Requested By: MiladyRose

Summary: 3 Superstars, 1 Elevator…anything can go wrong. What happens when John Cena, Eve Torres and Zack Ryder are stuck in an elevator together? Well, if you wanna find out you can read Chapter 3 of On A Mission; John Cena, Eve Torres and Zack Ryder: Get Me Outta Here!

Caesars Palace

Arriving at Caesars Palace to rest for the night and be prepared for the show in Las Vegas, Nevada the next evening, Zack Ryder makes his way into the elevator, only to be joined by Eve Torres and then John Cena within seconds.

"Ok, so now I'm stuck in this crappy elevator with my ex-girlfriend turned hoeski Eve and my former best friend turned cheating Fruity Pebble John Cena, are you serious bro?!" Zack thought as he sighed because of the dilemma.

It was an awkward silence during the ride, but a crashing noise and a jerky, sudden stop broke the silence as the Superstars were looking at each other in shock.

"What the hell was that?" Eve said, looking around the small space in fear.

"I dunno" John said, confused as to what the hell's just happened "I think we might be stuck in here"

"ARE YOU SERIOUS BRO?!" Zack snaps ask he runs round in a very small circle panicking then starts banging on the elevator doors "HELP US, BRO! WE'RE STUCK IN HERE!"

"Zack, calm down" John said, doing no favours for the Long Island Iced Z as he carried on banging on the doors like a mad man, putting Eve in an irritable mood.

Eve grabbed Zack, got in his face and snarled "ZACK, CALM THE FUCK DOWN!"

"HOW CAN I STAY CALM WHEN WE'RE TRAPPED IN THIS FUCKING ELEVATOR, HOESKI?!" Zack shot back, getting more and more aggravated by the second.

"WHY DON'T YOU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP?!" John screamed, barely being able to take more of Zack and Eve arguing "Shouting and arguing isn't going to get us anywhere, so just stay calm and I'll try and call somebody to tell them we're stuck here"

John gets his phone out to call anyone he can think of, but then he starts to worry when he sees that he has no signal on his phone.

"Uh…guys?" John said looking at both Eve and Zack like he was about to break down.

"What's wrong?" Eve said starting to look at John terrified.

"Check your phones and see if they have signal" he said "I've got nothing"

Eve and Zack simultaneously got their phones out like John told them to and checked their phones to see that they also have no signal.

"Nope, mine's got nothing" Eve said, sighing as she puts her phone back into her purse.

"I've got no signal either, bro" Zack added as he put his phone in his pocket.

There was a moment of silence, each Superstar looking at each other thinking what are they going to do and how the hell are they going to get out of there when suddenly, John broke down.

"HELP! GET US OUT OF HERE!" he shouted as he turned to the doors and started banging them as hard as possible like Zack was doing earlier.

"Don't worry guys, I'll set the mood with a little Justin Bieber" Zack said as he got his phone out and started playing the crappy songs aloud.

"Zack, turn that shit off…right now!" Eve said with her teeth clenched with anger.

"Are you serious bro?!" Zack questioned Eve, looking at her like some kind of weirdo "Justin Bieber is awesome, so I'd shut it if I were you, Hoeski!"

"Really? I insult Justin Bieber and you call me a Hoeski?" Eve said as she rolled her eyes in disbelief "You 'Beliebers' make me sick"

"And you make me sick with your Hoeski-ness" Zack snapped, getting annoyed by Eve's criticism about Justin Bieber.

"And your taste in music makes me sick" Eve snapped back crossing her arms "So turn that horrible noise off!"

"NO!" Zack bellowed as he also crosses his arms.

Hours Later…

Hours have gone by since the elevator came to an abrupt stop and the 3 WWE Superstars have been stuck. After going through panic attacks, banging on the doors countless times to see if they could get anyone's attention and constant arguing over whether Justin Bieber is a great singer or not, the Superstars are sitting around in the elevator exhausted and desperate to get out. The small, broken room was silent for about half an hour as they lost the energy to attempt to get people's attention and argue with each other, they were just sitting around deep in their thoughts. The long silence was broken when Zack decided to ask Eve a question that's been on his mind for a while now.

"Eve, can I ask you something?" Zack said looking towards Eve.

"You just did" Eve bluntly replied, irritated enough by the fact she's stuck in an elevator with the Long Island Iced Z and a Fruity Pebble.

"No seriously, it's important" Zack replied, slightly annoyed with Eve's blunt answer.

"Whatever" she muttered, as she rolled her eyes.

"What made you kiss John?" Zack asked.

"Really? You're bringing this up again?" Eve said in an exasperated tone.

"Yes" Zack said reassuringly.

"Really?" Eve repeated.

"Yes!" Zack repeated.

"Really?" Eve repeated again in disbelief that Zack was asking.

"Yes!" Zack repeated, getting aggravated by Eve repeatedly asking the same question.

The back and forth "Really?" and "Yes!" phrases were repeated on a loop for 5 minutes straight and it got to a point where it was like listening to a promo featuring Daniel Bryan and The Miz. John had enough of Eve and The Long Island Iced Z going back and forth and decided to interrupt the two with a loud "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" that left nothing but silence within the elevator.

"Can't you guys just drop it already?" he said in a more calmer tone "I am so sick and tired of hearing about this crap, yeah Eve kissed me and I don't know why it happened…it was just in the moment…now there's your answer Zack, so can you guys either I dunno…get back together or just be friends and stop arguing about it…or keep fighting about it and annoy the shit out of each other while doing so"

Eve sighed "Fine…Zack, can you give me a second chance?"

Before Zack could answer, the doors suddenly opened and the Superstars were finally free from the death trap.

"Finally!" John shouted in glee.

"Hey, that's my line!" The Rock snapped, randomly appearing out of nowhere.

"Whatever, Jabroni" John said as he left the premises.

"So…do you want a second chance?" Eve said looking eager.

"Yeah…about that" Zack said looking awkward "There's someone else…"

"What?!" Eve snapped, shocked by Zack's reply "Are you serious bro?!"

"Ok, why is everyone suddenly stealing catchphrases?" Zack said puzzled "Anyway, yes Eve…there's someone else"

As Zack finished his last sentence, Princess Leia walked into the hotel lobby and ran into the arms of the Internet Champion. Once they started making out in the middle of the lobby, Eve stormed off in disbelief, shocked that Zack had already moved on.

Ending Note: Finally! The one-shot…has ended (and was actually written lol). Sorry it took so long, been on holiday and got caught up with other things (i.e. job applications, GCSE results, college stuff, etc.) and then ended up with writers block lol. Another thing is I had an awesome idea for the ending of this then I forgot it and just had to think of something else and…that was it lmfao. Anyway, hope you enjoyed the story and once again, if you want me to write a one-shot to add to this, just add in the review the Superstar/Diva and the mission you want them to do. So long gay boys! (Sorry, felt like quoting The Hangover haha).