Chapter 4 is authored by PheonixMP3

AN: To Aloha for her dedication, patience and organizational skills. To the NMTwiGirls who came before me - You Rock chicks! I hope to do justice to the story.

Stephenie Meyer owns the Twilight Universe but I own my dreams *wink*

The characters and story lines in this FanFic are purely fictional. Any
similarities with real life people and events is totally coincidental.

Chapter 4

Edward POV

I watch her get into the bathroom, undoing her clothes. I should be doing that. The smell of Patron still lingering in my nostrils…

Figures, the rules don't apply to floor monitors. At this very moment my bro is probably getting laid in Rosalie's room and Felix was offering Patron to my girlfriend, how can he afford that expensive shit anyway?

Never thought I would say this but this gig sucks! Sucks real bad!

I better get out of here before I piss her off even more… she's beautiful when she's angry though. As usual my trousers feel tight when I think about her. I have to fix this... she's my girl!

Back in my room, I lie on the bed with my iPod, thinking of ways to make it up to her, preferably away from this place, away from all the interruptions, and restrictions this place imposes.

Chicago is a big place and there has to be something we can do together. Frustrated, I start pacing the room, only one thing to do for it - Google. I do a little research on tourist websites and come across Lincoln Park, about half an hour away from campus, heading south on North Lake Shore Drive. I could drive us to North Pond, behind Diversey Harbour, find a secluded spot and spend sometime alone with my Bella.

Excited by my discovery I send a message to Bella.

EAMC1990: Meet me by the car tomorrow at 5 straight after class. Wear comfy clothes.

IMS2009: Why?

EAMC1990: It's a surprise.

IMS2009: Edward…

EAMC1990: Bella…. Please.

Silence! Minutes go by without a sign from Bella, my foot taps nervously on the floor. I can just picture her having an internal debate about this. Biting hard on her bottom lip, thinking. I love that lip. I should be biting that lip... kissing her face... touching her... my dick twitches... ping... fuck!

IMS2009: Ok.

EAMC1990: Thank you.

IMS2009: Good night, Edward.

EAMC1990: Goodnight, Bella.

I switch off the laptop and head for the shower, another cold one tonight….I don't hear Jasper come back that night, thank fuck for small mercies. I really couldn't cope with his smug, self satisfied smile after shagging my sis. Ew!

Lincoln Street dorms are about 15 minutes away from medical school, about 25 minutes for Bella to get to Medill for her journalism class. The gym and aquatics centres, together with parking, however, are right next door to our digs. Fucking A!

The days drag on, with core classes and specific to majors, all of us have the same English class. After saying goodbye at breakfast we find ourselves in English before lunch then head to the canteen. For lunch we take turns trying different cafes and restaurants within campus.

After golf practice I grab the car and head out of campus to do some shopping for our trip. I still have Jasper's cooler in the car and I thought an early picnic dinner would be nice. I get back to the parking lot just in time to see Bella walking towards the spot the car used to be in.

I drive up to her and open the passenger door. "Get in." I'm pleased to see she has come straight form class like I asked her to. She's wearing a tightly fitted dark blue shirt, a pair of skinny jeans, chucks and a fleece tied around her waist. That colour blue really suits her creamy complexion…. I groan internally as I watch her get in the car. Jasper is right, I've got it bad if I start talking about skin complexion….

The drive to Lincoln park is uneventful as we chat about the day's lectures, the music on the radio and admire the panoramic view of Route 41 running parallel to the shore of Lake Michigan. She asks a couple of times where we are headed but I just shrug and tell her it's a surprise. She gives up after a couple of attempts and sits quietly, taking in the view. The sunlight catches her hair now and then, highlighting the red tones that I'd never noticed before. She is so beautiful. My dick twitches appreciatively and I have to shift on the seat to get in a more comfortable position. She has no idea the effect she has on me.

How am I going to keep my hands and the rest of me in check when all I do all day is think about fucking her in any which way possible? I whimper low, maybe this was not a good idea….

"Edward is something wrong?" she asks.

"No, no nothing wrong." Too late now to turn back.

"We're here," I tell her a couple of minutes later. I park the car and get out to open her door. I reach her side just as she's about to open it for herself. She looks at me curiously. She better get used to being treated like a lady because I'm not screwing this up.

"Edward? Where are we going?"

"North Pond."

