If I owned pokemon then team rocket would have kidnapped Tracey and max and left them on a deserted island by now
Ash put Meowth on the floor and called out Squirtle
Ash: okay, little girl you tell your Meowth to use scratch and we'll have a pokemon battle! Ladies first!
Jessie: okay, Meowth use scratch!
Meowth: huh, Meowth?
Meowth looked round at Jessie and a question mark became visible above his head
Jessie: c'mon Meowth, just scratch it!
Meowth lifted his foot and started to scratch his ear
Jessie: ugh, not like that!
Ash: okay we'll start! Squirtle, use water gun!
Squirtle: Squirtle!
Squirtle soaked Meowth, he jumped up and clung on to James's head
Misty: oh my gosh, are you okay kid?
James: uh, I wouldn't mind, but uh, retract the claws please
Meowth: Meowth,
Meowth slowly climbed down off James and sat on the floor for a minute, shaking
Misty: maybe it isn't the best idea to go with water types,
Ash: okay, Squirtle return! Go, Bulbasaur!
Ash called back Squirtle and sent out Bulbasaur
Ash: okay Bulbasaur, use vine whip!
Bulbasaur: bulba!
Bulbasaur extended the vines from it's back and wrapped them around Meowth
Meowth: Meowth?
Bulbasaur pulled Meowth in to the air and slammed him into the ground a few times
Ash: okay Bulbasaur, that's enough, hey kids, now you have your Meowth attack us
Bulbasaur dropped Meowth who made a huge, cat-shaped crater in the ground
Jessie: c'mon Meowth scratch, scratch!
Meowth managed to pull himself out of the crater but couldn't see straight and almost fell back in
Jessie: oh, I give up!
Misty: maybe vine whip's a bit much,
Ash: okay, let's try this!
Ash called back Bulbasaur and sent out Charmander while James helped Meowth stop falling into the crater
Ash: okay Charmander, rage!
Charmander walked over and scratched Meowth a little
Meowth: …Meowth?
James: was that it? Okay, Meowth use scratch!
Meowth waddled over uncomfortably on all fours and scratched Charmander as hard as he could
Meowth: Meowth, Meowth!
James: yay! We're winning!
Ash: okay Charmander, do it!
Charmander: char!
Charmander's flame grew bigger and bigger as he struck back, knocking Meowth out
Meowth: …Me-owth!…X(
James: aww, almost
Jessie: ugh, even as kids, we can't win!
Ash: what do you mean?
Jessie: oh for the love of, WE'RE TEAM ROCKET!!!
Ash: 'gasp' IT'S TEAM ROCKET!!!
Pikachu: 'sweatdrop'
Misty: B(
Wait, what happened to you guys?!
Jessie: it's a long story…
ONE EXPLANATION LATER
Ash: …so, this orb thingy?
Jessie: right
Misty: …and we're expected to believe this?
James: no really! Look!
James grabbed the orb and threw it to the ground as smoke began to rise, when it cleared ash and misty were little kids too and pikachu was doing something else so he wasn't affected
Ash and misty: … WAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
James: see, I told you!
Pikachu: oh, what did you guys do?
Ash: hey! I can understand you!
Pikachu: well yeah, kids and pokemon are strongly linked, they practically speak the same language!
Misty: well, what do we do now?
Jessie: there was something written on the orb, but we can't read
Pikachu: I can read, give it here
James handed pikachu the orb/ball thing and he read out the message (go back to the first chapter, it will be there)
Pikachu: …okay,
Well, now there's five babies and an electric baby sitter, there's something you don't read everyday!