 hours ago*
Kate: Ooooh... birdies! *points to a spot in the sky where there are two moving objects*
McGona-get-dat-ass-o-yours: OH PROFESSOR FLATDICK.. YOU GIVE ME ORGASMS!!!!!!!!!!
Albusty-thighs Dumbelwhore-who-owns-a-store-HEY THAT RHYMES!: If you would like.. I could curtle your milk...stomp on your feet...and give you a chicken wing..
Lee: O_O
**THEY ALL APPEAR AT FAT LADY'S HOUSE**
Wallchu: ....!!! *die*
Fat Lady: *jumping around shaking the whole house* In a deep voice: COME JOIN ME FRIIEEEENNNNDDSSS *RUMBLE SHAKE RUMBLE* IN MY TAIBOOO *JUMP KICK CRACK.. FALLS DOWN A WHOLE IN THE FLOOR*
Christian: *crawls out of the air vent* WHAT IS THAT HORRID SMELL?! *dies*
Dayana: He can talk? He's only 1... *kills herself*
Everyone: *throws away their cheap 1 cent birthday presents for Dayana*
Venus and Lili: *crawl out of the television* What IS that smell?
Fat Lady: *from the whole* IIII .. FAAAAARRTEEEED REEEH HEHEH WHOOAA EEHHH *die*
Richard Simmons: O..kay!
Fat Lady: RIIICHAAAAARD =D!!
Derek: You're dead Fat Lady. *sucks on Emma's toe* GOD DAMNIT GIRL WHAT THEY FUCK IS UP WITH YOUR FEET?!
Emma: The nails are only yellow with a hint of black fungus and they only grew to about 3 feet long, gorgeous, no?!?! :D!?!!
Richard Simmons: Okay now ^.^!! let's all get together and.. WORK OUT!
Pikachu: *visits Miami*
**EVERYONE IS TELEPORTED TO MICHIGAN**
Venus: Why the hell are we here? *sniffs Lili's ass*
Lili: Your nose is cold.. I WANT IT. *suck*
Lee: *eats Dumbelwhore's chicken wing* Mmmm ^^
Dumbelwhore: UH MY CHI CHICKEN WI WING IS SOOOO WHOOA ITS COMING O_O!!!!
Lee: Chicken wing filling? o.o;; Vanilla :D!!! *eat* o.o
Kate: February Ball :D!!! *sticks a pair of scissors in her ears* Nail clippers o.o;
Harry Potter: I have a scar o.o;;
Kate: I have a teeths o.o
Draco Malfoy: Teeth turn me on *masturbate*
Harry Potter: Waaaait a minute o.o;
*((To understand that part that just happened between Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter, you'll hafta read my other story "Harry Potter and the Horned Up Reality" AAAHAHAHAH cheap advertising :D!!))*
Derek: Life sucks O_O!! THERE WILL BE NO MORE SEQUELS TO THIS SERIES *grabs a rifle* WE WILL NO LONGER LIVE IN THIS STORY FROM HELL O_O *shoots everyone* NO MORE SEQUELS O_O!!! *shoots himself*