She looks at me questioningly and I cup her face in my hands, kissing her lips softly, keeping the rest of my body away from her, for her own safety…. I pull away from her saying, "We missed our first date, so I thought I would take you to the park for a picnic, to spend sometime alone with you. It seems we never get to do that on campus."

She smiles and blushes and I grin back at her, kissing her forehead. I grab the cooler and the blanket out of the boot and, taking her hand, lead her towards North Pond. We find a really pretty spot by the pond shore, trees behind us, water ahead of us, and benches far enough away from us not to be disturbed by anyone else.

We sit with the food between us, a little awkwardly. Now that we are alone together I'm not sure how to proceed. I didn't plan anything beyond taking her away from campus so that I could be with her without interruptions. I'm still convinced I am not a suitable candidate for her first time, but I'll be damned if I let Mike or Felix touch her.

We eat watching people row on the pond, dog walkers and couples stroll past us, commenting on this and that, passing food to each other. I realize I'm staring at her when I see her swallow hard looking at me. The tension is palpable. I notice a ketchup splodge on her chin. Without even thinking about it, I get on all fours and close the distance between us, pushing aside the food, licking her chin almost in the same movement.

She leans into me and I circle her waist with my left arm sitting on my heals and pulling her to sit astride me, my right hand pushing her ass into my throbbing crotch, a voice in my head says stop but I'm not thinking with my head and she's so soft and warm and eager …. I pull her into me even more, her hands mesh in my hair at the back of my head pulling it back. I love it when she does that, my lips open and a growl escapes from my throat. She whimpers as her tongue pushes into my mouth. Fuck me!

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Bella POV

I have to hand it to Edward, the setting for our first date is beautiful. Who knew he was a romantic? We eat and chat a little awkwardly, I'm dying to feel his hands and lips on my body, just thinking about it makes me tingle, heat spreading from my face to my feet. I'm munching on some chicken when I notice Edward staring at me intently.

I swallow hard watching him move towards me, the sun is setting behind the trees across the pond, rays are cutting through the branches reflecting on the water. His messy, just-had-sex hair, looks like a lion's mane. He is glorious! The most beautiful man I have ever seen, his green, sparkling eyes fixed on … my mouth? Oh heck I bite my bottom lip involuntarily, he moves like a mountain lion, not that I've ever seen one up close and personal, but I think that's how it would move when stalking its pray.... languid, fluid, sexy… oookay I'm officially babbling in my head. He reaches for me, pulling me to sit astride him, licking my chin in the same movement.

My legs cross behind his back as my hands tangle themselves into his sexy hair pulling his head back to give me better access to his mouth. I can feel his hard on and I whimper. Jeeez, I feel a warm liquid sensation pooling between my legs. My hips thrust towards his of their own accord. His right hand leaves my backside and comes to my chest undoing the buttons of my shirt, down to my navel. He runs his hand on the exposed skin, I throw my head back, a deep sigh escaping my lips. His hand grab my hips digging his fingers into my ass, roughly pulling me hard onto his straining erection. And we both moan.

His nose skims down my throat from chin to sternum. On the way the tip of his tongue darts out leaving a wet trail, his teeth graze my skin, driving me crazy. His mouth reaches the dip between my breasts. The tip of his tongue moves more frenzied, he bites harder, sucking the exposed flesh hard, leaving little marks on them. I whimper, "uhngh."

His hands cup my breast over my bra, in the haze I notice how they seem to fit perfectly in his hands. His thumbs caressing my nipples through the fabric, until they stand out. I'm now moaning louder, my hands running on his shoulders, back and into the back of his jeans try to get closer if at all possible. My back arches towards him, my breasts closer to his mouth.

He groans as I buck my hips over his erection. His right hand caresses my collarbone, sliding under the bra to touch my right breast, covering it totally with his hand, squeezing gently, pinching my nipple until I'm panting. He flicks his left wrist on my back and the bra goes slack, he pushes it off my breast exposing them, the cold air creates goose bumps on my skin. His mouth covers my breast growling, sucking my nipple hard, lightly biting all around it.

"Uhngh, please Edward." My left hand goes between my legs, as my right one pulls his head closer to my chest. He kisses me, slow and deep, while his hands undo the button and zip of my jeans.

He hooks his fingers inside my panties his knuckles brush against my wet pussy up and down a couple of times, my stomach muscles contract and I moan. He slips one finger inside me, stroking my clit with his thumb, my head falls backward, "hah…"

"Would you look at that, disgraceful! How the youth of today behaves, no shame!"

"What the fuck?" Edward exclaims and we both freeze, our eyes turning in the direction the voice came. A group of elderly ladies is walking towards the water, passing to my left, a few yards away from us. I hug Edward tighter hiding my naked chest into his. His head is resting on my left shoulder, watching the elderly group, no doubt. He is shaking.

"Gladys, dear, are you trying to make us believe that you've never gotten some grass stains on your bony ass when you were their age? Try to pull that innocent card with George at the home, it won't work with me. I'm no fool."

Sharp intake of breath from Gladys, who's gone puce hyperventilating, as the other ladies in the group burst into laughter. "He he he, Barbara, don't tell me. You used to come to the park during the war and make out with a soldier…"

"Hush your mouth Jacqueline, I was barely a baby during the war," at which point everyone in the group laughs so hard they almost choke and have to pat each other on the back, as they keep walking along the shore.

"Well at least I didn't almost lose my fathers car, drowning it in the river because I was too distracted making out with a sailor in back seat to notice that the gear had shifted."

"Oww, why do y'all have to be so mean. You'll never let me forget it will ya? I should never have confided in you." The group moves too far for us to hear the rest. We are both chuckling quietly, when I realize Edward has done up both our clothes.

"Edward…" But the moment is gone, I can feel it. Damn those grumpy old women…cold shower for me tonight.

"We better get back to campus before curfew." He gently moves me back on the blanket and sets about collecting all the leftovers. When we have gathered all our stuff we make our way back to the car. We put the stuff in the boot and he walks me to the passenger seat.

Before he opens the door I fist my hands in his shirt and pull him towards me, leaving a trail of kisses all over his face as I say, "Thank you for a great first date,"

He steps towards me trapping me between the car and his body as he lowers his lips to mine, barely touching them he says, "One day…"

His hands run down my sides before he opens the door for me. I'm stunned as I sit in the car watching his eyebrows raise and his mouth turn into a wicked grin. He closes my door and moves to the driver side. The drive back to campus is quiet, we are both lost in our on thoughts about this afternoon. I'm trying to distract me from touching myself to finish what he started.

We get back to campus and he walks me to my room, pinning me to the wall in full view of the whole floor as he kisses me goodnight. A female voice clears her voice before speaking. "Cullen, every time we meet you are in a compromising position," Rosalie says.

Edward, still locking eyes with me, replies, "Not dissimilar to the one you found yourself in the other day Rosalie."

He turns to me. "Good night Bella," he says, kissing me softly on the lips. Turning to go back to his room he shoots another dig at Rosalie, barely turning towards her room he says, "Night bro, see you later."

Rosalie goes puce as from her room a muffled voice says, "Night Edward"."

Before she sees me smile I enter my room closing the door, leaning against it. Damn it, everyone else seems to be having sex except me. I guess I have another appointment with a shower head tonight …..

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Edward POV

I get back into my room, slam the door with such force the frame shakes and throw myself on the bed. I can still taste her, she's so addictive. I've had my fair share of girls but, she keeps me going back for more! Even if we don't have sex, I wouldn't let her go. There are so many more things I want to do to her….

Damn it, she was so close earlier, if it wasn't for those grumpy bitches…. Of all the places they could have walked to the river from, they had to pass right by us. It's a god damn conspiracy, if you ask me. Everyone else seems to be having sex except Bella and me. I'm still not sure I am good enough for her but I can't let her go. She was so wet…and warm …and… I suddenly realize that, as I'm thinking about Bella, my right hand has reached my dick and is stroking and pressing down on it on top of my jeans.

Right, Cullen, get your ass in the shower before Jasper comes back and finds you jerking off in the middle of the room. That humiliation is something I can do without.

I get into the shower and relieve myself, thinking of my finger inside Bella this afternoon, wishing it was my dick. I finish showering and get ready for tomorrow.

In the next few days Bella and I meet almost everyday for lunch, grabbing something quick and eating it on the way to the closest hide out we can find where we spend almost a full hour making out, before collecting ourselves and heading to our separate classes. My resolve wavers with each passing day. I'm still not sure I am good enough for her, while she's behaving less and less like a virgin…and our luck is more and more absent, or present depending on the viewpoint.

Yesterday we met outside the boathouse by the lake, I bought us a couple of sandwiches which we ate quickly. Once inside the building I reached for her and was about to kiss her when she said, "Wait." She turned me to face the nearest wall pulled my long sleeve t-shirt over my head leaving my arms trapped in it and pushed me closer to the wall, until my forehead was leaning into it.

"Spread your legs a little more."

"Bella," I say as I try to look at her.

"Please, Edward do as I ask …. and don't look at me please." And I do because her voice is a little unsteady, she's nervous. I do because I'm curious to see what she wants to do, and because I am strangely turned on by the situation….because it's Bella.

Bella's body is flushed to mine her hands stroke my chest, paying particular attention to my nipples, as her mouth kisses a wet trail across my shoulders and down my spine. I hiss when her fingers pinch my nipples, her mouth reaches my trousers' waist band. She bites the top of my ass cheeks as her hands reach between my legs, holy shit!

"Fuck!" My hips buck towards the wall, her left hand gently cups my balls as the right one reaches around my right hip to touch my straining cock, she rubs it from the surface a couple of times, before undoing a few of my jeans buttons to insert her hand. A growl escapes my throat. She's about to insert her hand inside my boxer briefs, her mouth kissing and biting my lower back from hip to hip, her left hand gently squeezing my balls, when the main entrance door to the boat house opens.

She bites down hard on my cheek with a frightened screech, squeezing her hands involuntarily with my most prized positions still in them. I drop to my knees in part agony and part pleasure, I bite the inside of my mouth to stop me making any sound. Whoever it is they haven't seen us yet, but they will soon if we don't move. Still dazed, I put my top back on and walking stiffly, with Bella crouching behind me, we make our way out of one of the side doors, using the boats around us as cover.

We walk for a few minutes in silence, before I stop and cup her face in my hand looking her in the eyes.

"Where did you learn to do that?" She blushes and closes her eyes but doesn't answer. I embrace her in a bear hug tucking her head under my chin, stroking her back. Jesus that was …. so fucking hot!

Suddenly I can feel her shaking, at first I am worried thinking she's crying but I hear her laugh, a real deep belly laugh, her whole body is rocking with it and the motion is doing something to mine. too. Oh fuck, why can't I think of something other then sex?

"What's so funny Bella?" I put her arms length and look at her face... she's laughing hard and she is so beautiful…and I wait for her to calm down, still watching her. She sits on the patch of grass we are standing on and I follow suit.

"Phew! What the hell is going on? It's coming at us from all directions. If it's not Alice, it's Rosalie or some other student, old ladies in a park …" She giggles and I kiss her right there in the middle of Northwestern campus. I kiss her because, if anything, I want her more than ever. She gets into the kiss and I have to break it off before I loose control. She pouts and keeps her hands locked around my neck. I move back, her body still flush to my hip.

"Bella, please. Bella you will be the death of me." I kiss her again quickly, grab our books and, holding her hand, make our way towards our afternoon classes. She smiles at me wickedly, damn it she knows what she does to me! I leave her at the entrance to her next class building as I go to golf practice.

Our encounters don't get any easier with the passing of time. Bella is right, they are coming at as from all directions. Bella's uncanny ability to push my limits of decency and respect for her, are dwarfed by the sheer number of people willing to step out of line to interrupt our make out sessions.

Like when she surprised me at golf practice, her classes had finished an hour earlier and she had obviously run home to change. As I found out once we got closer, she came walking slow and steady towards me as I was pulling my caddy to the next hole. From the outside she looked almost the same. Jeans, fitted shirt and chuck shoes. Except that both jeans and shirt were tight in all the right places. Alice approved-type clothing, I wondered briefly if Alice had helped Bella dress to come and see me… Bella moves closer to me, putting one arm around my waist and pressing against my side while we walk to my next hole. I am conscious of people watching us.

Once practice is over we walk slowly back towards the sport centre, the others have already gone ahead. I hug her tightly to my side as she looks at me, suddenly standing still, her body flushed to mine. Her eyes are so huge and liquid, I could just take a dive in them. I kiss her neck. She skims her nose on my jaw line until she gets to my neck where she bites me gently then sucks on it hard. I hiss sharply before picking her up, wrapping her legs around my hips while walking towards the first group of trees I see, leaving my caddy where we stopped.

She wraps herself tight around my body as I press her against the first tree I come across, pinning her there with my body, my hands move caressingly from her lower back to her tight little ass, which drives me insane on a daily basis, back up to her hipbone.

She wriggles into me, is she trying to drive me mad? The increased contact, the friction she has created, makes me growl as her breath hitches.

"Damn it, Bella. I'm not a saint, help me out here!"

"I've never asked you to be a saint, Edward, and I thought I was helping." She wriggles again and I lose it, I don't care that I am a man-whore and that she deserves so much better. She's here now and she's mine and I kiss her hard, almost angrily, my body crushing heavily into her. She's pulling me closer to her, hands in my hair messing it up even more, crushing herself into me. When I stop the kiss her face follows mine pulling away, biting, sucking and kissing my mouth frantically, I respond in kind. Then I hear a familiar chuckle behind us and after a heavy chuckle a voice that will forever hunt my waking nightmares: Emmett & Rosalie!

Oh for the love of all …. Now What?

"Little Cullen what is it with you? Every time I see you, you are in a compromising position. Put. The. Girl. Down! You are in a public place, do you want to get caught and thrown out in the first week? Is it a new record you are going for?"

Hiding her face in my chest Bella huffs before saying, "We wouldn't have to resort to public places, if people stopped sticking their nose where it don't belong."

I kiss her forehead and, taking her hand, move to retrieve my caddy with Rosalie and Emmett in tow. I take Bella back to her room before making my way back to mine. We will get together later for dinner. I ask Emmett, when we are alone in my room, how the hell did they manage to find us. Jasper! Emmett asked where I was just as Rosalie was approaching and when she heard, she took it upon herself to make my life a misery. According to Emmett, she's protecting the dorm's reputation. Yeah, right. Spiteful bitch. Emmett has got it bad!

Lets not mention the time that Jasper comes barging into Bella's room looking for Alice... well, now that I've said it, I'll continue the story… as I'm about to take off the last two remaining pieces of her clothing, mine being wrapped around my ankles, my dick poking at Bella's side. Just thinking about it makes me hard…. It was getting good, she was whimpering as I assaulted her lips with mine, alternating between licking her top lip and biting her bottom one. She was feeling me up damn it. It felt so good, my erection was almost painful. One hand was meshed in my hair.

What is it with chicks and hair? Spank Ransom has the same problem apparently all these chicks trying to put their hands through his. Ew, the only chick I want touching any part of me is my Bella.

I hitch her left leg on my hip and a growl escapes her throat, so hot. She leverages herself pushing on my shoulders, rubbing against me, I can almost feel the moisture between her legs. I'm about to suck on her breast, still encased in her pretty bra, my right hand hovering near her clit, fingers ready, when the door bursts open.

Bella screams as I jump off the bed ready to kill the intruder. Jasper shouts for Alice then looks at the scene

"Edward for the love of god put it away," he says, gesturing at my dick.

Bella sits on the bed and asks, "Jasper, do you ever knock?"

Jasper is looking everywhere but at Bella

"Er… ah … Yeah sure I do, I just assumed Alice would be here alone, sorry! Where is she?"

"She's gone to the 'Design In All It's Forms Through The Century' exhibition or something like it, with a couple of our classmates," replies Bella.

"Oh, ok I forgot I guess. Sorry for the interruption carry on!" he calls as he runs out the door, slamming it behind him.

"Forgot to lock the door," we say in unison and we fall back onto the bed laughing, sex forgotten for the time being. There you have it! Bella and I are unable to spend any alone time together, let alone have sex. At this rate we will both be celibate until we graduate.

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Bella POV

University life sucks!!!

I'm literally going through my stock of panties, sexually frustrated. Any time I think, I may have swayed him to my way of thinking, we are interrupted and I resort to cold showers….the shower head is fast becoming my best friend.

One positive note is the upcoming weekend away from campus. Six of us will spend a weekend, in the next couple of weeks I think, at Ravinia, north of Evanston on route 41. It's a park, a place where you can hear cool music concerts, and have a picnic.

Alice, in typical Alice fashion has wrangled a bunch of tickets for a cool concert and she managed to get accommodations, too, for the Saturday night, but she won't say how.

We are discussing this, in one of the campus cafés when she stops talking and nudges me with an elbow.

"Would you look at the talent that just walked in?"

"What talent? What are you talking about?"

The young man that has just walked in is not very tall, a couple of years older, second year student I'd say judging by the smile and the amount of people he knows. Dark brown hair all over the place, he looks quite lean and muscular from here. A really cheeky grin spread across his face. His skin is flawless, his face very expressive, always pouting and pulling faces at people.

Extremely attractive when he smiles, he has a very intense stare sometimes. I hope he hasn't seen me stare. I am with Edward, but I'm just noticing beauty where I see it, and Alice is doing exactly the same. Very casual style, a little grungy with thread bare tops and jeans, but spotless shoes. The thing that grabs you most of all, is his stare, his eyes are a deep blue colour, not as beautiful as Edward's green eyes but they have something. Alice and I stare for a bit, comment and then get back to talking about our weekend away and sleeping arrangements.

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Demitri POV

Another year, another influx of fresh blood, young, naïve beauties that I can make mine.

So easy to take it's almost a crime…….almost.

Their first time away from home, from friends and family, and everything they know. They are all looking for a kind and reassuring shoulder to lean on. I provide that and a lap to grind against shortly thereafter. Don't hate! I never trick anyone or pretend (well almost) to be something I'm not. I stick around for as long as it's appropriate….for me.

It could be a few hours for my comfort and pleasure to set you off on a fucktastic four years at university. Like uhm… I forgot her name. Statuesque beauty, her first day here I helped her take her luggage up to her dorm. She invited me in for a chat. One thing let to another and we christened her bed. I left soon after. I don't cuddle, I don't sleep over and I don't call back unless I specifically tell you that I will. Oh, and I go commando most of the time!

It could be a few days, when I need to coax you and convince you that my way is the best way, or when you have something that I want. Like the brunette I had met in a club during my first year. I heard a classmate say that she was boasting about a tongue trick she could do. I wanted her to do it to me, to teach me how to do it so I could do it to other girls. It took me three days. Three fucking fantastic days.

Or I can date you for a couple of weeks, if I really like you, if you turn me on and I want to get you out of my system. Or if you are inexperienced and I feel compelled to teach you a few tricks, make you more fuckable. Like in the case of the two brunettes I see sitting in this café.

Yes, I am a slapper, but a really charming, good looking and a fucktastic fuck of a slapper. Americans call me a manwhore! I don't agree with the name.... a whore gets paid, I don't and I always leave improvements, never illness. I'm very clean, safe and well protected.

I've been watching them for half an hour and I am pretty sure one is a virgin, the other seems to have some experience but not a great deal. Perfect for me, they are friends, a few days old in their university life. They are both very pretty in very different ways. The spike hairdo one is petite, full of energy and wicked. I think if I showed her a trick or two, she would love to perform them and make them fun.

Her friend with the beautiful, long weave of thick brown hair, is the opposite. She looks shy and insecure, a little bookworm. She would love to learn tricks and could probably turn into a pro, but it will take a while to get her out of her shell. Once out she will be great. It's always the quiet ones you have to watch.

I train my stare on both of them and, after a few moments 'Spikes' looks up at me and smiles wide. I unleash my winning smile and nod in her direction. She nudges 'Waves' who promptly blushes as soon as our eyes meet. Yep, virgin in more ways than one.

I get up and go to their table with my coffee and sandwich.

"Ladies, would you mind if I sit with you? There are a lot of people queuing and I feel bad taking a whole table by myself." I grin widely, look down then back up through my lashes.

"Sure," Spikes responds as Waves blushes. My, my she's pretty!

I sit.

"Thanks. I'm Demetri, by the way."

Spikes speaks again, "I'm Alice and this is Bella."

"Pleased to meet you both."

We chat about general stuff. I reassure them that it will get better in a few weeks, when they will know where they are going, where things are and how they work. In the meantime, they should just enjoy 'Rush' week and the rest would come. I explain to them about Rush week.

The first couple of weeks of college are 'Rush' week. Everyone checks out all the fraternities and sororities and then they pledge to a club. The fraternity or sorority then has the new recruit do all sorts of crazy things, then it decides if you can join their club. It's who you know and how much money you have mostly. Apparently it looks good on personal resumes since they do charity work, etc. The reason I joined was the for huge parties, the alcohol and the opportunity to get my hands on lots and lots of willing girls.

I invite them to our frat-house party, promise to look after them, even tell them to bring their friends and boyfriends. I am a little surprised when they say they will ask their boyfriends. No matter, I'm not worried. That has never stopped me before.

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